White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #3

Live now.
Fox News and Fox 10 Phoenix are fags for not showing the briefing yesterday. Probably to not distract from the celebrity satanic worship circle jerk.
TIME's stream has a good camera angle and only couple seconds behind Fox.
Q tips.
Projected 60k deaths max.
500 million masks coming in soon.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=tvojkfPbhzE

Global News
youtube.com/watch?v=S1RQD2Oemag

TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=qtgiS6zBm2g

C-SPAN
youtube.com/watch?v=-Vkv47NKuHM

U.S. Department of State
youtube.com/watch?v=sLR9Qv8TEUQ

NBC
youtube.com/watch?v=DO1dSjvuIX0

Fox Business
youtube.com/watch?v=mvlu51YPreY

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=Niw6tk1sB8M

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YOU WORK FOR CHINA BITCH?

Who are you with, OP?

>IM WE CHA CHANG WITH CBS NEWS
>I'm Chinese national
cant make this shit up

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Nice and easy...
Relax...

CBS SLEEPER REPORTER.

Nice and easy... just relax...

WHO YOU WITH

STREAM with RETROWAVE tunes.
> youtube.com/watch?v=ELw8xojFyNQ

enjoy anons

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RELAX
NICE AND EASY
JUST RELAX

WHO YOU WITH BITCH?

just RELAX

BTFO

Fucking Canadian Chinks

CBS = Chinese Bullshit

Trump getting btfo by yellow fever AND Coronavirus

LOL

Trump is WEAK ON CHINA
the only way to combat China is global efforts
Trump has withdrawn and cancelled trade agreements and alliances across the globe
the USA no longer has the tools to combat China

Incredible arrogance

KEEP YA VOICE DOWN CHINK

trumps face showed that the video was supposed to go on longer but he just gave up with it at that point lol

This based retard reporter is getting in a shouting match with the president. Gotta admire her balls, even though she looks like a retard for saying "I did my research, I dunno"

WHO ARE YOU WITH?????????

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HOW MANY ?????

Guy behind her knows what’s coming.

Kek

FUCK THAT CHINK BITCH

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KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN BITCH!!!!!!

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN LMFAO

the irony of drumpf telling the reporter to keep her voice down as he's shouting

He just raped this insect

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Gentlemen, behold
Q
Tip

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damn! didn't know CBS was so possed!

Based China bitch getting him fired up. Fuck yes.

Angala

>We hope so!

fuck

NO NO NO
YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR RESEARCH
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN

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She's not based lol

Why does Trump keep getting BTFO by Chinese reporters? Could it be that they have a higher IQ?

SO FUCKING BASED

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Just you wait, Leaf.

CHING CHONG BING BONG I thought CHINKS WERE good MATH, BUT I GUESS NOT.

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that is a jew

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Kek

she cute

CHINESE AGENT BTFO

Any word on where all the medical supplies FEMA has "intercepted" from hospitals are being sent?

yeah I'm waiting for China to invade and kill me because you fucks have neutered yourself with this idiot
DYING
EMPIRE

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She looks like an ape dude

HE FUCKING ETHERED HER

Gonna have to trust a German on this one

Isreal

based trump going off on the (((reporters)))

He was in such a good mood at the start with his little Qtips and now he's going on a rampage kek

>let’s give it a shot
>reporter immediately spins the question

KEEP YA VOICE DOWN

Spread the panic, trump is telling you to go out and protest!

>Report accurately, because you're one of the most inaccurate reporters

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She embarrassed herself, Chang

MUH VENTILATORS

REPORT ACCURATELY

must be an ape that looks cute with a wig and make up then

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>We have successful people who own successful hotels who have to close them down

I wonder who he is talking about

Probably LabCorp and Quest with how much the feds are shilling them. It's annoying because we're having to make our own transport media and swabs.

>TRUMP IS SAYING HOTELS ARE FAILING, THIS IS WHY HE IS OPENING THE country UP, FOR HIS HOTELS REEEEE

OOOoooooOooooooooo

yep, looks like its pizzagate superstar woody allen

Sheldon Adelson

MY HOTELS AREN'T EARNING GOY
BACK TO WORK
IT'S JUST A FLU

There's that German sense of Humor again

THANK YOU REPORTER THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR WEEKS

HOW ARE YOU CONGRATULATING YOURSELF FOR 40k DEATHS

HOLY SHIT

REPORTER BTFOS PRESIDENT?

Is this really the time for all the nurse tiktoks?

Dilate

A classic

youtube.com/watch?v=bGoUDqkEmpw

By the Queen

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"yeah, here we go."

another uppity fake news reporter trying to make a name for herself and be a hero getting all excited raising voice needlessly to the president asking le tough questions

Cringe.

>WAAAJHH BLUMPF THERE WERE ALREADY UNDETECTED ASYMPTOMATIC CASES HERE IN FEBRUARY SO YOU SHOULD HAVE CLOSED MY COUNTRY CHINA DOWN IN DECEMBER!!!

Wow they found someone as dumb as you to ask a question

YOU DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS YOU WERE BORN WITH.

BASED RETARDED CNN REPORTER

YOU DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS YOU WERE BORN WITH!!!!!

NOPE

DONT USE THE BRAIN YOU WERE BORN WITH
LMFAO

This is how all women look at me. Am I fucked bros?

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cnn is getting it's daily ass rape right now

NO BRAINS

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HOLY SHIT

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BASED SATAN

Based

Dahnald is losing it.

Again.

I think he might be butthurt.

Again.

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What the hell is that! Trump told you to panic, the virus is coming inside your house! You wont be able to shit properly! Your last moments in life will be a shit stained mattress, and then great release of your liquid bowels!

Imagine caring about 40K unhealthy fucks dying.
You're just pissed your GRS was delayed.

GO AHEAD, CORRECT ME

why does trump go into pre-teen hissy fit mode whenever someone asks him a question that isn't a slam dunk?

>You don't have the brains you were born with
What did he mean by this?

>Brains you were born with...

>I'm really glad you corrected me, CNN

Everyone should be angry with the lugenpresse

>Wow I'm REALLY glad you corrected me CNN

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ABRAHAM TRUMP. Someone make the meme.

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REPORTER MAKES TRUMP SEETHE

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...yes, as a matter of irrefutable fact...yes he does.

This dumb ass is giving Trump more attention and shedding light on the very idea he was complaining about in his question. No wonder CNN is a dumpster fire of ratings and credibility.

he made sense on that segment wtf

he's a narcissist
every action and every thought he has related to
"HOW GOOD DO I LOOK"

Pulp is super cheap, historically low.

>who are you with
>who are you with
>you're fake news
>ok go ahead next question

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He has gone his whole life surrounded by yes-men. So anything outside of that bubble he is unable to handle it. Most of these people on this board has never met him yet they can't even handle a criticism against him and he has that same mindset.

Breckinridgefags btfo

How can CNN still turn up to these briefings with a straight face

Not there to report on the Virus situation and the people affected...there to attack the president. CNN is one dangerous and divisive Global Propaganda network

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In minecraft, reporters

hes insulting the intelligence of someone without implying intellectual disability

its a really specific choice of words

Most of those privileges are based on what white people think about black people.

Merica

>cabin fever
reminds me of Shia la cucks experiment (he called it art show) in binland.

>increased levels of death threats

so there's a regular amount?

THERE'S NAZI FLAGS ORANGE MAN!!@!@!@!@!@

I see Nazis !!!

WOOHOO! HOCKEY!

Why are the reporters so fucking mad.

If the criticisms weren’t retarded, you might get a different response.

NAZI FLAGS REEEEEEEEEE

>NO NAZI FLAGS
Yas Forums ETERNALLY BTFO

CNN NUKED FROM ORBIT

FAKE NEWS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

DONT @ ME UNLESS YOU HAVE THE BRAINS YOU WERE BORN WITH

MUH NAHTZEE FLAGS!!!

the Nazi flag was a bernie bro larper, LITERAL FAKE NEWS LMAOOOOOOO

OH BOY WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOW OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT

S C U M
C
U
M

Holy cringe

They got raped by their own past behaviour last monday

Im calling a False flag incoming in Virginia during one of these protests, and press will blaim Trump for "inciting violence"
The Nazi flag was there because protesters where comparing Northam to Hitler. Or, it was the CIA.

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they get ad shekels by writing ragebait. Their only audience are hardcore leftists. Normal persons simply watch the livestream or at least unedited clips of it

SCUM

The US media left is used to getting tears when they play two face, Trump is just serving them the fruits of yellow. Fucking faggots.

that's the face girls make when I whip out the ol' pump

Y U M A N
U
M
A
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S C U M

TELL US MR PRESIDENT JUST TELL US, LETS STRING THEM UP TOGETHER IN MINECRAFT.
>Everybody knows it

FBI=SCUM

Feel free to name a legitimate Trump criticism.

just get a pastor up there to ask people to send their stimulus checks to god (me)

HUMAN SCUM!!!

Yes, saw that photo sequence

Don't worry he didn't mean that about the nazi flag guys.

He hasn’t gassed the jews

YUMAN SCUM
He's doing great today lads

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SCUMIEST
SCUMBAGS