Brit/pol/ - New beginningsedition

To be honest, you could just get a normal windshield phone mount thing and tape it onto your inside roof or something.

tape wont hold already tried

based

Fuckin' hell. Choked on my dinner

stop ruining my poll by voting for manhands ffs

what's your budget?

ffs you're dyel with a weak jawline

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no i'm muscular yet slim and handsome and that photo cuts off below my jawline
chin is small i'll give you that

chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff

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about £200-£300, not sure if i want to spend that much on something im not sure if i want it do though

it all just started cos some cunt said i wont but i do kind of want to make a GiS/Highway type video

you look like an old housemate of mine who played the french horn. he was just skinny and lame like you

chins all the way back in your neck mate, whats it hiding for?

posting a pic of my face now in a sec

brit/pol/? more like shit/pol/

It's all cool

Get a drift HD, fairly cheap now and they come with all sorts of different mounts

amazon.co.uk/AKASO-Underwater-Waterproof-Rechargeable-Accessories/dp/B07L66MYKV

amazon.co.uk/Fantaseal®-Camcorder-Compatible-FDR-X1000VR-Panasonics/dp/B01AXI2VRI/

you can spend a lot less than £200 lad, not sure if that's the type of mount you want though.

Hes done us.

The kip of it.....

ffs

quality looks mega shite

aye thats what i was thinking of but i cant find a decent phone adaptor thing to stick on the gopro mount

thats not me you spastics its the "muscular yet slim" guy

welcome back lads, how you been?

Noughties vibes
youtube.com/watch?v=EI_inue_fDY

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at least you admit i'm muscular yet slim

so 2 days ago my girlfriend got a dm on instagram some turk offering to buy her clothes. She said naturally said yes and he unexpectedly sent front and back of his card. I convinced her to actually buy something but long story short it didn't work but he actually wanted to buy her something so he sent her 100 quid direct to her bank account. He then said please treat me like shit and I will send you money. I've been on my gf's phone for like the past day and a half roleplaying as some abusive girl that thinks he's worthless. He offered to adopt paying her rent and bills this morning, and talked about how it's his fantasy to be a beta that pays for a woman and drain his bank account for her....???

Been reading all about financial domination these past few days, didn't even know it existed. What the actual fuck though it's so fucking retarded I can't even consider it a fetish

Also am I the alpha now??

why do you want a phone adaptor? you just wanna record straight from mobile?

amazon.co.uk/Supkeyer-Cellphone-Selfie-Action-Xiaomi/dp/B07M7MMZCC

looks like this works just fine but idk

that pic is from like october t b h

You just reminded me that I used to like Razorlight and now I hate myself.

i can get a phone easy mate

i was hoping not to be a spastic with a harness on ffs

as in get the gopro mount i linked and then this and they'll work together

Bored mate

mate you can literally make a fake twitter account, use findom hashtags and random cunts will ask to send you money
its mental
bit exhausting long term though

see looks like the car mount will work with the phone mount in what i just linked

but it's been lovely weather in our neck of the woods lad, apart from a day or two ago but still. you not been having your boris walks?

based
simps deserve to suffer

>post a timestamped pic and i will
im depressed and unshaven and not even on/done anything that changes my body so yeah

dont care anymore

ur turn pube i guess

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delete britpol
not one post is even tangentially on topic. its done.

he'll probably sue you into destruction when he has a breakdown and you'll end up playing child support for his 13 Ahmed Moolala's

fucking hell maximum respect for posting it lad/lass

now we get to see pube's face
:)

no for that you're no

So whos tit did you post?

for another day my friend :)

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Mine was tangentially political: But you're right, this place is a husk. QT threads aren't even worth it now that there's no audience.

He's not wrong though

Brave lad. Had (prob most of) us fooled.
I got no problem with who you are, just the way you act on threads at times t b h

>Goes to hospital
>shakes everyone's hand to infect himself with corona on purpose
Has there ever been a more Chad prime minister

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Found a big frog in the garden today and picked it up to move him. When I moved near it again it squeaked at me and hopped off into the shade.

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Hitler's birthday tomorrow, lads.

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>want to buy a 4k monitor
>gotta wait like 10 days for it cause amazon thinks the nothingburger is real and is prioritizing all the toilet papers and diapers in their warehouses

wow...

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fuckin hell at least you're real
be honest, were the meltdowns all an act?
also you look suspiciously like the one who was talking to nads on grindr (who we found had previously posted on /soc/) and if it is you thats fucking hilarious

Been going out for walks and shit, got my borisbux and stuff too, my outgoings are next to nothing so ive got a ton of spare money but fuck all to do, no vidya to buy, nothing i fancy buying etc, losing track of the days kek
Well then.

>gf has an instagram

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fucking done with this place man

21 years since Columbine

eddie reccomended me mount&blade warband and i've been enjoying it so far, give it a go if you haven't already.

W-why do you have a beard?!
You two are amazing lads

>More like /JTRIG pol/

I'll be frank, that's sounds like a cuckoo bird money laundering scam - probably turkish professional gang.
Basically drug / fencing money needs to be put into the system, so it can be spent legitimately.

>send money to friends, co-workers, distance family, casual partners etc
>all clean accounts no financial trace back to you
>tell the to buy things to get them hook
>tell them to hold the money
>tell them to buy things and send it you

etc

are you still going to chat up Manhands? kek

i hate karen

the thot plickens

wit the actual fuck have i bee talkin tae

its no funny

Lmao, you got done proper

I dont play pc, im a consolefag
Alri lad, im mad at you

>let's all start over, shall we lads?
have you learned any lesson at all?
>no
then fucking NO.

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seems you've missed a bit lad
why now? also just checked and those two mounts will 100% work together.

that thing's been in my dm's for months mate its not funny

you've been mogged by a trap mate

the mounts are great and cheers for that but have you no been paying attention to the thread?

im fucking done mate

That anniversary only matters for doomy-zoomers.
How are you accelerating Hitlertäg?

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Errr, spell check is awful.
I typed celebrating. What the heck.

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>consolefag
what kinda games and console then? I can probably recommend a few
you'll be fine just own it

this is the lowest you've ever fallen lad
might as well go back to unironic nazi posting and sadposting with wojacks and pepes again, it's a step up from this

Sorry, what did I do?
Why

A...all according to keikaku right guys

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also, 10 years since Deepwater Horizon blew

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thinking of just getting ahead of the curve and going grade 3 all over lads, thoughts?

You're just reading off Wiki anniversaries now.

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sorry pube but obv we weren't going to meet up and fuck even if I had a vagina lmao so what's the big deal? not like you've been talking to another person??

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how many years since Alpha piper?

kek anons were fapping to a lad's nipple