Trumpbuxxx on the way fuck you wagie faggots scenario 1 for the win

Scream reeeeeee I want my 500 and you're dumb you can still get your 500 look at scenario 4

They better. i need way more than 1200/mo for weed, video games and trans camgirls.

We neets can only pray for such a time imagine how many hookers I can finally buy after getting 6 months of free 2grand

I have a scenario for you anons, I am curious what you would if you found yourself in such a situation.
>mid 20s
>NEET
>~$380,000 in various bonds and stocks
>~$10,000 in savings and checking accounts
>live with mommy and daddy but want to move out
What would you do?

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>Trumpbuxxx on the way fuck you wagie faggots scenario 1 for the win

Old news. Got mine on the 15th.

lol I already got my trump bux

It's funny watching you neets get happy and then have your hopes crushed.

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I'm glad I'm getting direct deposit as opposed to checks, I have a really bad feeling about this check situation.

>22
>full time student in 2018 and 2019
>dad claimed me in 2018 and 2019
>makes over 100k
>denies that he claimed me
>tax guy literally had his return in front of him saying he claimed me
>Dad blocks me
I think he is mentally ill because I don’t think I really did anything. Feels bad man.

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Damn thats savage af if true

God Damm bro that is harsh

I would go all in on airline stocks and Boeing watch my 10 grand turn to 30 grand then down payment on a modest home rent the rooms out live for free

The FED chairman trumpbux is what we all need as a country
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How coronachan leads to Treasury dollar printing
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Your dad is mentally ill

Sorry bro

It’s true and yeah I think so. It’s been hard.

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I hope he sends you a picture of the $500 bucks and his nutsac.

Jesus christ how old is your dad? 18?

Holy shit user your dad is pure evil bro I just lost mine to cancer 6 months ago feels bad man

your dad is a nigger kike and a faggot
sorry user

He doesn’t get that since he made more than 100k. Either way I don’t care. I could use it but I’m financially okay.

He’s 61. I’m 22 and the youngest of 4.

It's all good user, you got us.

What a douche

God you guys are still talking about this shit?
I got my money like over a week ago.
Every time you retards make this thread I think we're getting a new batch of money.

Wow what a lame. I hope you get rich and he comes to you for money and you tell him to fuck off. You better do it too, dont be a little bitch and be like "ok he's my dad after all maybe we could have a good relationship this time." Cut this punk off for life.

Damn I wish I was getting a check rather than DD.
I wanna keep that paper check with daddy Trump's name on it!

>scenario 2
Thanks a lot Trump you fucking faggot. Muh black unemployment going up but fuck white college students getting STEM degrees who didn't take out loans and rent some shitbox apartment amirite?

Why would you ever let your parents claim you? you get a 3k tax return * four years of college if you claim yourself retard

Ever heard of tax fraud?

Hes definitely been one of my biggest motivations to get Yas Forums and play sports. I’m in grad school for a STEM degree with a lot of experience so I think I’ll be okay. He’s got three other kids to ask.

Thanks user

I'm pretty sure uncle does that he outs like 7 depens but has 0 kids he claims it's because he loses so much at the casino he's supporting at least 7 engine kids