So now that they will close grocery stores in USA, how much Coroner food do you have left?

So now that they will close grocery stores in USA, how much Coroner food do you have left?
What's your backup plan? For extra point, you must act white and survive.

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I will eat my dog.

Eat a Chinese person instead. Opposites day.

Ration well for weeks/months. Grow a garden. Build a chicken pen and have poultry and eggs.

This goes into the things that won’t happen box

this is actually a good idea. They're not people, so it isn't cannibalism. I hear they taste better if you cook them alive, too.

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We won't run out of food because if people start going hungry and becoming violent and going outside and magically not becoming deathly ill from the common cold, then this whole sham collapses and they become even MORE violent and start taking out political and financial leaders for putting us through this.

I'll go back to the grocery store after they fix all the damage from rioters and come to the realization that keeping the doors closed will get all their buildings burned to the ground.

Are you kidding? The dumb motherfuckers are begging for MORE restrictions and lockdowns.

Every time I go out for a cigarette, there's either a rabbit or a deer jumping close by merrily.
Just need to remember that bunnies are so high on protein that it needs some fat too, which I can get from a local lake in a form of fishy fish.

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I've eaten Chinese pussy. Does that count?

All mint cigarettes banned all over EU on 20th may 2020!

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I will pillage and kill all niggers in Florida

>I will eat out my dog.
Classic leaf.

Lmao are you still trying to sell your shitty soap?

Come get some.
I'm all out of bubblegum.

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Based af

i finally understand why Poland always post pics of food...after hitler and stalin starve the pole to near death the pole turn on the jewish people and eat over 6 million of them...

I get delivery or pick up lol geez stop with the panic

WHY DOES ALL THE FOOD YOU POST LOOK SO DISGUSTING. THE INGREDIENTS THEMSELVES MUST BE DISGUSTING.

POST SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE AN APPLE OR A CARROT AND IT WILL STILL LOOK SHINY AND WET AND ROTTED SOMEHOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR NASTY FOOD!!!

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Pro tip, get your white balance right or use a warm light source. That looks gross with that blue tint.

No that's the traitorous media

based pole using the same pot to cook porridge beef stew potatoes beans pasta rice pork chicken and fish

I have a commercial fishing boat. I can live off the bay for long periods of time. The open water is the safest place to be, away from people.

Is that dog food and applesauce?

I'm sorry I ripped on american cuisine

As of this second, I have enough food to hold out for 1 month.

why everything you cook always look utterly fucking disgusting?
is that cat food with the cheese ?

LMFAO when I saw this I was like what the fuck is that cream cheese noodles and dogfood?

1 pot
1 spoon
1 knife and fork
1 cup
1 one Nation
1 woman in my heart

Why would anyone need more than one?

There's more of this man's food?

Not white, but I'm growing a small garden. And if things get bad enough I'll eat squirrels and birds. Maybe catch a few and start raising them. Just have to figure out for 2 humans and one dog (She helps with morale, morale is important). I know a few basics like how to get water from the humid atmosphere. If it gets too crazy I'll do my best to filter or distill the nearby lake.
Eventually I hope to grow enough to keep us feed, and maybe enough to make mead, or a simple beer. Even if it's a grog or something.

i have enough food for 2 months right now.

lmao

this guy gets it

>close grocery stores
Source? Fucking larper. Nice ass porridge there, POLAND.