Brit/pol be British, don't respond to tripfaggs edition

Old bread
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8233761/Traffic-light-lockdown-schools-weeks.html

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brit/pol/ in a nutshell

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FIRST FOR BLACK PUDDING PORK PIES

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Inb4

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why do schools have to reopen i don't want to go back to work

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reminder that this virus killed at least 1.5% of china's population in around 3 months. it's going to be much worse in the uk once they drop the lockdown.

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Traitorous cunt
>Michael Gove defends Boris Johnson's leadership after 'off-beam' claims PM 'skipped five Cobra meetings' at start of coronavirus outbreak - with 'nothing done for WEEKS' when it was clear UK faced outbreak
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8233835/Boris-Johnson-missed-five-Cobra-meetings-coronavirus.html

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>Reminder to report Pube/Manhands & Canceranon for off-topic posts and report the lads that fuel them by replying to them.

Be fucked you fat slag

REMINDER BLACK PUDDIN SCOTCH EGGS ARE FOOKIN LUSH

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prove im fat :D
post your belly

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>trusting Chinese government figures
Naive.

The DPRK has no need for GCHQ agents like 'Patriotic Alternative', all groups live in harmony under the eternal guidance of Kim Il Sung and his teachings about Juche.
youtube.com/watch?v=dYgDh9fi_1w

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How many of our vulnerable BAMEs will coof to death today? More or less than yesterday?

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>stealing our thunder
>doing our work for us
i have mixed feelings about you user x

Will the clapping ever stop lads?

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>prove im fat
YOU'D EAT SOME THING LIKE THIS

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if DPRK is like being on lockdown i want some of it

>guys I’m totally a man it’s just coincidence that I have man hands, man face, man tits and obviously wear a wig

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Imagine raising your daughter for 18 years for her to go off in the world and eventually make softcore pornography for attention and/or money :^)

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Discusting cunt, you have a snowflake chance in hell against proper pussy

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Too brown looking. I mean what is that? I look whiter than her darn it. What are you doing bongs?!?

id like to welcome you all to the manhands show

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I wish Amazon would stop recommending me Kindle books and putting them at the top of my search results, I do not have a Kindle and I have no wish to buy one. They know everything else about me, so why do they not know this?

I don't know anybody who did that personally user. Their parents are fuckups.

actually this could be quite comfy

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That's not Alice lol

She is Welsh, they are dark little creatures descended from shipwrecked baboons

What makes you say PA is GCHQ?

first for wearing wigs even to sleep in lmao

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IMAGINE USEING BLACK PUDDING INSTEAD OF BREAD WHEN MAKING A SAMMICH

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That looks amazing.

my favourite part last night was her sucking up to canceranon and pube and asking pube to smoke weed and fuck for a week as if pube actually believes it’s not a man desperate for cock because their fiancé beats them

What a fucking loser pedo, in his dress a wig, these perverts need to be destroyed.

Great, names and trips are back, they'll all be back by this evening you watch..

They know, that you know, that they know, you have no kindle
>Get PC and amazon book ripping soft
nSaneDown
Thank me later

Sunday and Monday are usually a bit slow, and the practice of including deaths from weeks ago means the daily tally is pretty worthless. Hospital admissions and ICU occupancy are decent metrics and are both going down.

if you think this isn't manhands/pol/ look around :D

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Oaft heart attack sandwich but my god it would be worth it

>see a post that apparently UK's fatality rate is around 12% for covid19

what the fuck, isn't the rest of the world seeing around 0.2%?

Manny really lost his shit last night

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>pedotranny

I firmly believe, she is
>Could post you my dick pick as a souce, but I'm not gay, so you'll have to trust me on that one

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BLACK PUDDING MATE, ITS THE FUTURE

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Most of those deaths are actually suicides, people are throwing themselves into the road willingly

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It's tough being a consumer and seeing poorly targeted advertising. You should watch a marvel film to cheer yourself up

my power level is through the roof
absolutely dominating threads left and right BOOM BOOM BOOM

>he takes screenshots of my posts
LOL :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this is fantastic

(you) for (you)
business is a boomin

i run the most lucrative (you) farm on Yas Forums

this

it's much worse than the "experts" say it is. the average CFR outside of china is around 25%, even with practically every country underreporting their deaths. the second wave is going to hit even harder thanks to mutations and reinfections.

this

Honestly, she is just average. And she has mad slutvibes.

That gif is at least 2 years old and is everywhere on the internet, how can it be an instagram leak? lol