/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3328 - CCP Virus Editions

Is there ANY country that is clean?

Fresh content to add to your collection

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/cvg/, you've been sitting around doing fuck all today

Roll for amount of pushups you need to do, only last 2 digits count.

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>still have to work on the farm
Fuck me

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This thread is moving so slow everyone will see that I hate chinks

>no gravity
check mate

Based

Trump talking as if this is all over, mission accomplished, the war is won.
>2 weeks.

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Since the virus can pass through the blood-brain barrier, is it possible to change into a zombie virus? That would probably collapse every society on earth.

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>+4,258
f-flatten the curve!

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Antarctica

Just penguins to fuck with

Pretty soon they will all be *clean*
Just wait two weeks bro

>tfw threads are so shitty the plebbit reposting dane has to get rollan posts back on the wumao chink thread

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more threads than cases in the international space station kek

The top bun can't levitate on its own

Oh god, I have fever and diarrhea.
It's over, isn't it?

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Corona is coming for us all.
Also:
Fuck XI
Fuck jews
Fuck Xi's daughter
Fuck nothingburgers
Fuck Xi's mother
Fuck goverments
Fuck Xi's wife
Why do I feel that I have forgotten something?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 763,579 (40,524) #2 Spain 198,674 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 145,184 (4,586) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Brazil 38,654 (2,462) #12 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #13 Canada 35,056 (1,587) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,749 (452) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,491 (172) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,746 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +24,787 (+1,510) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Spain +4,258 (+410) #5 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #6 Italy +3,047 (+433) #7 Brazil +1,932 (+101) #8 Canada +1,673 (+117) #9 Germany +1,460 (+48) #10 Iran +1,343 (+87) #11 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #12 India +1,250 (+38) #13 Peru +1,208 (+52) #14 France +1,101 (+395) #15 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #16 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #17 Pakistan +710 (+25) #18 Mexico +622 (+104) #19 Sweden +563 (+29) #20 Poland +545 (+13) #21 Portugal +521 (+27) #22 Japan +501 (+14) #23 Ireland +493 (+39) #24 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #25 Ecuador +446 (+18) #26 Chile +358 (+7) #27 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #28 Ukraine +343 (+8) #29 Switzerland +336 (+25) #30 Romania +328 (+30) #31 Indonesia +327 (+47) #32 Serbia +324 (+5) #33 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #34 Israel +226 (+8) #35 Philippines +172 (+12)…

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No, its a day ending in Y in Brazil.

>Fuck Xi's daughter
b&r

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>he can't distinguish dane poster's
no that would be me

Wore a n95 mask and goggles on my last day of office toil before I went to the doctors for sick leave. That was 5 weeks ago. Nobody would look me in the eye. Not even the boss when asking him work related questions. I was treated like a pariah. Which to be honest was what I wanted. Nobody wanted to admit that this would be the new norm.

my country is finally beating the Netherlands, good

Is this the power of the femiine virus anon5 longly spoken?

Why are those old men molesting that child?

Trump is really fucking up man

Fuck everyone who's autistically waiting for his janny acceptance

i'm just considering every cringe nufag post with that flag as yours ma8, my bad

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Thank god for our shitty urban sanitation, then.
I AM IMMUNE

cute!

Rolling; everyone's going to need some muscle when the nogs run out of gibs!

dubs: checked
post: based
pic: saved

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Rollerino

All is good
By the way, what would happen if I took off away your meme flag?
Would it be a poo flag? A leaf? Who knows

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50 pushups right now you fat catalonian piece of shit

You are projecting way too hard with the reddit thing, newfag. You can't even spot the same posters you try to call out. Getting and staying Yas Forums is a boon from Corona-chan's love

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>only +4,875 deaths

Soooo, happening over?

it pleases the jew

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>Since the virus can pass through the blood-brain >barrier
3 links or it didn't happen

Thank you, Spanish feminists!

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Mmmmm, this iiis a tasty byrgyr

the poos also thought this

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THE BITCH IS CALLING RAPE NOT BEING KEPT SAFE FROM AUTHORITIES BUWASkjajaJSWkawjakjajkwjk

stimulus check - unemployment

>california
i got on unemployment a few days shy of a year ago. my unemployment year/claim is about to end. i exhuasted all my state benefits about 6months ago.
can i get an unemployment extension and collect the $600 fedderal benefits for the next 13 weeks?
>i assumed i was within the timeframe window to"re-open a claim" but the website is hinting that i will be ineligible if i have not received a payment withinn the last 24days,

>banned from making new thread

Are we talking Romero zombies or 28-days later zombies. If they can run it's a much bigger deal, if they are just shufflers it will be over in a few weeks as hunters zap the zeds.

>Antarctica declares independence
>global warming kicks in finally for real
>uncovers sweet fertile land beneath the ice
>2022 superpower

True enough, we can't lose our gains in isolation.

Fuck.
We are all doomed and no street shitting will save us.

I remember back in the good old days when we were still under 500 deaths.
Lot of doubters back then

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Whats worse the Rio or the Ganges do you thin?

i was bested by you 4 anons
kudos

lurk moar everyone knows my real flag
a tip: it's green

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How long untill US turns into Italy as speaking about lockdown?

it's nothing

All the quarantine has done is allow isolated mutations to occur without widespread exposure. The best thing to have done was to allow the virus to run rampant - the collective immunity of the population would correct for mutations. The quarantine has loaded a shotgun of unfathomable biological chaos, the amount of time passed has cocked it, and the lifting of it will fire the gun into the heart of civilization.

see
not my fault you danes post plebbit shit constantly
rollan posts are cancer

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fuck you, you live in the worst state and I hope you starve to death in your over priced apartment.

Me

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In honor of the upcoming Housing Market crash AKA The Day Of The Pillow, I've decided to make this.
Use it to your own accord.

Godspeed, Corona-Chan!

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That's just official deaths, we have double that in excess mortality leafs btfo again.

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The numbers are way down today

Nah, isolation and fear will do that on its own.

Fuck it, been meaning to work out more and haven't.

Witnessed.

Not a country.

You get looks of envy now, at least where I live.

I still don't get why waffles are getting hit so much harder than windmills.

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Take it off then

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Yes.
Goodbye, bro.
Don't worry. You'll be set free while we will be living in this hell.

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What in the world is actually going on?

Document reveals plans, step by step.

youtu.be/ZphK_CMUbKg

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>mfw scientists have been worried that melting ice caps would release ancient viruses upon humanity

>sneed

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The disease targets T-cells and weakens your immune system. Getting it once doesn’t increase your resistance it decreases it. ‘Here immunity’ is impossible for this disease.

Yeah, when we were speculating if Xi had the virus or not, and what would happen.

>dead thread
>dead virus
good job guys!

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always will be, most of them at this point are just ironically shitposting and are /cvg/ I just cant bring myself to act like a shithead.

I hope you don't buy into these chinese niggers lies. Stay safe my dudes.

>US projected for 60k deaths on current model
>already at 41k
>have to only have 200 deaths a day to stay on course

Uh....how are they defending this bullshit?

nope
corrieredelveneto.corriere.it/veneto/politica/20_aprile_17/coronavirus-ufficiali-risultati-600-test-sierologici-pazienti-immunizzati-0cc76492-8087-11ea-86bd-3c90f4fa0182.shtml

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Except they aren't.

Fake news, next

can you do one with Xi's wife and/or Xiao Muzi?

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Denial. Fierce bloody-fisted denial. That model was wrong. We’ll probably hit 61,000 by May.

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>WAAAAAAAAA
>I don't wanna wear a mask.
>WAAAAAAA
>Rape.
The absolute state.

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They used the fake chink curve for their projection and are expecting deaths to magically drop any day now
There's an unbelievable lack of common sense among higher up decision makers

>"Herd inmmunity is imposible for this desease"
>archive.fo/YwS8l
>“[The disease] can attack almost anything in the body with devastating consequences,” says cardiologist Harlan Krumholz of Yale University and Yale-New Haven Hospital, who is leading multiple efforts to gather clinical data on COVID-19. “Its ferocity is breathtaking and humbling.”

they've now confirmed that it's neuroinvasive meaning that it can chill in your spinal fluid and brain lining and will only be detected through a spinal tap.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

Corona-chan sure is something

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>rollan posts are cancer

you might have joined around 2012, but you are still a fucking newfag that needs to lurk more you absolute nigger

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the first projection was 100-200k
the second was 100-240k

then CDC stopped releasing their projections, every other one you've seen is not endorsed by them

Blood clots confirmed OP.

A broadway actor has had his leg amputated because of Covid 19. He's still unconscious after being brought in with pneumonia.

Story is here:
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-broadway-actor-nick-cordero-has-leg-amputated-after-covid-19-complications-11975564

>300 deaths in 4 hours

Fake news.

Do you agree with him?
youtu.be/PGBOP5ZjNco

>I don't like Mitt Romney, I don't like him and so I don't want his advice
what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

Asia is starting to climb, next week we're going to break some records

/cvg/ knew about this weeks ago and recommended thinning your blood as a precaution