/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3317 - CCP Virus Editions

REPEAT AFTER ME

I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

Reminder that the final redpill in this game is to shill for nothingburger and herd immunity in order to accelerate infections and thus the destruction of this clown globohomo world

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Rate my PrEP boyssssss

Corona has an R0 of 50+

wtf so IT IS worse than the flu?

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Sweden disproves corona...

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OP likes to fondle young boys.
roughestimate.org/roughestimate/the-crimes-of-tedros-adhanom

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i'd literally rather die than participate in some employment/slavery scheme instead of making money on my own terms and time

I'd just rather die period.

BURGER

Poor Bill the cope gets more deranged every day.
Does he even remember how old he is?

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>It goes down every weekend
Imagine my shock

Reminder that COVID deaths per day is significant.
in 2019 about 58 400 000 died in total.
this makes 160 000 deaths daily. but we don't have all the data, also in some countries death are already a huge chunk of the average
> see pic related

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

SNEED

does he think corona only kills NEETs lol

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WILL SAVE US

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 740,151 (39,068) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,453) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 144,348 (4,547) #6 United Kingdom 120,067 (16,060) #7 China 82,735 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 82,211 (5,118) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 32,655 (3,684) #15 Switzerland 27,740 (1,381) #16 Portugal 20,206 (714) #17 India 16,365 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,696 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 14,385 (1,540) #22 Israel 13,362 (171) #23 South Korea 10,661 (234) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Saudi Arabia 9,362 (97) #27 Poland 9,082 (350) #28 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #29 Romania 8,746 (434) #30 Pakistan 7,993 (159) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,384 (355) #33 Norway 7,078 (165) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,657 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,060 (+48) #2 United Kingdom +5,850 (+596) #3 Spain +1,528 (+410) #4 United States +1,359 (+54) #5 Iran +1,343 (+87) #6 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #7 Saudi Arabia +1,088 (+5) #8 Netherlands +1,066 (+83) #9 Germany +624 (+9) #10 Mexico +622 (+104) #11 Sweden +563 (+29) #12 Portugal +521 (+27) #13 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #14 Pakistan +355 (+16) #15 Ukraine +343 (+8) #16 Poland +340 (+3) #17 Switzerland +336 (+13) #18 Romania +328 (+13) #19 Indonesia +327 (+47) #20 Serbia +324 (+5) #21 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #22 Brazil +203 (+11) #23 Philippines +172 (+12) #24 Kuwait +164 (+1) #25 Denmark +142 (+9) #26 Morocco +135 (+1) #27 Finland +102 (+4) #28 Israel +97 (+7) #29 Oman +86 (+1) #30 Malaysia +84 (+1) #31 Hungary +82 (+17) #32 Slovakia +72 (+1) #33 Panama +63 (+4) #34 Afghanistan +60 (+2) #35 Lithuania +59 (+2)…

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I NEEED a source on this

I'm a NEET, but I will support your right to wagecuck.
roughestimate.org/roughestimate/the-crimes-of-tedros-adhanom

This faggot little virus isn't going to do anything.

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this doesn't even mean anything, does it, doc?

Is it a nothingburger? Am retarded here.

TWO COPS IN GERONA BEATS A FAMILY OF NIGGERS

>as.com/deporteyvida/2020/04/19/videos/1587300102_987518.html
the family break the lockdown 10 previous times so the police got tired of their shit

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/ptg/ and /cvg/ approved

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Sweden's natural death rate is 200/day. Corona is killing more Swedes every day than all other causes already

You had your first period sweetie?
roughestimate.org/roughestimate/the-crimes-of-tedros-adhanom

If its on tv its a nothing burger so yeah

does this mean all leaf posters are jobless neets now?

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Virgin detected.

Blacks BANNED From Shopping In China Due To Coronavirus, 2,335,000 COVID-19 Cases

youtube.com/watch?v=sFCOAs2UrCo

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BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=xEqSOst1dg8

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Glad to see the gloves finally coming off

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>lmao lets blame niggers for everything
I see China really learned from the best.

Soon it will happen to you and your family.

fatality rate of .3-.5%, heavily skewed towards old/very sick people. if you aren't a fat fuck (most of this thread is fucked) or very old, then you have an almost zero chance of dying from this. only way you'll get permanent damage is if you progress to the point of pneumonia.
it's a nothing burger with a tiny side of habbening. the real shit is going to be due to the lockdowns.

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>live in a communist Han ethnostate as a foreigner
why would anybody do this

Unironically do it. I want as many dead Americans as possible

Is there are a world tracker for male virginity numbers?

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OH NONONONONNOON
HERD IMMUNITY BROS YOU GOT TO COCKY

>Concerns with that Stanford study of coronavirus prevalence

statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2020/04/19/fatal-flaws-in-stanford-study-of-coronavirus-prevalence/

I can never not watch this when one of you niggers post it.

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>phospholipid proteomic modifications
No modifications shown so far. And, dear colleague, quite unlikely.

Are wearing people masks/scarfs? How do they practice social distancing?

i wish i had a gf like this but that didnt post videos like this except for me, good teeths and look like this without make ups,aka she doesnt exist

Cant wait until police are treating niggers like this world wide.
nbcnewyork.com/news/local/massive-brooklyn-party-busted-saturday-night-despite-coronavirus-orders/2380446/
The niggers must be contained

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>Spread the message
Is this the totally organic message, not in any way funded by the Tea party, deVos and Koch money?

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she has really nice breasts

Why is it that the niggers at the grocery store are the worst about wearing masks? I've seen them wear them on their chin, around their neck, and TAKE THEM FUCKING OFF TO COUGH AND THEN PUT THEM BACK ON.

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in english doc

It's almost hypnotic isn't it? Her tits are very symmetrical and bouncy.

is there moree? Is there a source???

All this proves is Swedes love their weekends

Data is incomplete.

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i thought i would be able to understand what doctors write at least on the internet mfw

They say that over half of men under 30 in the united states havent had sex over the last year. But its probably fine to have a generation of sexually frustrated young men that society constantly shits on, what could go wrong?

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>The authors’ confidence intervals cannot possibly be accounting for false positives correctly
>It’s perfectly plausible (in the 95% CI sense) that the shocking prevalence rates published in the study are mostly, or even entirely, due to false positives. So the fact that their prevalence CIs don’t go anywhere near zero simply can’t be right.
>Recruitment was done via facebook ads with basic demographic targeting.
What a shit paper and really facebook ads? What the fuck that is a horrible sampling method

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I love these lmfao

why is her face so greasy? it is covered in 地沟油

>tell people to stay inside
>surprised when more people die inside

FAKE VIRUS, LET ME BACK IN MY WAGE CAGE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE POLITICIANS I WILL DIE WITHOUT MY WONDERFUL 10 DOLLAR AN HOUR JOB LET MEEEEE BACKKKK INNNNNNNN.

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This pasta never ceases to amaze me.

only neets and lowlifes are comfortable with the quarantine

based King poster

>cases and deaths drop precipitously due to heavy lockdown procedures
>wow great it worked lets all get back out there before literally anything has changed
We're all fucking doomed.

Just be yourself

simp. this girl is literally a 5/10 chink. work out during quarantine (lol no quarantine for you favela fags anyway), then buy a ticket to china in a few months when this is over. bang the fuck out of chicks way hotter than this piece of trash

Oh and I forgot the best line
>I think the authors of the above-linked paper owe us all an apology. We wasted time and effort discussing this paper whose main selling point was some numbers that were essentially the product of a statistical error.

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Who wants a mask?

youtube.com/watch?v=--pwI4E9tsk

i know this site hates negros but holy shit the tons of bullshit the chinks are getting away this year is mindblowing

Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fatty. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Shanghai Sniffles”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Shanghai Sniffles” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

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favelas actually have enforced control by crime lords though

An infectious virus isn't a civil rights issue. Viruses aren't a political or legal problem.

I like the VHS variant

Confirmed 1,398
Recovered 712
Deaths 19
95.747 tests

So it's fake? I could go outside and get fresh air? I am seriously retarded, but I wanna be safe.

So it's going well for you then?

I think something other than the messag will be spread

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I think bill might invest heavily in flu vaccines ...

Noone blames china because they want the cheap slave-like labor and the brainwashed billion population from there,thats why companies,media and most countries dont have the guts to antagonize them even now

You can only call white men racist user

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Why are higher IQ people having less sex lads?

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at no point did i say that you stupid fucking nigger.
it's not fake but yeah you can go outside and get fresh air, just don't stand right next to people. walk around your neighborhood and keep a safe distance from people. wear a mask if you want to take an extra precaution.

based little lord

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YEEEES, I WANT CARNAGE.
KILL ALL AMERICANS

lel

>Get fucked for the economy dying from no one working.
>Get fucked by the Corona if people try to go back to work.
It's literally a pick your poison game. No one wins and we all fucking die or live miserable lives while our grandchildren will be the ones living comfortably, fuck this shit.

People are on TV i knew they were robots

Been getting these kinds of protests around here. I love it. There's a huge one coming up on the 1st and I genuinely hope we haven't lifted stay-at-home orders by there. The order on my state says you can't have gatherings of 25 people or more, they clearly violated that a few days ago by almost a hundred and we didn't even have police intervention. The "order" is more of a "recommendation" and we have people gathering together to freely protest about how little rights they have while coughing on each other. You have to just let people take responsibility for themselves at some point.

this bullshit is fake and gay.
none of the hospitals in the us are slammed at all.
people are dying of whatever and the docs are being paid to write covid19 as the reason.
these Jews just want their vaccine mandatory. the vaccine that doesn't actually use dead virus cells and is just a poison cocktail. and they want us chipped.

>why wont smart people sleep with a generation of whores
Show us the STD rates of women under 30 roastie

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shitiest pasta on cvg

Because satisfying base impulses are not the be all and end all of life?

such adaptability in the human race

i chuckled

over half the men under 30 contains men who are from year 0 to puberty. vast majority above 15 have. if you are a male and live in america and havent had sex before you're around 11 or so (13/14 at the latest), then you really fucked up

sex and children are a waste of time and effort. Its part of the reasons civilizations collapse the more intelligent people basically self sterilize as they start to put things like family and children into an economic formula and figure out their time is better spend elsewhere

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No, we need to go back to work so Rona can win.

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>Essential worker chad
>Low risk of corona job
>Revenue of business is still high
>Still comfy as fuck at home when I go back and I still have money
Best of both worlds faggot

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baste
> goodnight btw frens, it's midnight here

you can go outside as long as you are:
far from city air
in an area with some wind
not near sewage
not near people

if you are a cityfag you have to stay in your cůckcube

huhh... this is shoop, r-right?

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>Americans

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>2 weeks later
>It turns out it has a death rate of less than half a percent but is so infectious that social distancing doesn't work
Can we stop the larping now?

There's no reason we can't all live perfectly comfortable lives for a couple of months while a vaccine/treatment gets sorted out. There is no reason we have bills to pay right now. There is no excuse to try and collect debts right now.
Keep people working in utilities (which are paid by the state) and 'essential' businesses like food production (which are subsidized by the state...) and we will all be fucking fine.
Start a farm in your back yard.

thanks, saved for future use

Nice work.

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Why are all the world's government's freaking out then?
How are all the government's with opposing and antagonistic doctrines working together?
The world is bigger than the United States of Muttistan you know?

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Good night philippino bro

>shopping in the same store as black people

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Don't forget to close your windows. You wouldn't want to catch corona from a mosquito.

It's not fake. It's a thing that becomes a bigger problem the more people are exposed to each other. No reason why you can't go for a walk and enjoy some fresh air, the virus isn't just roaming around in the air looking for victims, you'd need another human being carrying it to transmit it to you in some manner, like coughing or sneezing.

That is really cute user
Thanks

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Vegas MIGA cucks had a protest demanding businesses open back up.
Sadly most of them were Trump supporters.
Now don't get me wrong. I voted for Trump.
Trump left it up to the governors to decide.
Of course Nevada Governor is anti-Trump cuck.
I do not support the protests.
I am an essential employee and I hate how both the left and the right want to make this into a political issue,
/blog

Here have some OC Blonde CoronaChan!

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multi-strain drifting!!!