I converted to Islam yesterday. Ask me anything

Islam is for weak people who are content with being ignorant.

Ok roach.

Islam is quite based. It's not degenerate like Christianity. Islam is a living community that can rely on each other unlike in western decadent individualism.

If you ever step foot on Indian soil I'll personally saw your head off and decorate my shrine dedicated to Lord Shiva with it. Islam is cancer and the only cure is the merciless genocide of all muslims, women and children included. Kys.

When did fucking children and goats become based?

>Ask me anything.
How do you get your dick peeled when you're an adult?
Do you feel enlightened that the holy jewish rays of elohim now reach your exposed glans penis now that it is an antenna ready for reception?

>I joined it because it's based
That's a meme answer, though.
Why would you join something because "it's based", even *if* Islam were "based"? What the fuck even makes it based?

Based

Post that brown hand with a timestamp, Hamid.

>Yes we can be a generous, living Islamic community with all the neetbux the decadent, individualistic whites give us. We can't do that back at home with our own money, but with other people's resources and institutions we can be the community we were always supposed to be.

fuck off
I was fucking born into this and you think you can just put an cap and grab a Quran and you're a Muslim??

>Islam is a living community that can rely on each other
>Muh team muhammad/muh team Ali

Rely on each other to be in perpetual civil war for all eternity...

They will never accept you, other german guy in ISIS was used as a cumdump.

Based India.

>Islam is quite based. It's not degenerate like Christianity.
In my opinion Christianity is based though. Why don't you like it?
>Islam is a living community that can rely on each other unlike in western decadent individualism.
Churches here are living communities (besides the churches populated by old people like methodists and anglicans). In Germany it might be different, but here there are many churches that fit what you are looking for

That's not true. Question your negative views of Islam. You will realize that false prejudices and arbitrary dislike are the roots of your Islamophobia. Open your eyes.

Had you actually started practicing Islam, you would know that no one converts to Islam. You revert to Islam. Muslims believe everyone is born a Muslim.

Now go away larp fag

Sounds stupid enough to be from an actual Muslim

Have you got your harem yet?

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All power Islam has in the west is from Jews. That's proof it's a fake, golem religion.

This brown Germany thing really is real.

So this is why the Amerimutt meme is dying. White Germans finally took a walk outside and began to feel like hypocrites.

hello based department?

Before you ruin your life, watch testimonies from ex-muslims who converted to Christianity

Poohammed is the profit, piss be upon him.

Christianity has degenerated. Look at Christian societies today. They're a disgusting shame. Christianity has not only failed to stop this development, but has supported it. Islam is the only power that stands against degenerated modernity.

Ok, I opened my eyes and found out your prophet fucked a 9 year old. I still hate islam and think every muslim should be rounded up and gassed.
Now what?

If rather be a Muslim than a wageslave in kike run transatlantic sphere. Good job, OP.

Islam is full of shit , they're responsible for a crap ton of US attacks

Islam means enlightenment, honouring the family, living together in peace as a community. To be strong as a community and to be able to resist all challenges.

This fucking turban twister isn't German, and he didn't convert yesterday.

>Checks history... Yep yep, muhammad was a peado.

foreskin removal when

Why would you convert to a false religion?

I love poo now ?!

I hope the girl was worth it. Must be really hot.

Dont forget fucking goats, marrying your first cousin and producing incest babies with sub-70IQs and a laundry list of genetic defects!

>Germany

lol

It also means getting your dick peeled.

Spill the beans, Sören.
Tell me all about your peeled dick antenna for Elohim.

Did your local imam pay for the procedure?
How are you dealing with your peeled dick around those hot islam chicas now?

A family doesn't come from nothing, you know?
So, how does it feel to have your dick peeled as an adult?

well Christianity is even more divided between catholics protestants orthodox, how is that any different than what you are criticizing?

What did saint Paul preach that was so offensive to muslims that they decided Christianity was corrupt? Or was it really all about being allowed to raid and pillage and the reward of 72 virgins when you died in battle?

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Why would anyone give a shit.

Have you cut the tip of your dick yet ? If not you're no muslim.

On 21 October 2014, ex-Muslim atheist activist Ahmed Harqan featured in a debate on the popular Egyptian talk show Taht al Koubry ("Under the Bridge"). He explained why he had become an atheist and said that Islam is a "harsh religion", which was being implemented by Islamic State (ISIS) and Boko Haram. They are doing "what the Prophet Muhammad and his companions did," said Harqan. Four days later, in the evening of 25 October, he and his pregnant wife Nada Mandour (Saly) Harqan (also an atheist), were attacked by a lynch mob and escaped assassination when they fled to a nearby police station.[200] Instead of taking action to help Harqan and his wife, the police officers further assaulted them and they were imprisoned, charged with blasphemy and "defamation of religion" under article 98 in the Egyptian penal code for asking "What has ISIS done that Muhammad did not do?" on the talk show. Harqan's appearance provoked weeks of outcry from Islamic religious broadcasters and prompted much-watched follow-up shows.[201]

right, you do irt

>German flag
Imagine my shawkc.

This is simply wrong. It is obvious that you have no idea about Islam and probably have no interest in it. This is a serious mistake. Islam means enlightenment in a world that has gone blind. In a world where only the individual is relevant and morality is destroyed and corrupted every day. Where does your hatred come from? You have nothing to lose but everything to gain. Why don't you go to a mosque and give it a try?

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Only jew is even stronger

Dick intact boys?