April Miracle?

Artificial jump. We've seen this happen before. The way that the government doled out the stimulus packages, a worker's revolution is imminent, as soon people will NOT be able to support themselves.
I'm not a commie, I don't say this as a "WEEEEE" I'm happy thing, this is just what is going to happen. Our economy is doomed, America will fall, very soon.

I guess I’ll pay off my house then

The stock market is not connected to the real economy at all. The Fed has shown they're willing to buy no matter what. If stock prices crash, the whole credit system will implode. They'll kill the dollar if that's what it takes.

This rally is so fucking fake. The question is where to hide the money as the cash will be worthless soon as well. I don’t trust “gold on paper” and good luck buying physical gold these days.

So stonks are safer than greenbacks at this point: ya think. If inflation happens then the theory the stonks also inflate? I have thought about that

Would now have to look these up in detail. Point is that I assume the Dollar we know will be "allowed" to crash after Trump's reelection ... replacing it with a new Dollar based on precious metal standard. At the same time whole economy will be pulled out of China. Western Europe will be dropped and fall into anarchy while new geostrategic interest for US will be Three Seas Initiative. "Loyal" companies will be saved through this crisis, the rest will die together with the old Dollar, the Fed and the affiliated globalist networks. Reconsider your portfolio based on this information, I am quite convinved by now this is how it will play out. IF Trump is reelected ofc! This is why we see the Trumpbux now ... because it does not fucking matter by the end of the year but will buy "trust" with the population.

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Petro stonks are a bargain right now. They got double slammed by the fever and a price war. Gas won't stay this cheap.

Gold is a safe bet. Anyone with a brain knows that stocks are overvalued, but my first statement was also true. There is no precedent for this situation. Disney is rebounding despite closing all their parks indefinitely and furloughing all but 200 workers. Who the fuck can say?

What are some good long term dividend stocks?

Gold is a meme investment, it won't help you. Equities are the best invesment

Only utilize dividend stocks if you have lots of money and time to reap the rewards. Regardless, some high dividend stocks are Whirlpool (5.88) IBM (5.89) and Exon (8.61)

Petro is cheap but will demand ever reach its prior highs? I think globalism is dead as well as ubiquitous air travel, large public assembly, and telework will become routine, as corps abandon offices and associated high rents. If this happens while battery based alternatives become normalized then petro is doomed. Note: I do have cheap Phillips 66 and ConocoPhillips as I type this

Assuming a "normal" situation I would agree with you. However, if you knew today which companies will be treated as "loyalists" when the Dollar hits the fan ... yes, then go for these. Otherwise, I am not talking "investment", I am talking financial survival until the world reboots.

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Cashed out most of my options last week. Strike date is in a month or so but i wanted to lock in the profits. I think another dip is coming. Once this corona thing goes past may people will freak again.

Especially Gold on paper. Unless you can procure gold coins I would not consider, and if you can get coins how do you store them. I don’t want a half a million in gold in my house, and I wouldn’t trust anyone else to store it

Alcohol and Ammo make more sense than gold - who wants useless metal when people are starving to death?

Petro will be cut back to domestic demand. US energy autarky. Part of the deal to get Russians away from New Silk Road will be concessions regarding oil sales to Europe. Need Russia's cooperation to starve the chinks.

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The scenario I predict won't have US or Central Europe starve. Western Europe, yes ... if you live there I'd invest in post-SHTF "currencies". Although I'd recommend cigarettes ... trade them single, not in packs. ;)

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Production companies are shutting down wells all over the fucking place and most aren’t scheduled to start back up until june at the earliest, but even consultants know it’s gonna take longer than that for shit to pick back up. I’d wait until may to invest your money with any company at this time unless you’re buying FTS or similar which is like $0.20 per share right now

Here is my take on the dollar: if it is gonna crash why are Apple and Berkshire holding so much?

Whatever you pick it will be wrong.

Wait for 2Q earnings. Shit's gonna tank. If it's not WMT, CLX or COST, expect to lose.

Its pretty safe to assume that the financial markets will operate in whatever fashion is opposite of what Yas Forums largely predicts. That is because Yas Forums is full of degenerates who pray for the world to burn, and are wrong 99% of the time.

While the autists on Yas Forums prayed for the world markets to collapse, and advised anyone with a portfolio to liquidate it, I've been slowly purchasing the underlying dips that provoke their insanity. So far, its been paying off tremendously.

>but rather expect Japs and Central Europe.

Wtf..

this money looks awesome

the crash was faker

You are right, the motto is always doing the opposite of what Yas Forums and Yas Forums always say, kek. You always make money if you do the opposite of what these retards say.

The only thing propping up this economy is the 6 trillion dollars that were injected as a last ditch effort to avoid total collapse. Come the last week of june you’ll know how bad things really are

you would be right if you didn't wait for confirmation like a little bitch, now it's iffy

I bought in late March when the Dow was at 20k and I've already made 10% on my investment.

I'm kinda nervous tho and I think this whole premature go back to work thing will shock the market once there are second and third waves of illnesses, crashing the market to new lows.

There will be another dip when people realize the economy took a much bigger hit than expected, and things won't be normal again to people come off unemployment 4-5 months from now, I expect a strong market in the fall, wild up and downs this summer.

I'm holding June Spy puts.

If you think companies are worth just as much when shit's shut down and people are teetering on default you're dumb.

Or that someone's going to flip a switch and everyone's going to run out and spend money just like they used to in a week or a month or 6 months u dumb

If you take investment advice from these idiots, you deserve to lose your money. Buy and hold. The US economy is already opening back up; the world will follow.

I’m currently positioning my consulting business to focus on natural gas users and producers. Power generation levels have remained relatively stable despite stay at home and shutdown orders but when shale producers start shutting in liquid hydrocarbons, NG supplies will go down and there’s no easy way to store NG, so current stock will start dwindling and summer hits and energy usage goes up. NG prices didn’t suffer as bad as liquid hydrocarbon and our current NG clients are still going full tilt boogie.

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If you are talking about software development.
Work with a pajeet once. Your concerns will be eased.

gold isn't an investment, it's a store of value for pussies

Things will go back to the way they were, the Goverments will just need to lend money to people like a social credit in order to bounce the economy back. Sure a lot of small business will fold but there is be new fresh demand from some key sectors, which will mean new business will open up and fill the void with products and jobs.