/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3318 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,363,107 (+32,341) ► Died: 162,096 (+2,049) ► Day: 101 (-10:06:24)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,451 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Virus "rampages" through body from brain to toes, according to AAAS
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Virus causes chronic damage to cardiovascular system
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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>INFO
Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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Dengue-like fever and rash
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29 year old doctor dies in China, after 4 weeks of struggle
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Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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Ecuador is dumping, burning bodies in the streets
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
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Normalcy bias is the tendency to believe things will always be the same
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Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
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>LATEST
402 new cases and 5 new deaths in Pakistan
1,047 new cases and 25 new deaths in India
256 new cases and 17 new deaths in Japan
117 new cases and 50 new deaths in Italy
683 new cases and 25 new deaths in Washington state
149 new cases and 4 new deaths in Nebraska

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swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
roughestimate.org/roughestimate/the-crimes-of-tedros-adhanom
statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2020/04/13/considerate-swedes-only-die-during-the-week/
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okdiario.com/espana/gobierno-impide-residencias-informar-muertos-antes-del-8-m-5453724
youtube.com/watch?v=9ftZdHnHBHo
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>SRSLY GUISE STAY THE FUCK HOME U GUIZE

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>in the middle
it has only begun

t. jungle shill

t. descended from the retards that condemned Socrates to death

swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
roughestimate.org/roughestimate/the-crimes-of-tedros-adhanom

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I miss the early days in December/January when this virus was just some super mysterious new disease making people shake and drop dead in the streets of China. I'm enjoying the new developments since but the mystique is gone

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statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2020/04/13/considerate-swedes-only-die-during-the-week/

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Please.
Is the virus fake?

guys I just got a job with a company I used to work for. same position, except with a pay raise and working from home because corona. my commute used to be an hour, and now i can work naked in bed. this is the best thing thats ever happened to me. thanks corona chan.

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LOL

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Kill yourself. I heard God is closing the invites soon.

>countries that are such shitholes that their death rate is 10%

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There's no reason we can't all live perfectly comfortable lives for a couple of months while a vaccine/treatment gets sorted out. There is absolutely no reason we have bills to pay right now. There are 0 world-ending reason any business should be allowed to try and collect a debt.
Keep people working in utilities (which are paid by the state) and 'essential' businesses like food production (which are subsidized by the state...) and we will all be fucking fine. Truck drivers are safe anyways, make all groceries delivery, and make masks compulsory.
The only reason there is any uncertainty at all is because your government wants you to feel fear right now. Do not do it. Look at what is happening and make your own decisions.
My suggestions is to start a farm in your back yard.

LOL

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>How does coronavirus kill? Clinicians trace a ferocious rampage through the body, from brain to toes

Source: archive.fo/YwS8l

This is a good read if you have nothing better to do.

>vaccine
oh no no no no

Draw your own conclusions.
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
roughestimate.org/roughestimate/the-crimes-of-tedros-adhanom

ITALY NUMBERS NAO

socrates had like a dozen opportunities to save himself and refused. he literally drank poison willingly

No.

Have we confirmed that the virus is airborne or just merely aerosole?

Hopefully we'll reach new comfy levels when everybody goes back to work.

Imagine if the truth was that this was a species eradication event. Imagine if your government knew this and each step they took was to minimise widespread panic

You see what happened when marginal panic started. They all started hoarding and the government clamped down on that by restricting how much we could buy each purchase

If you were a government and you wanted to reduce panic, what would you do?

Give each person a comforting thing they can do to make themselves feel safe. WASH YOUR HANDS

Give each family a comforting scenario to feel safe. STAY IN YOUR HOME

Give those that cannot stay in their home a comforting sense. WEAR A MASK, PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

If someone you trusted convinced you that the coronavirus was a species eradication event and there will soon be a time when the water and power shuts off, sirens stop. What would you do?

Would you do all the things you wanted to do?
Would you rape?
Would you pillage?
Would you do all the drugs?
Would you leave her?
Would you kill them?
Would you burn it to the ground?
Would you steal it and drive faster than you've ever driven?
Would you serve up his just desserts?

I think you would. I would. But the government won't tell you this. Cos Panic. And you'll refuse to believe it until it goes black

>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low O2 asphyxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuno-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (cats, livestock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
>4347 variants

DO YOU FOOLISH FAGGOTS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE ? THEY DON'T SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU, THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT, WE ARE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>worldwide deaths peaked for well over a week now
Kek, its finished. Eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers

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Insider pastabro died for our sins
Press F to pay respects

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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>cvg then
Documenting the Wuhan plague and making good commentary
>cvg now
A bunch of weeb losers getting mad at others making fun of them and spouting CNN tier panic porn.

Escaping is nigger behavior. His explanation of why he didn't escape is perfect.

Italyanon said his source can't give him much insider information anymore.

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Can someone post that Asian girl?

>meme flag invites you to its tranny server
every fucking time

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 741,230 (39,103) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,453) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 144,348 (4,547) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 China 82,735 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #13 Canada 33,951 (1,509) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,381) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 16,960 (550) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,749 (452) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,362 (171) #23 Japan 10,797 (222) #24 South Korea 10,661 (234) #25 Chile 10,088 (133) #26 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #27 Poland 9,287 (360) #28 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #29 Romania 8,746 (434) #30 Pakistan 7,993 (159) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,657 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,060 (+48) #2 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #3 United States +2,438 (+89) #4 Spain +1,528 (+410) #5 Iran +1,343 (+87) #6 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #7 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #8 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #9 Germany +624 (+9) #10 Mexico +622 (+104) #11 India +595 (+29) #12 Canada +568 (+39) #13 Sweden +563 (+29) #14 Poland +545 (+13) #15 Portugal +521 (+27) #16 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #17 Chile +358 (+7) #18 Pakistan +355 (+16) #19 Dominican Republic +345 (+9) #20 Ukraine +343 (+8) #21 Switzerland +336 (+13) #22 Romania +328 (+13) #23 Indonesia +327 (+47) #24 Serbia +324 (+5) #25 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #26 Brazil +203 (+11) #27 Philippines +172 (+12) #28 Kuwait +164 (+1) #29 Denmark +142 (+9) #30 Morocco +135 (+1) #31 Finland +102 (+4) #32 Israel +97 (+7) #33 Oman +86 (+1) #34 Malaysia +84 (+1) #35 Hungary +82 (+17)…

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>reddit praising Vietnam 0 infection propaganda
cringe desu that place is a goddamn hellhole

Reminder that all Coronavirus conspiracies are spread by the CCP to take the heat off themselves
Reminder that Racism in China exists to take the blame off the CCP.

Sure. She cute.

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I'm still trying to catch up on the last 30kg relax bong

>mutts soon back to work

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It looks like Italy is going China/Spain mode now. Something weird is probably going on

>/cvg/ then
shit during american power hour
>/cvg/ now
shit during american power hour

No the one with the nice rack.

>03/23
That would be an acceptable thought back in February but this is pure retardation

No. It is not.

that's some nervous laughter on your pic,i know that little thought that gnaws at you sanity user it's reality knocking

hmm

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yeah cvg was good for about a month. now it’s anime posting incel fags reposting the msm narrative and unsubstantiated claims about reinfection ..as if 99%9 percent of people that get this don’t just get a mild cough recover after a week and never think of it again

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is this you retard?
see and let me stop you right there
I know its you

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Well anons. We all should have realized by now that we are just at the beginning of this pandemic.
I mean sure now numbers will go down.
After around 2-3 months of heavy restrictions its just normal for that. The sooner a country implimented them the faster it is for them.
Gov. gona think they have it under controle people will be happy as more and more restrictions get lifted.
And heres the point.
What do we know about corona?

>you get very limited to no immunity to it. And even if youre one of the lucky few with immunity all it needs is a new strain of a highly mutating virus
>Just 3-20% get immunity at all
>kills your T-Cells effectively destroying your immun system.
>children don’t build up any immunity at all
>longterm damages to organs like heart, lungs, brain, kidneys, testicles (if you get a more than mild infection)
>reinfection hits a lot harder and deadlier.
>incubation time of 5-28 days.
>survives on objects up to 17 days even with sporadic bleach cleaning, 28 without.
>mutates fast (already 8 different strains found)
>asymptomic spreaders.
>no cure
>no vaccine

Now think about it. Restrictions get lifted people are happy.
Finaly freedom! Finaly human contact! PARTY! CLOSE CONTACT! FUCKING!
And trust me thousend over thousends will do that the moment they are allowed back into "normalcy".
Now all it needs is 1 single infected in a country. And we're back to square zero.
I mean sure lets say france has a new surge of infected. alot of countrys will ban travel to and from it. But some wont. And from there it spreads even in countrys with the travel ban.

But people will only realize it mostly 5-28 days later.
Now remember.

>REINFECTION HITS A LOT HARDER AND IS MORE DEADLY

Hospitals will be full with new infections who got it the first time but are still dying quite a lot.
And with reinfections who will die like flies

We should have learned from the Spanish flu

Okay so contribute then user

lovely. another twist in the propaganda
before it was minimalization so the virus can spread unimpeded
now it's panic-mongering so that the West collapses outright
great plan, Chang, except it takes a bit more than this to make the cattle stampede

Post your face when america revolts against lockdowns and reopens everything soon.

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SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT FORBIDS GERIATRIC RESIDENCES INFORM ABOUT THE DEATHS OF OLD PEOPLE BEFORE 8-M DATES
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT FORBIDS GERIATRIC RESIDENCES INFORM ABOUT THE DEATHS OF OLD PEOPLE BEFORE 8-M DATES
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT FORBIDS GERIATRIC RESIDENCES INFORM ABOUT THE DEATHS OF OLD PEOPLE BEFORE 8-M DATES
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT FORBIDS GERIATRIC RESIDENCES INFORM ABOUT THE DEATHS OF OLD PEOPLE BEFORE 8-M DATES

>okdiario.com/espana/gobierno-impide-residencias-informar-muertos-antes-del-8-m-5453724

HIDING NUMBERS, REMEMBER THE 8-M WAS THE FEMINAZI MARCH WHO SPREADED THE VIRUS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, WITHOUT IT THE DEATHS AND CASES WOULD BE 60% LESS

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/cvg/ was talking about reinfection back in february and neuroinvasivness. Before anyone else figured it out. Were you even here?

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if it's safe out there then stop shitposting and take a walk
since you are still shitposting it seems to be not safe

>/cvg/ used to be good
>Yas Forums used to be good
>my life used to be good
>anime posting fags
>incels
you forgot to say schizo glownigger

He wasn't. He showed up a month ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=9ftZdHnHBHo
>Government spreads/allows conspiracies to thrive in order to take the heat off themselves

hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder

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stay mad mutt

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Got you covered.

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Austria controlled really well, I only hear the ambulances passing my flat with sirens only 2-3 times a day now instead of every hour like it was a month ago.
The thing is: Whats the endgame? Lets assume we completly eradicate it, zero cases and we open up. How are we supposed to open our borders? All other countries in europe are getting fucked/stabilizing at an absurdly high rate of infections and deaths.
Seems we go back to some sort of mediveal kind of economy where everything is done within the countries borders instead of with its neighbors

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What is 8-m?

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The mystique is now on the moves being done by Bill Gates and his globalist cronies. Not a fan of satanic panic but money alone can't justify measures currently being shoved down the nations worldwide.

where are the Italian insiders, give me my early fix

I wish I had 5kg of rice.
I only have 2kg.

I still propose that everything someone types online should be read back to them a few months later, forcefully. You boot up your computer and you get a recap of all the things you believed to be true two months ago so you can face how much you were wrong/right about.

The government is literally hiding deaths from Madrid and Catalonia and refuses to include them
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sometimes i think the Romanian shill makes outrages statements just to get capped

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Yes it is. All the stupid retards in this thread are just shitposting over a fake virus.

Interesting times indeed