By now you've all noticed the leafs have grown much more smug and uppity over the recent months. Burgers and leafbros, how can we ensure an American future for Canada?
Canada Annexation General /cag/ - Uppity Leafs Edition
Jaxson Jackson
Andrew Bennett
The Yucatan peninsula offered itself to the US too, but Congress didn't take them up on it. It's a shame. We should control the mouth of the Gulf of Mexico.
Grayson Barnes
lol try it fatass
Thomas Williams
sorry the $2000 canuckbux a month got to our heads
Carter Hill
Mexico is only on the table if we're putting them on reservations
Henry Gomez
Just go the whole hog.
Joshua Walker
>how can we ensure an American future for Canada?
We don't. Canada is a cucked hell hole. The only way Canada can be annexed is if the eastern provinces weren't allowed to vote.
Brandon Davis
English isn't even your official language, Pedro.
John Rodriguez
Quebec will need to unergo radical de-french-ification
Henry Nelson
If the only thing you understand about America is stereotypes you learned from Yas Forums just neck yourself now.
John Foster
Sure, but our dialect is the global standard. Try finding a school in Japan offering Canadian English classes, eh. Lol
Josiah Russell
I know more about America and its wretched negrified populace of McOrcs™ than I care to.
>American English is the global standard
lmao ok mutt
Nolan Gray
I’d be astounded if the USA even exists in its current form 20 years from now.
I think North America is headed for breakups and fractures. I’d predict NA becomes at least 4-5 separate entities in the coming decades.
Alberta could conceivably decide to go in with the US. It’s not very likely, but possible. The rest of Canada will never be united with the US, that’s an impossibility.
Aaron Ramirez
Better work quickly, we are importing for 1% population growth per year. We do not assimilate here, either because the cultural mosaic is sacred. Give it enough years and annexing us will poison you.
Samuel Perez
Please save us
Adam Martin
And I'm sure you are well studied in our history and current issues and not just posting jpgs and insults. You have the right to be a fucking retard but at least be man enough to own up to it.
Xavier Davis
They already have more Mexicans than Canada has people...as many Africans as Canada has people...and litterally more 2.5 times more Chinese than Canada in total.
Nothing we could do would be significant enough to harm thier ethnic troubles... in fact we would improve that situation.
Elijah Adams
It's fucking comical how little self awareness this post has, typical of burgers though. Nice to see I've struck a nerve though
Parker Wilson
end us please
Liam Gutierrez
>america is all negrified and doesn't speak english
>"you are wrong"
>LOOKS LIKE A STRUCK A NERVE HUH AMERIMUTT NPC
Oh gee I'm so triggered by shitposts oh man.
Aiden Scott
You're just shitposting for (You)s. Who knows if you're really a leaf at all
Benjamin Torres
>america is all negrified and doesn't speak english
Factually correct.
>Oh gee I'm so triggered by shitposts
well you do sound pretty mutthurt
>tfw you posted an edit I shooped
lel
Tyler Hill
>Factually correct.
Objectivity wrong.
>well you do sound pretty mutthurt
Is it fun to play pretend?
Logan Hall
Invade us please. I can point out some spots in the Maine / New Brunswick border that are literally undefended, with no checkpoints. The perfect entry point. Plus if you invade there's a good chance most of us will see you as liberators from our half-cuban, pinko cuck overlord.
Jonathan Cruz
>Objectivity wrong
Case in point. You can't even type out two words of English properly. Maybe your common core education should have spent less time on holocaust class and more time teaching you mutts English.
Chase James
Perfection.
Brayden James
>Typo
How incredibly retarded does one have to be to accidentally type 'objectively' as 'objectivity'?
Landon Scott
>He's still angry about the typo
Calm down.
Cameron Cooper
The only one who seems even mildly upset ITT is you, my dear goblino.
Landon Hughes
Canada isn’t too far gone quite yet if you ignore the entirety of Vancouver, Ontario, And Quebec.
Levi Young
Soon
Andrew Jackson
you missed the territories of those countries, so it'd be a lot bigger actually