/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3321 - CCP Virus Editions

Reminder
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>courts closed, prison sentences halted, custody issues delayed
>infection “scares”
>increased cardiovascular death risk since everyone's sitting on their ass all day
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar
>food pantries emptied
>life insurance claims
>entertainment industry and artists BTFO
>dead, infectious cops
>r0 5.7

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Get ready to be led step by step through the 5 Stages of Grief.

To counter it go straight to Full Stage 5 and go backwards through to Refusal (deny).

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>inb4 that retarded portuguese nigger that doesn't understand the difference between DETECTED cases VS INFECTED+RECOVERED cases

>hey man this whole chinky thing is bullshit!
>still wears mask and gloves
the hatred of mutts is well earned sometimes

>All the normies are losing their jobs
>All the NEETs on here are suddenly getting MAD good job offers

Is there an inverse relationship between the happiness of normiess and us? Maybe our meme magic finally tipped it

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if it turns out this really is like herpes and all the nothingburger retards are stuck with a lifelong illness that gets them ostracized or killed then i will laugh myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life.

>Haha flattening!
>Reopening soon!
>Big V recovery!
>Go back to your jobs!
>Factories back on!
>Stocks are strong!
>Only Q2 will be bad!
>Q3 will be huge recovery!
>Vaccine very soon!
>FDA approved treatments!
>Just a nothing burger flu!
>Past the peak!
>Back to all time high stocks soon!
COPE

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if it's that thoroughly deadly we should say fuck it and have fun not wait to die in the basement

>mad good job offers
wtf am i reading

>active shooter in NS
Thanks for giving them the excuse they need to disarm everyone you retarded boomer

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will there be massive inflation?

how will this affect people with rent control vrs those who do not?

sfbay

But that poor kid has flying AIDS forever.

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>most of the gop is fundamentally against this because it's going to citizens and not corporations
You'd think after the first check going out, that not only would everyone be for it but it'd be a competition to see who could give the most to people's bank accounts.

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How come 3/4 of the posts are like this now?

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I agree we don't shut down the world over a flu but why the fuck isn't somebody sounding the alarm?
Between the conflicting statements and the lack of videos like we got out of China I'm really confused.

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The NEET shall inherit the earth.

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source it

>/cvg/ knew about all of this before the news was even reporting anything.

just because this conspiracy theory started in china doesnt make it real.

you have the 5g theory where they vaporize the air and makes it so people cant breathe with the 5g

or it could be something else but just because Yas Forums found coronavirus first doesnt make it a real actual virus it just means china started abducting people and doing fucked up shit like shutting down a city and theres 0 evidence of its existence there was empty hospitals everywhere all these months verifiably

and they made up the bat soup shit

its just a big meme

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lol

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Who, the "LIBERATE VIRGINIA YOUR 2ND AMENDMENT IS UNDER ATTACK" president?
Is he going to disarm them?

Where can I find real news on these stuff in AMerica? I know it happens it's just that your goverment and intelligenece + media are REALLY and i mean REALLY fucking good at hiding it.

How do the experts walk this back and save face?

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It's the weekend user, wait til Tuesday.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 756,542 (40,129) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,578 (19,718) #5 Germany 144,387 (4,547) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #13 Canada 33,951 (1,509) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (556) #18 Ireland 15,251 (610) #19 Austria 14,749 (452) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,362 (171) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #27 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #28 Poland 9,287 (360) #29 Romania 8,746 (445) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,701 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +17,810 (+1,115) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #5 Italy +3,047 (+433) #6 Spain +1,528 (+410) #7 Iran +1,343 (+87) #8 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #9 India +1,250 (+35) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #11 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #12 France +785 (+395) #13 Pakistan +710 (+25) #14 Germany +663 (+9) #15 Mexico +622 (+104) #16 Canada +568 (+39) #17 Sweden +563 (+29) #18 Poland +545 (+13) #19 Portugal +521 (+27) #20 Japan +501 (+14) #21 Ireland +493 (+39) #22 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #23 Ecuador +446 (+18) #24 Chile +358 (+7) #25 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #26 Ukraine +343 (+8) #27 Switzerland +336 (+25) #28 Romania +328 (+24) #29 Indonesia +327 (+47) #30 Serbia +324 (+5) #31 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #32 Brazil +203 (+11) #33 Philippines +172 (+12) #34 Kuwait +164 (+1) #35 Denmark +142 (+9)…

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but if that's true then it's inescapable now, I really hope it's just like how H1N1 first arrived

why does the body look so stiff?
arent corpses supposed to be like ragdolls?

Will this cause an extinction level event

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Tenants, user. Tenants.

>shithole like china, vietnam, korea reporting little to no infections unlike the 10k+ daily from US
yea right fuck these lying chinks

>no goy you have to work and consume even if you die from corona to keep shekels rolling
This is considered intellectual class in US

>wears PPE, hazmat, and mask
>COVID-19 is a lie
What did he mean by this?

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NOOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU DYING OF DIARRHEA FASTER

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>anything I don't agree with is fake
boomer cope to maximum

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Rigor mortis

He's nuts but I sort of agree. Normalfags are flipping out from cabin fever and getting more deranged by the minute.
Not saying normalfags are intelligent, but they do indeed want the restrictions lifted.

>>tfw have BoS in nuclear engineering and radiation related conspiracies have become white noise
tl;dr
>at the same time XXXX videos pop up in different languages claiming the same thing, something very ridiculous at that
>0 evidence
>if 5G claim was proven to be true it still doesn't disprove the virus pandemic
>also hail Jesus and boo evil satan
Ofc it's white noise.

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No but globalism clown world is dead and buried

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Because it's true... instead of fixing it, zionists, boomers and other mutts think that it would be better to make zoomies be drafted and die in trenches in pacific and asia while doging missiles back home.

/CVG/ sleeper agent

saying covid-19 is a lie or a hoax and then thinking it exists is a contradiction

its such a scam psyop to say CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX but its still real and just overestimated

the media really did a good job with this one its crazy they have conspiracy theorists working for them

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No they don't
thehill.com/homenews/news/492886-poll-81-percent-say-keep-social-distancing-despite-damage-to-economy

>lower case kpop spammer with reddit spacing
kek

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>fewer than 40,000
We did it guys

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You kow why Germany has not so many deaths? Because only weak people die from this nothingburger and everyone just adds all the deaths to the statistics. Germany won't afford that because people would give Merkel even more shit for it and the government would slowly start to crumble.

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no but the coming war yes

>yfw Bill Mitchel, the Eternal Boomer, is immune to the virus

its canada silly
NS = Nova Scotia

checked

>tfw still no trump bux
>no wall
Fuck drumpf!

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I'm happy for American is reopening again, it must be fun to see them drop like flies!

the bear will leave its cave forever

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Bill's losing it.

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It is funny, but makes it real easy to keep up on what has happened.

Probably right here honestly, everyone is lying about shit to pretend that everything is ok when its definitely not ok.

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Oh I just assumed when I saw shooter
Big if true

Yep, all those people just randomly deciding to die

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stupid Kike

>so let me post another poll
Congratulations, you missed the point. Normalfags even out themselves in these threads bitching about restrictions you dumbass.

A reminder that the "open the economy" protests are astroturfed, buses paid for by "sekrit wealthy donor" which is code for Soros. For some odd reason the protestors are carrying TRUMP signs and many of them are carrying fake guns (airsoft). Fake protests are fake. (not that a few real Trump supporters haven't been ensnared).

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by admitting they were wrong and telling the cold hard facts of the matter after apologizing

>implying he was ever sane

And as it's The Hill, there's less chance of screaming libtard

How are the cases are the Northern Mariana Islands? I have not heard anything from them.

Slaughter houses are closing. Just search up cornoavirus u.s slaughterhouse. 5% of our pork supply is now gone

Just figured out that if I prechop vegetables on sunday, cover them and put them in the fridge, making healthy homemade food will be fast as fuck the rest of the week

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Lrn2ForensicFiles.

>EVERYTHING DAMAGE
fearmongering

He's delaying the first round of checks to make sure his signature is on the memo line despite it's not him giving you money but the federal government under the authority of congress and it wasn't his idea to hand out checks in the first place.

putting a statistic or a graph on a piece of paper and showing it on tv doesnt make it real dude

people are living in a delusional fantasy world based off a number they put on a screen in front of you

nobody has covid-19 not one single person on earth

its purely a media created fictional virus

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they all start that way but after a few hours they stiff up (hence the phrase "stiff") the eyes pop back open when you close them too. And dead bodies void their bowels.

Quality post

>Will this cause an extinction level event
Maybe. This is just the first wave and once you get this shit you always have it and it can come roaring back if you come into contact with the virus again.
No they don't. The protests are inorganic astroturfing Share Blue left wing bullshit.

This whole thing is makeing me hate weekends

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every poll is going to have different results they ask different people. Beyond giving you a rough idea of public opinion polls dont really mean anything

It is fren. It is

Not that bad, so far only 14 confirmed cases and 2 deaths but were still on total shutdown. People are just worried about the Navy ship from Guam that had a bunch of people infected and then come here.

what are you doing here? Go protest the fake virus!

still waiting for his beach selfies

your coping mechanism has kicked in user

>i saw a dozen people bitch about not being able to go out side on the internet
>therefore the overwhelming majority of people want to lift restrictions and potentially die from the virus
dummy

I also heard that excess of food that can't be sold due to limited demand and lack of transportation is being trown away at farms...

Why are people is US not doing something about it? Make crown funded trucks for charities, or goverment buying food for storage that is given in public kitchens and as a help in addition to Trumpbux, like there are thousands of solutions and nobody is lifting a finger.

Florida needs to be reopened just so he gets the coof, then retweets of fake polls and graphs can flood his feed.

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>inorganic astroturfing Share Blue left wing bullshit
Thanks for letting us know you're an election tourist. You can go back now.

>putting a statistic or a graph on a piece of paper and showing it on tv doesnt make it real dude
You're welcome to disprove it with your own data but you're just busy rambling like a schizo. You have zero data to prove your point and its all just gut feeling that guiding you

>get paid to be a super spreader and irl shitpost and kill normies
>work with a jew
damn tough call

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Death rate: 1%
Average age of victims: 1 year less than the average life expectancy.
Do the math. This virus, on average, takes 3.6 days off your life expectancy. Nothingburger.
And it own't even infect 5% of the population lol.

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fair enough

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They will lose moisture and be less enjoyable the longer they sit. Don't get lazy now. Enjoy your time cooking

Its just a flu
R0 of 2.5, mortality of 2%
Not good not terrible

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you cant they psyoped it

you have people going around thinking corona hoax is codeword for it just means that the media overestimated coronavirus and its just a flu bro

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Will this cause a societal collapse?

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I have to go outside and work, I see people breaking lockdown and bitching daily. And it has gotten much worse.
Not to mention multiple protests in multiple states.
>but muh fake protests
>but polls are suddenly real
Okay.

>didn't already hate weekends before Corona
ngmi

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Fast-food industry hates you

Just the flu bro

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>Death rate: 1%
more like at least 2% and in US at least 5% due to obesity and overall dramatic average health

no just a sequel to 2008

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FUCKING DLUMPF FANTA MAN

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/media created fictional virus/country/us/
You are still alive, bugfucker?

cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/rcmp-weapon-lockdown-portapique-1.5537598

Gunman went on rampage with a police car he had bought from auction.

why are supposed 1st world countries so fragile that a few weeks of things being closed is enough to collapse the entire economy?

WTF is this the first amputation we've heard about? What aspect of the virus made that happen? Usually it's a circulation or infection issue that causes the need for an amputation.

>$1200
>ONE TIME
>Not even 1/5th the rent for these multiple months of lockdown
>Not even a month and a half of typical groceries
>Not even enough to buy a decent flagship phone with
>Just enough to build your own AR with
WEW

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His wife said...

i remember last flu season when people had to amputate their legs

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Yeah eggs and milk are being dumped so they can keep the prices artificially inflated.

how many deaths do we actually think china has seen?

try number 1488 for a place in OP's post

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That's about the last place I'd expect a shooting rampage. Nova Scotia? really?

2nd most infected german state opens schools tomorrow

that's not how it works

somebody has got to do it

and its funny how as more and more people wake up to the fact that covid-19 doesnt exist they start to come around to my opinion and only a few weeks/months from now theyll be ready because they need the mainstream opinion to adopt a theory until they can accept it

or atleast Yas Forums on a wider scale. most people are too dumb to accept this theory now before everyone else does

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Europoors btfo

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The global economy has been a house of cards for quite some time. It seems centralizing manufacturing infrastructure in an enemy nation for cheap labor and reducing the middle class into borderline poverty isn't healthy for long term prosperity.

Is your shutdown is going to last until May 1st?

OwO NICE

Some people are donating food. But we get our food from the farmers/slaughterhouses which are owned by the big corporations and they only care about profits. So there wont be any charity at least in a large scale

>>but polls are suddenly real
I'm not a trumpcuck who doesn't understand how polls work. Your anecdotal evidence posted anonymously on the internet is less reliable than two polls by two different groups saying the same percentage of people "want" to work.

There might be another round.

its all held up by long work schedules and constant consumerism. If we were actually producing things of value and not making garbage that breaks in a year and a half and producing the majority of the worlds waste I would be impressed by us. Consumerism is the worst thing to ever happen

Big ass blood clot in the leg
Body pumps out weird shit to fight the ACE2 infected cells and it ends up in the blood stream
Maybe the other stuff affects it too like the red blood cells getting nuked

>have to pay rent
how was wagekeking before CORONA-KAMI

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closed cases is 21% and all cases 7%
where do you get this 1% or 0.02 or whatever ratio for deaths wtf