How do I immigrate to Sweden? I tried of being locked down I want to be free and Sweden is free.
How do I immigrate to Sweden? I tried of being locked down I want to be free and Sweden is free
Cooper Mitchell
Aiden Wright
Put on blackface and show up at the border. The state will give you a free house and a blonde QT wife.
Ethan Wright
Since you're already a mutt just claim to be a refugee and they'll take you in straight away.
Joshua Green
in 2009 it used to be you just turn up in sweden and burn your passport, back then the waiting period for a home was about 7 years so I didn't bother applying.
Christian Watson
years of waiting in a virtual line while they are putting muslims priority
Connor Garcia
>Be brown person
>Claim to be oppressed refugee
>have red carpet rolled out for you
Mason Anderson
This language seems hard to learn.
Justin Wilson
It's actually very easy and one of the simplest languages for English speakers to learn. The hardest part is the fact that definite articles are included at the end of nouns, but you get used to that within a week.
Alexander Cooper
Thanks I think I will be Swedish in no time! Pic related it's me.
Cooper Nelson
>implying you HAVE to do that
just half-ass at them in Danish it's like a 3 month job to learn and it's basically the same language. Also it's far more effective at getting a point across than hearing Swedes constantly correct you with badling bullshit they learned in grade school
Lucas Long
OH NO IT'S TOO LATE I'M ALREADY SO ADVANCED
Julian Hill
This
Jeremiah Wood
>Moves to Sweden
>Killed by random grenade thrown through window
Christopher Diaz
rape someone
Jonathan Russell
Unfortunately I have blue eyes, I'm tall and I have a high IQ. Impossible for me to LARP as anything but the offspring of an SS family.
Jose Fisher
As an invader of the shitskin persuasion, you usually don't even have to learn the language anyway.
Daniel Lewis
I’m there, but I want BBC
Carson Wood
Are (((,they))) locking down Sweden yet? What's going on Lars?
Ian Morales
NAME: user
DOB: JAN 1st 1899
OCCUPATION: TOWN RAPIST
James Rivera
Looking very Swedish, good sir! Just change the t-shirt for something more progressive like a refugees welcome t shirt or a I love Muslim semen t shirt.
Eli Hall
just speak English
Jason Brooks
i lived in sweden my whole life, never been grenanded
Benjamin Baker
You have to suck a lot of dick
Jeremiah Sanchez
No weed stores...
Jack Clark
I love being in D*nes heads. We waste no energy on you while you waste your life away on us. Really goes to show who the master and the servant is.
Ayden Miller
we are now in the timeline where sweden is the cool guy. I can barely keep up with all these plot twists.
John Flores
Done.
Asher White
>gayswedenistan
>puts grannies in prison for posting naughty opinions on social networks
>free
Noah Gutierrez
>Haha you roasting the fuck out of us makes us the winners
Sweden I like you guys, please stop committing national suicide
Cooper Perez
I believe it was Ronald Reagan who said, "Sweden is the last bastion of hope and freedom." He then proceeded to burn the American flag behind him.
Jack Stewart
You'll find less niggers in Nigeria.
Sebastian Myers
you dont lol
t. immigrant
Jace Lee
Day of the røde pølse will come soon, Sven.