/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3319 - CCP Virus Editions

retard

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>expecting reading comprehension from a nothingburger
are you still clinging to the hope that they can be reasoned with?

Remember, Corona-chan will always stay with you!

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Remember you are important! Wash your hands and take care of yourself!

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What the fuck is Cuomo talking about?
Is he really talking about food? lmao

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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People here still base their thoughts around that number as if it was currently infected

I have not eaten out since last year and I don't think I am going to do it ever again. What a waste of money going out and paying other people for food and drink.
That and any meal I make at home is going to be healthier and I don't expose myself to all those disgusting unsanitary people

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covid confirmed for racist

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Chinks caused the virus because they failed to contain it and ignored its existence in the first place costing valuable time. Fuck china. Fuck chinks.

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Retard.

The British National Health Service recently released data showing that over 90% of people who died had existing medical conditions. While the number one condition was heart disease, which indicates obesity, the number two was dementia, which obviously indicates extreme age.

This number of 91% having existing conditions is lower than that of Italy, where over 99% had existing conditions.

I think at this point, everyone understands that what we are talking about when we talk about the lockdown is a strategy to try and keep the very old alive for a few more months...?

Europe and America are fucked in the head. We're supposed to be smarter than this. Taking away the future of children so that people in their 80s can have a few extra months of sad confusion, and then claiming that this is morally good, is not something I am able to grasp.

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I just buzz cut and started growing my beard out. Lookin like a prisonyard skinhead now

im sure he’s building up to some inspiring point ..ahh yes..immigrants .. of course

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We should have learned by sending assasins to kill Jacob Schiff and Stephen Wise and other rabbinical advisors so the war could have turned out differently.
henrymakow.com/japanese_tried_to_make_deal_wi.html
u.osu.edu/mclc/2016/07/02/truth-of-mao-zedongs-collusion-with-the-japanese-army-1/
cejsh.icm.edu.pl/cejsh/element/bwmeta1.element.desklight-62fc346f-1493-4d04-bc1a-f1fcf69fa631/c/Barbasiewicz_v01.pdf
jewishjournal.com/culture/213895/fugu-plan-japanese-saved-jewish-refugees/
jewishcurrents.org/august-10-jacob-schiff-russo-japanese-war/

>can't fucking read
you forgot to add "pic related"

nothing burger

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Why don't you suck on my cock, caralho?

this requires facing reality which normies don't do

nobody is that retarded, and it's the number everyone in the world is reporting on, not a made up number i arbitrarily chose

There is an alternative

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>mfw there are infected anons in this thread

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P-Post results.

> March 11

buzz it all. Skinhead time

why is Corona-chan racist, bros?

boy i hope spain opens for tourism this summer would make for massive movement of people

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>implying you have one
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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 742,459 (39,651) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,453) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,578 (19,718) #5 Germany 144,387 (4,547) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 China 82,735 (4,632) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #13 Canada 33,951 (1,509) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,381) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 17,137 (550) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,749 (452) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,362 (171) #23 Japan 10,797 (222) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #27 Poland 9,287 (360) #28 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #29 Romania 8,746 (445) #30 Pakistan 8,348 (168) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,701 (186)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,060 (+48) #2 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #3 Turkey +3,977 (+127) #4 United States +3,667 (+637) #5 Italy +3,047 (+433) #6 Spain +1,528 (+410) #7 Iran +1,343 (+87) #8 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #9 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #10 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #11 France +785 (+395) #12 India +772 (+29) #13 Pakistan +710 (+25) #14 Germany +663 (+9) #15 Mexico +622 (+104) #16 Canada +568 (+39) #17 Sweden +563 (+29) #18 Poland +545 (+13) #19 Portugal +521 (+27) #20 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #21 Chile +358 (+7) #22 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #23 Ukraine +343 (+8) #24 Switzerland +336 (+13) #25 Romania +328 (+24) #26 Indonesia +327 (+47) #27 Serbia +324 (+5) #28 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #29 Brazil +203 (+11) #30 Philippines +172 (+12) #31 Kuwait +164 (+1) #32 Denmark +142 (+9) #33 Morocco +135 (+1) #34 Moldova +121 (+10) #35 Finland +102 (+4)…

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>archive.fo/YwS8l
>“[The disease] can attack almost anything in the body with devastating consequences,” says cardiologist Harlan Krumholz of Yale University and Yale-New Haven Hospital, who is leading multiple efforts to gather clinical data on COVID-19. “Its ferocity is breathtaking and humbling.”

At this rate, they will soon announce that Corona-chan can attack the space-time continuum itself with devastating consequences across timelines, forcing time jannies to get involved directly.

So the leading cause of death is because of comorbidities right?

Well those who caught the virus and survived during the 1st wave, won't they die during the 2nd wave because for them, the 1st wave has now become the comorbidity for them?

All that lung damage, extreme fatigue and what not. that's going to kill them right? Then you got winter and flu season, that's going to cause even more complications surely?

I ain't no scientist and I only just thought abiut this so don't take me serious.

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Go eat some nigger or spic sweat goy

Unless you're balding, just let it grow. Most people aren't getting hair cut because the barbershops are closed.

[ ] Food prep
[ ] Water prep
[ ] Weapon prep
[ ] Gas Mask and Hazmat prep
How filled out is YOUR list, lads?

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!

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>numbers
Real mortality of this virus is like 0.4% based on Germany antibody counts in affected areas and Iceland numbers at 0.5% (the only country counting all the infected vs dead ratio not just very sick because test shortages).

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>but if life was a fairy tale we’d all be fine!
kek not how it works.. that’s a utopia. panic sets in at some point and everything you assumed collapses. no delivery , no utilities, no supplies

Rip half of spain

>nbcnewyork.com/news/local/massive-brooklyn-party-busted-saturday-night-despite-coronavirus-orders/2380446/
Why cant niggers follow simple directions? No wonder we needed whips

Because Chinks are racist and want Africa for themselves, without the Africans that are just a nuisance.

cuz Im not a faggot like you

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test

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beard not recommended with masks fren

reeee, Russia reports 6k cases deadly! We have already overtook Belgium and Brazil!!!!!

She's /ourgirl/

Nothing racist about loving the BBC

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we have been saying this, literally, for months

Cut your fucking head off you stupid fucking gay fuck.

I'm not talking about normies, I'm talking about you guys!

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>number two was dementia, which obviously indicates extreme age
alcoholism and drug abuse would induce that as well, and UK is full of people doing it.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16240487

I heard there are no new cases in your country. Is it true or just government posturing?

>allow bars and restaurants to be open
>they've all been closed down and abandoned
I'm pretty sure no one's going to rent out the land for that long. Most likely it'll be repurposed into something that's considered essential (grocery store plus a tap).

>deaths is the only thing that matters
How new are you?

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There are anons RIGHT NOW who are still stuck in the non pandemic normal fag timeline forever

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You a mutt on a porto vpn?

>implying anything has changed since then

literally nothing has changed you retard

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nice proxy

I like how the big cope is wash your hands when it hangs in the air for 3 hours and can get in through your eyes

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>months
Damn, February now seems like it was aeons ago. Everyone wasted too much time.

[X] Food prep
[X] Water prep
[~] Weapon prep
[ ] Gas Mask and Hazmat prep

>being this bluepilled
My point is the only reason people are panicking is due to the system being designed to fuck them. The mortgage companies will be fine without your money. Delivery drivers/utility workers can stay employed, and they're safe to boot. If you're a panicking truck driver you're just literally retarded.

What's it like in non-lockdown land? Are the normies flocking to bars and parties?

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>SPANISH TENNIST PLAYER CLAIMS HE GOT SHUT DOWN 2 VOTING POLLS AGAINST THE GOVERMENT IN INSTAGRAM AFTER REACHING 1000 VIEWS
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>SPANISH TENNIST PLAYER CLAIMS HE GOT SHUT DOWN 2 VOTING POLLS AGAINST THE GOVERMENT IN INSTAGRAM AFTER REACHING 1000 VIEWS

>twitter.com/FerVerdasco/status/1251884712915800066

CENSORSHIP IS HAPPENING, BEWARE

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Wow. JUST WOW.

I personally cannot believe how RACIST you people are on this site.

I was once a RACIST and a VIRGIN and also I had NO FRIENDS. Like you.

But it doesn't have to be this way! Embrace a RESPECTFUL lifestyle and love all God's lesser races and colours.

And you TOO can be popular and LAID.

>REINFECTION HITS A LOT HARDER AND IS MORE DEADLY
Maybe people will actually die sooner instead of hogging the vents so no need to flatten the curve this time.

What about the death rates per age in NYC?