How can stonks be up when every industry is getting hammered by the 'rona? I don't know how money works btw pls no bully

How can stonks be up when every industry is getting hammered by the 'rona? I don't know how money works btw pls no bully

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The unknowns are gone. The horizontal asymptote is in, so the total death toll can be estimated to between 350 and 500 thousand globally. Assuming no second bell curve.

Any challenge can be met if the end of the suffering can be seen. The collapse was back when there was a non zero possibility that half the people in the world might die.

Gibe me money i know how it works

Because people are just being forced to stay at home. It's an artificial crash.

Simple answer: hyperinflation has just begun, but no one noticed yet

>non zero possibility that half the people in the world might die
Bullshit
Also market is overbought currently so there will be a correction but march deep will not be achieved. And role of QE in that is unclear

FUNDAMENTALS DONT MATTER

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Fed pumping money so businesses can restructure before the big crash. Happens every time.

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First post is good, but now I’ll explain it to you like you’re five:

The stock market is based on the future. This can be weeks, months, and sometimes years ahead of the “real” economy.

Fundamentals are not that bad. Lockdown is temporary

>market is overbought currently
This is not a true statement for referring to America’s market across all sectors and industries any longer.

Low-IQ take.

Maybe printing 10 trillion dollars and bailing out companies had something to do with it.

Lol it is but unemployment levels and the ripples that reverberate due to missed payments of all sorts on business and personal level are going to take time to manifest. The dominos will go as time goes on. Don't get me wrong I'm not super bearish, but I don't see new all time highs for quite a while

>stonks
>'rona
>pls
Why are you coming here instead of reddit? Is there something in your blood that makes you want to shit up this board with your shitposts or are you just fucking retarded? Either way, please unironically kill yourself you fucking nigger

I really hate how stupid some Yas Forums poster are. Why post about shit you don’t know about?

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Basically, if you want your stonks to do well, you hire a person to do well with it, like pic related.
Its not because they are good at anything, just insider trading.
They rub their nose for luck on your stonks, and you pay 30% to the lucky nose you hired.

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Base case, 2-5 years for new all-time highs, but something like 16/22 million “unemployed” are only furloughed and are supposed be rehired... if 10+ million suddenly are employed at once, that could cause some mania.

Stocks aren't based on real productivity. It's all speculation bullshit built on fiat currency and "confidence" in the company.

The U.S. is the sole owner of money printers for the USD, which is the currency standard worldwide. This dollar is backed by the U.S. military. The only military which has the ability to overwhelm and invade any country within a matter of hours.

corona let companies dump dead weight employees that HR couldnt reasonably let go, its good for businesses

Stonks sold off hard when coronavirus was more mysterious. Then we got more info on it, and people decided to buy them back. They’re not as low as they were when corona was mysterious, but they still are a long way from where they were before corona.

Not low IQ all retard. Stocks have hyperinflated in value over the past 5 years and we're returning to the mean. The money artificially pumping into the economy is holding it up temporarily while investors stabilize their holdings. After that the economy will steadily decline to the mean just like every bubble recession.

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>I really hate how stupid some Yas Forums poster are. Why post about shit you don’t know about?
>t. retarded shill
pic related is Ben Bernanke admitting in 2010 the goal was to pump up stock prices using QE.

>Why post about shit you don’t know about?
Why do you post about shit you kow nothing about. Probably took a few econ classes at a second rate college and thinks he understands how economies work now.

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>How can stonks be up

they will not while your economy (like eurocucks's economy) depends from china

there is only one solution

force them to move out their factories from china or send one night the boiz to all of them

the next day their infants will move their factories out in the lighting speed :)

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Where could be more convenient than shipping across an ocean? What?

Investors are looking 90 days into the future.

It is on 2018 levels tho. It shouldnt be THAT high. Some correction ia imminent

It’s like a girl with big fake tits, but these tits arent going to hold up long.

this. stonks are not up, your dollars are down.

The people with the big bucks know a second wave is coming and Q1 report is coming soon. That's why we haven't gone back to normal prices.

Right answer: The Fed is literally buying equities and have publicly admitted that they'll offer an unlimited amount of stimulus to keep asset values propped up

Anything else: cope