PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PELOSI LIED, PEOPLE DIED EDITION /ptg/

I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Yas Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.

You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.

For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.

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BTFO

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Is there much of any media where Satan is a beguiling, handsome, sympathetic character?

I thought some plague art is nice right now, never nkow when it oculd be relevant again
Satan schüttet die Plagen über Hiob

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Contraception is treason and I'll never use it!

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>For decades the jewish dominated medical industrial complex profited off of the sick and dying
>The jewish dominated medical industrial complex can barely handle a virus that is not much worse than the seasonal flu even with massive amounts of government support

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Never heard of this polling firm and it's never included in aggregates, so why should I care?