/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3320 - CCP Virus Editions

Embarrassing

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>Recovered
Good one

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Reminder that Americans are fat.

hey, Dave Davidson here

Why aren't they reporting recoveries?

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>Let my hair grow out during lockdown
>fuck im balding

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Ill believe argie bro over you everyday of the week. Go fuck yourself

this video is hilarious
from chemtrails to the pope is a reptilian to 9/11 is fake (not an inside job, fake)

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 747,350 (39,822) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,578 (19,718) #5 Germany 144,387 (4,547) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #13 Canada 33,951 (1,509) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,393) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,615 (556) #18 Ireland 15,251 (610) #19 Austria 14,749 (452) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,362 (171) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #27 Poland 9,287 (360) #28 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #29 Romania 8,746 (445) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,701 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +8,768 (+815) #2 Russia +6,060 (+48) #3 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #4 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #5 Italy +3,047 (+433) #6 Spain +1,528 (+410) #7 Iran +1,343 (+87) #8 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #9 India +1,250 (+35) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #11 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #12 France +785 (+395) #13 Pakistan +710 (+25) #14 Germany +663 (+9) #15 Mexico +622 (+104) #16 Canada +568 (+39) #17 Sweden +563 (+29) #18 Poland +545 (+13) #19 Portugal +521 (+27) #20 Japan +501 (+14) #21 Ireland +493 (+39) #22 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #23 Chile +358 (+7) #24 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #25 Ukraine +343 (+8) #26 Switzerland +336 (+25) #27 Romania +328 (+24) #28 Indonesia +327 (+47) #29 Serbia +324 (+5) #30 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #31 Brazil +203 (+11) #32 Philippines +172 (+12) #33 Kuwait +164 (+1) #34 Denmark +142 (+9) #35 Morocco +135 (+1)…

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>A terminally ill coofer uses her make a wish to coof one last time into the breeze that blows directly into the city where the unsuspecting people have their windows upon

>archive.is/YGpzx
April 30: 3,500,000 cases

What the fuck is that image?

ACCELERATE

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Qtard is just some user who was writing things with tripcode on an anonymous board
I wrote so many larp things I can't even remember
Why would people trust him i don't understand this
He's just some random user from Yas Forums but he has crowds of people believing him he's some fucking government elitist what the fuck?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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kek what the fuck is this video? it's not about corona

>tfw underwear too small know from all the hiking

t-thanks corona-chan

Lol he has consistently been wrong so I now await the global economy to continue to tank as the disease begins to spread like wildfire in red states.

It's easy to write Q posts, I've done a few and photoshopped his trip in. It's great fun!

forgot to add deaths to the equation but you get the idea

>he thinks this is an extinction level event

Its all about control

Watch part 9 of that brilliant documentary user, it's the absolutely most kino one. Roughly 10 minutes in she says "I believe Q is a group of people... Donald J. Trump and others".

Well?
I am surprised there is no mass protest in front of the
World Health Organization BUILDINGS
no protests
WHY?

>also people have started to burn down 5g masts here
I thought 5G paranoia was a meme making fun of schizos. It's real? kek

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Q is the nail in the boomer coffin. They aren't as retarded as we all thought. They're much, much more stupid than we could ever fathom.

dow is going back up

it's over bois pack it up

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that's me

When will normies accept that grandma was going to die in a few years anyway and let us go back outside

Wow. JUST WOW.

I personally cannot believe how RACIST you people are on this site.

I was once a RACIST and a VIRGIN and also I had NO FRIENDS. Like you.

But it doesn't have to be this way! Embrace a RESPECTFUL lifestyle and love all God's lesser races and colours.

And you TOO can be popular and LAID.

Louisiana has it's lowest number of daily new cases in a month. Sorry for the ugly graph, chico.

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Pretty sure it's active infected + recovered + reinfected + dead

Bill is based.

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dont forget to celebrate our heroines!
images.4fuckr.com/8cbd5b96836a/d/a/f/5/5/daf55264e2.mp4

DOW has been spiking up every time US unemployment numbers have been released. Each time a massive swathe of the population is reported out of work, companies see free money from the government about to come their way.

*in 3 weeks. Sorry, drunk already. I have nothing to do.

3rd one should be his post about diarrhea casualties

thesun.co.uk/tech/11421457/ee-5g-towers-masts-5g-coronavirus-conspiracy-theory/
It's real, over 50 burnt masts in UK
Though I would caution that the glowies in the UK don't want Huawei involved in the 5g network and the gov do...

I need your advice, guys.

I graduated 3 months ago and have been looking for a job ever since. Of course nearly everything is closed now here but last week I finally got a job offer. The thing is.. I'll have to take the metro every day. One of the busiest lines in my city. Our government is also considering to slowly lift the lockdown. I'm scared of a second wave of corona. Should I accept the offer or wait a couple more weeks?
The problem is that I have no idea how bad the economy will be in July/August and it might take even more time to find another job.

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>I thought 5G paranoia was a meme making fun of schizos.
It is.
>It's real?
Schizos are real. Also boomers are real, and for some reason boomers are big on 5G theory.
>kek
Kek indeed.

When a boomer asks "Have you heard about 5G and the blahblahblah" at this point I just 'Yeah, yeah, I know' as it saves time hearing them argue 'no, no, you see, because the blahblahblah does blahblahblah, thus virus is hoax'.

>Have you heard about 5G and blahblahblah?
>Ok boomer.

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One million dead when?

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I just OD'd on cringe

>youtube top comments about adrenochrome and hologram planes

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Don't know about the 5G causing corona virus nonsense, but 5G is legit harmful to people. Let them burn down as many 5G masts as they want.

I dont think (you) get the idea

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Hiking or hikikomorying?

ravioli ravioli
corona is going to combine with the eboli

You are a sick guitarist, dude

>it's also a conspiracy about coronavirus
I did not know that either. I thought it was just retards saying this

We have made past 4,000 today. Black population is getting BTFO hard thanks to fried chicken and waffles

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Boomers:
>the virus is hoax! It's 5G man!
Corona Chan:
>U fooken wot m8?

>The virus seems to kill boomers at a way higher rate than any other age group
She just feels offended, that's all.

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Did you not prepare by stocking and saving up money?

>tfw the people are cooking the 5G towers

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>Don't know about the 5G causing corona virus nonsense, but 5G is legit harmful to people. Let them burn down as many 5G masts as they want.

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>had plans for this autumn
>was planning on having a child and moving into a rental instead of some shitty over priced showbox that cant hold heat
>managed to save over 12,000$, i spend last spring working an insane number of hours in multiple physically exerting jobs on top of my actually job , i ruined my heart but i made it happen
>things are starting to look up and work out
>suddenly there is a extinction level virus thats going to wipe out every human because chinks cant wash their hands

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Yo das racist as hell

>I have no idea how bad the economy will be in July/August
user... there wont be an economy by then

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RACISM detector 1....2....3....
Yup, you're a RACIST.

I can't believe that you would be RACIST! On the INTERNET of all places?! What would you MOTHER say?

It's 2020, user. Time to put away those edgy MEMES and stop being an INCEL.

I stopped being racist, learned to love DIVERSITY and now, frankly, I'm getting AMAZING ammounts of hot pussy.

WISH you could be like ME?
Step one: Be ANTI-RACIST!

i just say its a manmade chimera virus and they shut up about it

Don't apologise for the graph user
Ignore the spic (even if he is based)
You've being doing good work
t. Louisiana death rate spreadsheet bong

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mmm poopoo peepee man tweets

>tfw kikes are losing their shit over this

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I'm honestly confused.
How do we calculate the mortality rate?
163k out of 777k is 21% mortality rate?

Yeah glow niggers burnt those towers and used the conspiracy crowed as cover to destroy the Chinese spy equipment

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I did.
I have savings and I also live with my parents. We are prepared. The thing I'm worried about is my CV.

Do you have any masks, at least p95?

LMFAO this is the most schizo shit I've ever seen! saved!

And people still get mad when I tell them most nurses are complete fucking retards and the IQ required to complete nursing school is double digit.

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>excessive radiation good because faster internet

Don't worry, user, I'm sure he realised by now that bipolar secretaries make worse graphs than this.

Shilling for bankster fake news

>oh noz they want us to reduce the fed balance sheet

Next week

>the economy is great goys, but we found a virus in China and now have to print trillions

Ok

isnt your wife turning out to be infertile anyway, or are you a different user

also coronachan will sterilize you so dont worry about it

So.. what do you recommend?
If there won't be an economy, I'll be fired.

It's a hoax, except in China, where their air melts your lungs anyway. They promised millions dead here weeks ago. It's ogre.

Recovery takes a while, so it's not even close to that high tho

No because asymptomatics and non-hospitalized

The whole world shut down for a bad flu that barely harms anyone who isn't already dying of something else. This is just embarrassing.

>visible light dangerous

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>I did not know that either.
Consider yourself lucky user. Imagine boomers with 0 education or knowledge in tech / biology / electronics / physics trying to explain to you how the wavelength of 5G interferes with gaseous exchange at a cellular level, so there's no virus out there just 5G killing people left and right (even in countries without 5G) because they saw 1 youtube video about it from a "truther" channel.

Shit's flat earth /Q tier.

There's some exploit / bug in the way boomers operate.
Boomers to their kids:
>don't trust anything you see on TV, the media lies!
Also boomers:
>I saw 1 video on youtube man, I tell you it must be true!

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

thejournal.ie/cork-nursing-home-coronavirus-software-5078381-Apr2020/

>It took this long to come up with a guy with a forehead thermometer checking peoples temperature before working

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.1% of New York state's population has already died

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP 5G NOOOOOOOOW

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>asymptomatics
Has anyone actually done any long term studies on these asymptomatic people to see if the never develop? They are more likely presymptomatic.
Corona-chan is slow just give it time and watch them progress

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Good try, weve been only here for a few months.

>>DIY accidents
What did he mean by this? Accidents that you do yourself?

>2012 Yas Forums
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING GET YOUR GUNZ ON BOYS, BUNKER DOWN, PREP YOUR FOOD AND GAS MASKS, BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STALKERS, TAKE OUT THE JEWS ONCE THE INFRASTRUCTURE CRASHES

>2016 Yas Forums
>nothingburger hoax 5G gotta get back to work virus fake only cucks believe in illnesses Q predicted this Trump will kill the ZOG adrenochrome users any day now
What happened?

Im sorry your dog left you, leaf.

What are the chances we start seeing everything calm down in August and September? Seems like big events such as EVO are still scheduled for now and most places will be past the point of peak infections. My brother thinks he will be able to return to Uni in the fall but realistically I can't see all the schools opening up to thousands of different students from every country. Everyone just thinks this will all somehow magically blow over because they can't face the new reality of our world that we will be dealing with for years.

Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

>radiation good

it's nothingburger till 200% of new yorks population dies

wow,corona getting btfo everywhere now...what a faggot little virus

in Belgium it's the first one but there's siege tier gangs in the Netherlands destroying masts left and right

20k people should have called their doctors after 4 hours.

tripping over the truth
My mom is chugging tonic water because it has quinine in it and advises me to do the same. When asked why she sends me a link to some guy in scrubs claiming to be a doctor.
Every time I try to explain something related to this topic to her she has the balls to call it fake news
Doesnt know the case count in our own county

well.. if the rest of recoveries will have the same result, it is. The only thing to dilute that 20% is to estimate the number of not reported infection/recoveries based on statistical anti-gen tests

We've been through this in the past thread, you retarded monkey.

Based nurgle trips, may Corona-chan make boomer retards drown in their own lungs everywhere.

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Haven't found any studies at all, these people are neither tracked nor reported (except in China since April 1).
But over half have subclinical pneumonia
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/ryct.2020200110

based

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>long term studies
Its been, what 3 months since the world became aware of this?

>Seems like big events such as EVO are still scheduled for now
Yes, please let it happen. Just think of all those chimps and fat fucks that'll keel over after they get infected.

>4fuckr

die seite gibt's noch?

The only reasons things are looking good is because people are staying home and there are measure in place to reduce the spread.
As soon as people stop and go back to normal the whole problem will return
Corona-chan is never going to leave and this is the new normal. Its best you get used to that.

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retard boomer invasion, you know it

>.1%
Wow a whole 0.1%! And it's already slowing down. The death toll won't even make seven figures globally. That was totally worth setting the economy back by decades.

i think im going to take the train, bros.

i have a mask, i have gloves, and i have a rare supply of hand sanitizer i can abuse the entire ride. I even could bring some lysol wipes on a carry on.

i'll demand to sit away from people (the trains are usually extremely empty until fall when the boomers take the trip the other way) and wont eat or drink anything from the train.
my only concern though is...are trains ventilated? I worryingly imagine myself being surrounded by a cloud of infected air that never gets cycled out, even with a N95 on. the windows DO open on the train, but they make you close them when you get up to speed.