/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3325 - CCP Virus Editions

Just remember to not reply to him

Sexy Coof

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Bad coofing etiquette

I don't. I'm surprised anyone does still to be honest.

Daily reminder
they've now confirmed that it's neuroinvasive meaning that it can chill in your spinal fluid and brain lining and will only be detected through a spinal tap.

We're fucked...

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

>archive.fo/YwS8l
>“[The disease] can attack almost anything in the body with devastating consequences,” says cardiologist Harlan Krumholz of Yale University and Yale-New Haven Hospital, who is leading multiple efforts to gather clinical data on COVID-19. “Its ferocity is breathtaking and humbling.”

biomedomics.com/products/infectious-disease/covid-19-rt/
"Positive results may be due to past or present infection with non-SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus strains, such as coronavirus HKU1, NL63, OC43, or 229E"

The antibody test is useless

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Next week people with bank accounts get them, those without 'em have to wait 'til May

Fuck he looked ill in that clip

Post one, request one. Please cite full file number

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>not having filtered brazil when he started that shit

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 761,484 (40,423) #2 Spain 196,664 (20,595) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 145,184 (4,586) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Brazil 38,654 (2,462) #12 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #13 Canada 34,813 (1,583) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,749 (452) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,491 (172) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,701 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +22,692 (+1,409) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #5 Italy +3,047 (+433) #6 Spain +2,248 (+552) #7 Brazil +1,932 (+101) #8 Germany +1,460 (+48) #9 Canada +1,430 (+113) #10 Iran +1,343 (+87) #11 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #12 India +1,250 (+38) #13 Peru +1,208 (+52) #14 France +1,101 (+395) #15 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #16 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #17 Pakistan +710 (+25) #18 Mexico +622 (+104) #19 Sweden +563 (+29) #20 Poland +545 (+13) #21 Portugal +521 (+27) #22 Japan +501 (+14) #23 Ireland +493 (+39) #24 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #25 Ecuador +446 (+18) #26 Chile +358 (+7) #27 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #28 Ukraine +343 (+8) #29 Switzerland +336 (+25) #30 Romania +328 (+30) #31 Indonesia +327 (+47) #32 Serbia +324 (+5) #33 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #34 Israel +226 (+8) #35 Philippines +172 (+12)…

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fake

I just want a cute girl to cosplay as coronachan and peg the fuck out of me before I coof to death

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found the covid general with the intelligent people
reddit-stream.com/comments/g419t5/

Proof for claim?

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what if pie is actually a reflection of not just natural geometry but a creation into the universe

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>Reddit

You might as well stay there then, smarty pants.

What kind of black magic were the chinks using to engineer corona-chan
>they were able to fuse rna and dna viruses together
>highly mutagenic, but never mutates in a way that would decrease her effectiveness

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>not being facesitted to death
pleb

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>plebbit
You must be too smart for this place my friend. You should stay over there

I hate that the colors of the suit are inverted.

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Test just came back for my aunt, she has been sick for a week and said it felt like a sinus infection, she tested positive. If she can make it through with alcoholism, obesity and heavy smoking, I have no fear of the WuFlu

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>call in sick today because of reasons
>still had no time to browse /cvg/
anyone care to give me a rundown of yesterday and today so far?

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(((They))) have been spraying us with viruses for years now.

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>facesitted
Did writefag ever finish that corona part?

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Spain +1,195 deaths

There's riots in Cape Town. Foreign businesses are being looted. Martial law soon.

i venture both, i have to be well-read so i can talk to retards and normies.

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>*bla bla bla* *cough* *cough* *wheeze*

I wonder if he's still gonna be a nothingburger when he's in the ICU

Proof, NOW

Yesterday=90.000 infections

Mostly boring. Boomers in USA started protesting to go back to wagie cagies and save black unemployment

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*COOOFS ON YOU*

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I hear Ozarks

damn /cvg/ is in overdrive again, so repost
btw this was my alternativ (right) to when shit its the fan, but its old (from Auer)
nope, working in IT still get my full salary.
btw we had "Kurzarbeit" (cut work hours by 25%) but i dodged it with 92h overtime that must be used prior (by law)
only for grocery shopping / dhl locker because i can work 100% from home

shouldn't they "disinfect" own there own, i.e. corona dying ?
I dont plan to leave my house more than once every 2 weeks or so
but anyway, es i have wipes and disinfection spraw
could have brought a new one for about 80€ in december (amaz) so 72€ is ok if the pics are real
rd40 i.e. good NATO standard

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Have you noticed how the sky is clear, no wispy "clouds" after the spraying has been done, no X in the sky.

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#3333 soon

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based mutts
despite being a weekend?
holy shit

I think it's a bad sign the media has got most people convinced that protesting is no longer a right. My mom thinks the boomer brigade should go to jail

This will never end

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I like your style, Ivan

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Coof

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I haven't been in a CVG thread in about 4 weeks. Is it Captain Trips-tier yet or what? My family are nothingburger shilling right now.

Keep us updated user

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Guys, MY PRESIDENT has the physical constitution of an ATHLETE, as he said so in national television and this mere flu won't be a bother to him.

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Actually did writefag finish anything or did corona get him like Algeria drawbro?

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Who is this fat jew and why is he dying for israel on live tv?

is drumpf speaking soon?

Is Cape Town where super heroes come from?

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proof for the other guys claim?

Taste it
Does it taste like schweppes?
Oh my harlot

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Does anyone else find it vewy indertasting that the BBC has already connected coronavirus with the 5g roll out? It's like there's a coincidence here that no one is talking about...
...hmmm...

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Link, images, video anything please.

Based superspreader
What was he even talking about in that clip kek?

>Virus might spread through banknotes
>virus is known to survive on doorknobs
>virus is known to survive on various handles in the public, like metros
>virus is known to survive mid air and spread Isle wide in supermarkets
>virus will survive on skin
>virus will survive on any publicly touched surface which already harbors a fuck ton of virus and bacteria
>virus MIGHT spread through banknotes
Who are we trying to fool here?

No although the pastebin has been updated iirc.

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Why does she care tho? If retards want to be outside during a plague let them

Noone is saying that they can't. I just think their cause is retarded