/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3322 - CCP Virus Editions

So now that societal collapse is imminent, was Varg right all along?

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I dont wanna dieee anons

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l just want to know how much l should be worried

INCREDIBLE HUGE HAPPENING WITH A TWIST

BEFORE THE CUARDIA CIVIL 2ND IN COMMAND TOLD THAT THEY'LL ""MINIMIZE THE OPPOSITION AGAINST THE GOVERMENT"
IT LOOKS LIKE THE GUARDIA CIVIL WAS OUR GUY ALL ALONG AND SAY THAT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SHUT DOWN ALL THE ARMY AND POLICE INTERVENTIONS DURING THE "TECNICIANS PRESS CONFERENCES"
>twitter.com/AUGC_Comunica/status/1251936135158403073

BIG HAPPENING, THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT WANT TO SHUT DOWN THE ARMY AND THE POLICE BECAUSE THEY AREN'T LEFT WING

HAPPENING

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pretending to be retarded is retarded

Powerful

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Rate my PrEP boysssss

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Hello there.

I unfortunately have seen some RACIST behaviour on this site.

And I'm going to have to KINDLY and RESPECTFULLY ask you to stop.

Thanks for your cooperation and have a LOVELY day.

it's a whopper

fuck, that's a lot

you should be happy

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>That death toll
>This death toll
Lol it's over

Praise your lord and pass the ammunition.

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ME CHINESE
ME PLAY JOKE
ME ENGAGE IN BIOLOGICAL WARFARE USING MIRROR AND SMOKE

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is catalonia free at last?

nope we won't go back to chucking wooden spears no matter how much the wood nigger shills it

My county will break 500 confirmed by tomorrow. Looks like she's coming to see me sooner than I expected.

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>people buy only what they actually need
>economy suddenly collapses

>An Ebola flare-up in eastern Congo may spread again after a patient escaped from a clinic, complicating efforts to contain the disease that has infected six people since last week, the World Health Organization said on Sunday.
reuters.com/article/us-health-ebola-congo/escape-of-ebola-patient-in-congo-sparks-fear-of-further-infection-idUSKBN2210R6

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meds

I've been following this shit for months and still can't tell if it's a nothingburger or airborne aids.

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I just took a big fat shit.

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Huh, I knew you americhads always go ITS COMMUNISM if you dont like it.
But I hadnt even thought of this one.

But the death toll is low, the infected toll is low too.

Under an electron microscope, the China Export stamp becomes apparent

Get the fuck out.
Yas Forums is a global board united against bullshit.

fuck off, kurwa
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Rate my PrEP boysssss/

when your mum dies from it, you will be homeless.

>22M+ unemployed and counting
>unemployment/stimulus fiasco (no/late payments)
>”We Want to Work” Protests
>Riot Flash Points deniers who want to work >People Raiding Tax Offices Seeking Stimulus Checks
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>no sports, no entertainment
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar >stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims
>refusal to go to hospital out of fear

By the way
The Nancy Dabin poster is just fucking unironically schizo, flat earther, incel, David Icke etc etc
Check the archive
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/Nancy__MOMOLAND/country/us/filter/text/page/1/

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youtube.com/watch?v=UBX8MWYel3s

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Me neither

>after a patient escaped from a clinic
oh no

Why do americans always say something is communism if they don't like it?

livestream it like the saint did his last moments

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 756,856 (40,131) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,578 (19,718) #5 Germany 144,406 (4,548) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 37,437 (2,388) #13 Canada 34,813 (1,583) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,749 (452) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,491 (172) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (451) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,701 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +18,211 (+1,126) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #5 Italy +3,047 (+433) #6 Spain +1,528 (+410) #7 Canada +1,430 (+113) #8 Iran +1,343 (+87) #9 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #10 India +1,250 (+38) #11 Peru +1,208 (+52) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #13 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #14 France +785 (+395) #15 Brazil +715 (+27) #16 Pakistan +710 (+25) #17 Germany +682 (+10) #18 Mexico +622 (+104) #19 Sweden +563 (+29) #20 Poland +545 (+13) #21 Portugal +521 (+27) #22 Japan +501 (+14) #23 Ireland +493 (+39) #24 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #25 Ecuador +446 (+18) #26 Chile +358 (+7) #27 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #28 Ukraine +343 (+8) #29 Switzerland +336 (+25) #30 Romania +328 (+30) #31 Indonesia +327 (+47) #32 Serbia +324 (+5) #33 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #34 Israel +226 (+8) #35 Philippines +172 (+12)…

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s2 isnt a place, it's the sound produced from heart valves shutting when the ventricles relax

kek

I guess the Rod and the Ring did strike after all
who.int/news-room/detail/06-04-2020-who-and-global-citizen-announce-one-world-together-at-home-global-special-to-support-healthcare-workers-in-the-fight-against-the-covid-19-pandemic

#globalcitizen

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No. Just go out and play, there's nothing to fear.

based

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18 days ago...
All those deaths since then

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>after a patient escaped from a clinic
is he /ourguy/?

True

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I’m with you brother. Stockpiles in January, felt ahead of the curve, now I’m lost & directionless

Good luck ebola chan!

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This ain't twitter, humble coffee maker.

OH YES

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Based & brown pilled?

Did anyone notice how the "muh fake virus" only started after the US started getting affected? /cvg/ really changed a lot after that.
It's like a perfect storm of trutherism and chink shilling.

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plagiat
discarded

>after a patient escaped from a clinic
LMAO

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oh ya im a chinese agent but im posting david icke which is a blue eyed british dude who tells you about how china is corrupt with their surveillance and 5g technology

HURRRRRRR

YUP CHINESE AGENT RIGHT HERE

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sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/how-does-coronavirus-kill-clinicians-trace-ferocious-rampage-through-body-brain-toes

How did we went from clown world to this amazing timeline?

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Americans
Right wing: Thats communism and I dont like it
Left wing: Thats fascism and I dont like it
just the way it is user, the world turns, the grass is green, birds fly south for the winter and people who fall for the fake political dichotomy say the stupidest shit you've ever heard

no big surprise, usa is tinfoil central

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we are on the verge of a mass awakening

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so the other Daneanon war right, social distancing will be in effect until there will be a highly unlikely vaccine in circulation.

In the same article they still mention that bars etc are only closed till 11 May, but we all know they're gonna disappoint the hopies and extend it. Moreover, they talk about changing sports and cultural events, but have no idea as to how they can do it.

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BJ’s actually has really good pizza.

look at that dirty chink eating with her hands

>france +700 case
did we make it bros ?

youtube.com/watch?v=GLcNStHTDjM

Lots of could will come form this virus. Mainly people will stop tolerating incompetence from those in power. Day of the rope is coming

Can you post markets update?

You are fucking insane user
>theres this guy on youtube that proved that planes go about the same speed as a car and the world is way smaller and has way less people than everyone thinks... and most planes are fake theyre demons morphing
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/246612705/#q246614526

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Lrn2rhythm Chang

>deathtoll too low

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It's Sunday.

orange man call it a hoax
orange man is always right
libs want to control you with 5G
Q predicted this
#trusttheplan

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BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

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>nessa
>white

Why are Americans the most retarded posters?

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youtube.com/watch?v=691Gy98MWbw

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>vaccine
why not effective anti virals?

Yes

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Totally forgot because of that lockdown

thats actually a real conspiracy theory

the ufos people see can just disappear into another dimension because theyre not ufos theyre demons and they can turn into planes too

the same guy who caught these fake planes on camera like going through the moon and stuff also measured the speed of the planes and it was slower than his car driving right next to it

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Besties unite!

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>changing sports and cultural events
>tfw esport is actually the future of sport
huh this timeline get weirder with every minute

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Only official death tolls.. Not many countries are even keeping track that well. Why would you if you're pouring resources into actually treating instead of data collection...
Next month will be a doozy

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>they are now desperately clinging to MUH SECOND WAVE

ahahah

Chemicals in the water+race mixing

Is big Esports behind the bioweapon leak?

l remember in World War Z a chapter is dedicated to some shut in NEET who spends the outbreak shitposting online.

aaaand I forgot to mention that white tents are popping up in Danish cities and the government refuses to answer for what purpose. Obviously it's for testing, but just shows you that things aren't as dandy as they make them out to be here

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Imagine having a culture that spent the last 30 years idolizing anti-intellectualism.

2/3 of april is gone and still no major april-happening like it was in january(war), february(worldwide spreading of Corona-sama) and march(major lockdowns worldwide).
I can't wait guys I need a happening noooow aghhhh

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It's geting better and better

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Most of our population only thinks about black and white, hence why niggers are so popular here