Brit/pol/ - Tesco Finest Edition

We're likely on the precipice of a global recession, purchasing something which will plummet in value ain't the smartest of moves

**Updated**
I've put together a dead easy how to filter namefags most of doom mongs posts and memeflags. Here is the pastebin to the how to.

pastebin.com/KnVyFC84

>Why not filter all namefags?
Because I think some of them are alright. I've shown you how to filter them all if ( you ) want.

>REEEE just report them
Often the thread 404s before they are got to.
You do you and I'll do me, OK?

you're not wrong

it's genuinely disturbing that there are people who remember 9/11 posting ITT.

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kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/police-car-crashes-into-wall-outside-house-225884/
>Cop car crashes into a wall while on patrol

This is how useless some of our cops are.

Who else feeling the growing sense of ennui and existential dread set in?

if everyone is in recession then there is no recession, amirite?

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fc-moto.de/epages/fcm.sf/?ObjectPath=/Shops/10207048/Products/SP-Connect-Suction-Mount-Phone-Holder&Currency=GBP&Locale=en_GB&utm_source=Kelkoo.uk&utm_medium=productlistings&utm_campaign=Kelkoo_UK&utm_term=SP Connect Suction Smartphone Mount Blac&iccm=KEL_UK&from=kelkoouk

no one cares what zoomers think about anything though

honestly they're not ready for me

youtube.com/watch?v=DDyDyZbV-N4

reminder that 13% of all UK COVID-19 cases have ended in death so far. that is the floor. they're trying to cover up the "recovery" numbers, so we can't calculate an accurate CFR.

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Anybody here ever lost a toenail and had another grow in its place?

My little toe toenail is dead, but I don't want to take it off as I'm not sure if another will grow.

I remember the fucking apollo 11 moon landing you fetus.

Tories have fucked this whole thing up

too short mate, won't see anything but ceiling, need some sort of adjustable telescopic thing that doesn't flail about t b h

>n-no, you can’t just not buy our product, you have to be our paypigs with state approved force of you falter
>also come here FAANG and I’ll suck that dick for a penny, you can use me all want, i have no integrity
They’ll be kept afloat due to their use by spooks anyhow

>steam and utorrent exist
>zoomer proof meme
retard

>low angle
>standing under a light
>jutting chin out as hard as he can
>IPA beard
every fucking time lmfao

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how do i get this kind of camera perspective without spending a fuck ton on proper equipment and without resorting to sticking a camera on my head

youtube.com/watch?v=nqmvMIZCkZ4

tried tape, rope, straps, other people and nothing works so far and dont suggest shitey 6 quid paki phone mounts because they dont work either

I do believe the seethers of last thread have been btfod
and we can conclude that buzzing your hair is in fact chadpilled

journalists should be left to the dogs t b h

mate you've been btfo by manhands

WAHEEEEEY

I can smell your cope from here

make a mount and screw it to the roof

mobile.twitter.com/vilevarangian/status/1251963219918442506

looks like tommeh has been covering for russian libertarian nonces. Tut tut, but guess gotta protect fellow kosher assets

that sounds like effort t b h

you look fine mate but you're not a 'chad' lmfao
every time

how's manhands got a stronger jawline than you bro

she didn't even need to stick her chin out or look for angles and play with lighting lmao

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post a pic then incel

They regrow, Britbro. A buddy of mine once lost one of his, because he booted a dude so hard in the face while wearing sandals during a bar fight (not even bullshitting). Don’t go ripping it off unless it looks extra shitty though (if it’s necrotic, go to the doctor). Shit will hurt so bad. When/if it falls off just medicate it by keeping it clean with alcohol and hydrogen peroxide and cover it with bandages in the meantime. Eventually you will have new nail growth. I don’t envy you though desu

Yeah. Mortgages are a huge fucking risk for the banks now. They need higher deposits to offset defaulting from job losses etc.
This is why I want to just go for it and purchase whilst I have got agreement for 10% deposit

It's all so tiresome.
I know a bird who thought she had it
>of course she did
And she told me that she called up the hospital and said she thought she had it
And they asked her how bad her symptoms were and her age
She wouldn't have undersold the symptoms
And then they said "yeah just stay home, we're not testing people your age"
In other words, not in the least bit interested unless there was a chance she'd die of it
ARE NHS
A lot of hospitals that think its passed and are preparing to go back to normal
That Florence Nightingale thing has barely been used
Good PR to scare the shit out of people though wasn't it?
Anyone who tests positive that dies for any reason is going to be counted as killed by Corona
We're going to see decreases in deaths by pneumonia, normal flu, old age or whatever and all the rest of it in those months once this is over - it will be studiously ignored by the corporate media fifth column of course.
The whole thing is exaggerated and a load of bollocks and I want the fucking pubs to re-open

Well how do you think professionals do this?

Taking any notice to Pube his persona Manhands, wanna be Pube Cancerfaganon or Eddie lol

>why yes i support the Tories, how can you tell?

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About that...

If 2005? onward was cancer what the fuck are these assholes?

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im not a professional im just looking for a quick fix ffs

kek, easy there zoomerino

Yeah like I said in the other post - they're all loss making. They're loss making for the same reason that Soviet TV stations were loss making.

Im going to negotiate the price tho

Also, if the nail is entirely removed, you should know it takes like a year and a half for your toenail to fully regrow.

I'm an unashamed Toryboy so long as DomCum is in charge

lads am I going to be able to go back to uni next academic year?

you're a retard

>she
you really want him to fuck you don't you? pathetic