So now that they will close grocery stores in USA, how much Coroner food do you have left?

So now that they will close grocery stores in USA, how much Coroner food do you have left?
What's your backup plan? For extra point, you must act white and survive.

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I will eat my dog.

Eat a Chinese person instead. Opposites day.

Ration well for weeks/months. Grow a garden. Build a chicken pen and have poultry and eggs.

This goes into the things that won’t happen box

this is actually a good idea. They're not people, so it isn't cannibalism. I hear they taste better if you cook them alive, too.

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We won't run out of food because if people start going hungry and becoming violent and going outside and magically not becoming deathly ill from the common cold, then this whole sham collapses and they become even MORE violent and start taking out political and financial leaders for putting us through this.

I'll go back to the grocery store after they fix all the damage from rioters and come to the realization that keeping the doors closed will get all their buildings burned to the ground.

Are you kidding? The dumb motherfuckers are begging for MORE restrictions and lockdowns.

Every time I go out for a cigarette, there's either a rabbit or a deer jumping close by merrily.
Just need to remember that bunnies are so high on protein that it needs some fat too, which I can get from a local lake in a form of fishy fish.

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