/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3326 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,402,980 (+72,215) ► Died: 165,641 (+5,594) ► Day: 101 (-03:41:43)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,543 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► TRUMP ◄
youtu.be/tvojkfPbhzE
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>NEWS
Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
archive.is/ZERUi

Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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Virus causes chronic damage to cardiovascular system
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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>INFO
Reinfection has now been reported in the US
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/TpnNV

Virus thrives in lower respiratory tract, causes pneumonia
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Lithuania reports 9 cases of reinfection
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NIAID chief mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

>REMINDER
CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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>LATEST
402 new cases and 5 new deaths in Pakistan
1,047 new cases and 25 new deaths in India
256 new cases and 17 new deaths in Japan
117 new cases and 50 new deaths in Italy
683 new cases and 25 new deaths in Washington state
149 new cases and 4 new deaths in Nebraska

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youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hfvFmrwU
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>2403380 infected
>165654 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Kill 'em all Corona-Chan.
Kill them fucking dead.
Press K to kill a man.

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If i press KKK does it kill 3 black people?

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Those fuckers raised over 100 mil. to give to that corrupted piece of shit WHO.

cnn.com/2020/04/19/entertainment/one-world-concert-who-global-citizen-scli-intl/index.html

Shhhh! :3

We have to be quiet now, okay? ^ω^

Or we will get in trouble... ;_;

I just wanted to make sure you're okay!

*huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

Are you?

You better be!! (´・ω・｀)

Or I'll have to do this...

*wuggles extra hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

You're super duper important, okay?

Remember that! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ


-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

Btw I can't upload files anymore ;_;

Who here will sign up for the army now instead of waiting for the ww3 draft?

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I was cured by Daddy's Kisses. Don't believe me? I'll tell you.

I was coughing one night in bed due to the chinaman flu. Daddy came up the stairs and seeing his strong body I felt hot and this time, it wasn't the fever. His masculine arms grabbed my hips and lifted my ass. He then inserted his fingers and lubed me up to get ready. I didn't know he was already rock hard. I tried to resist, but he pinned me down and slowly and firmly inserted his throbbing member into my tight pink hole. It felt so good. I moaned through my coughing "Fuck yes Daddy! Harder! Your boy wants your cum!" He started fucking me like a jackhammer, tearing my boyhole apart with his huge cock. My feelings were an euphoric series of waves of pain, pleasure and total emasculation. All that mattered now was making my handsome Daddy cum. I started to flex my hole muscles, gripping his erection as his pounded away. His cock started to spasm, i told him "I Love you Daddy, I love your cum". Right then he started fill my insides with hot semen, marking me as his permanent fucktoy. The cum instantly healed the virus, and as he continued to pump me full, he kissed me on the forehead and that loving kiss cured me fully.

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Trump yet to give his presser keeping people waiting

Also rate my prep boyssssssssssssssss

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The more K's the more people dead

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Need someone to shop this graph into dick sizes

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If you're young, you'll be OK.... they said.

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the press conference! IT'S HABBNIN!

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Can confirm, neighbor's just got rounded up. Thanks polbro!

Finnish military power, so we're allready trained and drafted

Psst... Hey~! ;D

(surprise ambush hug)

Hellowo /cee vee ghe/! ȌωȌ

You are good and lovely :3

You have the ability to do anything! ^w^

I wuv you soooo much! x3

*huggles tightly* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

*wuggles*
(wuv + huggles)

Remember to not give up! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

I'm rooting for you!

-Boops your cheek, nose and your tummy tum tum-

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>Who here will sign up for the army now instead of waiting for the ww3 draft?
war against whom?

Remember to tell your family about the Shanghai Shivers that started in Wuhan.

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>Celebrities promoted by jew media support a corrupt globalist organization heavily influenced by communists.
Oh WOW! Goys how is nobody surprised by this???

>there are people RIGHT NOW in my country, protesting for the quarantine to be prematurely lifted

Idiots didnt prep, now they rather kill the nation than individually starve to death.

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based

Stop making me feel special!

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>Finnish military power

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Oh well, more boop posting the better.

Is that HCQ Brazilian nigger still here?

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Where is the cute spanish user? He always posts about anime and shit.

japantoday.com/category/entertainment/release-of-final-'evangelion'-movie-postponed-because-of-coronavirus

Happy to help
>KKK

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How soon will you be able to go on vacation everywhere in the world?

So you want to shoot at a fucking virus or what?
God fucking canadians.

Checked, and appreciated.

K

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no dr redfield today

Chyyyyyna

What is this image supposed to be?

>Press K to kill a man
If will I press K 7 billion times, will you die?

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thank you, i love you

Things can get better user, rooting for you.

It's never coming out, is it?

China hopefully. Our military gets deployed to Richmond first, then Beijing

Liberal propaganda

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>hurr its a nothingburger, fucking schizos
>hurr its just the flu bro
>hurr lets protest to get millions killed
do it. I want these people to witness the consequences of their retardation even if it means I die with them.

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TAKE THIS DOWN, HOW DID YOU FIND THIS!!!

Thanks, Lithuania boopbro

Do we have an updated version of pic related? I remember at 1M she started sporting a baby bump.

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>Btw I can't upload files anymore ;_;
Wait is this the OG boopposter?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 762,496 (40,478) #2 Spain 198,674 (21,238) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 145,184 (4,586) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Brazil 38,654 (2,462) #12 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #13 Canada 34,813 (1,583) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,749 (452) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,491 (172) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,701 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +23,704 (+1,464) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Spain +4,258 (+1,195) #5 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #6 Italy +3,047 (+433) #7 Brazil +1,932 (+101) #8 Germany +1,460 (+48) #9 Canada +1,430 (+113) #10 Iran +1,343 (+87) #11 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #12 India +1,250 (+38) #13 Peru +1,208 (+52) #14 France +1,101 (+395) #15 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #16 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #17 Pakistan +710 (+25) #18 Mexico +622 (+104) #19 Sweden +563 (+29) #20 Poland +545 (+13) #21 Portugal +521 (+27) #22 Japan +501 (+14) #23 Ireland +493 (+39) #24 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #25 Ecuador +446 (+18) #26 Chile +358 (+7) #27 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #28 Ukraine +343 (+8) #29 Switzerland +336 (+25) #30 Romania +328 (+30) #31 Indonesia +327 (+47) #32 Serbia +324 (+5) #33 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #34 Israel +226 (+8) #35 Philippines +172 (+12)…

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It would be extremely painful

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How many times do I have to press K to kill that faggot spammer from Catalonia?

I dont care about the virus. Just the people who made and released it. Keep apologizing to the jews klaus.

So...is loose bowel one of the symptoms?
Not sure if I got the Ching Chong Flu or
it was the old leftover enchilada I ate

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>Liberal propaganda
Based ngl

Been saying this for ages

youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hfvFmrwU

Also we are not testing ""recovered"" people here to make sure they are negative. This tweet is just one example but I've heard other situations where ""recovered"" people are not tested.

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who decided this virus is female? it enter our throat, make us choke, damages our intestine,...
catching this virus is gay

It keeps happening

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shit tier prepping

It's what it says on the tin. I haven't been following anime for looong time now, so I had no idea that there were doing a remake of this.
Breddy cool, though.

It's all tumbling down, tumbling down!

He went all in on the preggo

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All that you can

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Every thing is a cute anime girl