why did he do it bros ?
Why did he do it bros ?
to get to the other side.
If only he knew how bad things would really be.
Pussy
Jews forced him to live on land.
autism
Out of the frying pan into the fire flop flop flop
If he'd known about the trannies he would have turned 360 degrees and went right back
probably yo get away from his wife.
Water was too mainstream
REVOLT
Implying we descend from fucking fish
underrated if pun intended
pas toi, tu descends de dieu! mais les restes de nous, oui
WE WUZ FISH N SHEIT
Back to /his/, annalnigger
To make profit from unexploited lands, see? this is why capitalism is natural and works
Anyone wgo believes in evolution is literally retarded. I'm using literally correctly.
This one was part nigger
Vision. An animal can see better through air than water so it's easier to get food on dry land.
What makes you think he didn't?
Fack.
I don't resent him, there was probably not enough food in the sea (or too many predators idk), but we wouldn't be in the shitstorm we currently are in if only he didn't.
"Life always find a way" they said...
Anyway grand-(x20)-pa, you managed to survive and get laid, more than I will ever accomplish.
If you watch me from above, I hope that you are not too ashamed of me.
Oh user
Without the "anarcho", yeah, it does. Your form gets out-competed by fascists all day, Jew.
Nat-Soc ftw
Kek I wish I could shoop a merchant in the corner. Or underwater.
To get away from the seakikes and schools of niggerfish
Yer mum took a dump after mohammed raped her asshole, that's where you descended from.
It was a dare with his buddies. Chads have been at the forefront of evolution from the beginning.
Uh, it's actually the other way around dumbass.
There was a fucking niggerfish in the same pond and he thought "fuck this shit, I'm out of here, I don't care if I fucking die just get me away from this niggerfish."
Escaping the fishnogs.
RARE
and nigger level IQ apparently
Found the christcuck.
lungfish evolved in flood plains.
when said flood plains dried out earlier than usual, mutations allowed a few fish to survive.
>evolve lungs
>420 blaze it faget
>aethists and (((labrats)))want to believe I came from a fish
That thing doesn't even have hair or hands how tf does anybody fall for le Darwin's retarded scam?
Obviously this.
He was hungry
Muh evolution
We all come from muh one cell
Muh natural selection
retard
The same way all ecological expansion happens:
1) Tribe exists
2) Tribe breeds as much as the local food supply allows
3) Winter or any other unfavorable time comes where food is scarse
4) Strongest specimen expulse the weakest speciemen from their environment violently
5) 99.9% of expulsed specimen die
6) 0.01% finds a new food source the original tribe didn't have access to either through sheer luck, a new idea or through a perk of genetic variation
7) Other members of the original tribe copy the new survival strategy and join the newly formed tribe
8) both tribes spend a couple of thousand years without much contact to each other and boom you`ve got a new species
I mean he saw pussy on land
next best thing
Lol. When will atheists realize that their frustration over fictional characters is autistic as fuck?
Imagine making your whole identity around the fact that you don't like what other people do with their free time, lol. Fucking pathetic. It's never chads that bitch this much about religion.
I'm at the Primordial soup
t. i watched bill nye videos and graduated high school
>6
>7
normies ruin everything
No one is bitching about your religion, we are just calling you a retarded nigger.
>We all come from muh one cell
Actually, this is a classic question in evolutionary biology. Do all species on earth come from a single origin?
Genetically, it would seem so.
But what if there were two different cellular origins, and one path was lost in a mass extinction.
>constantly force religion down peoples’ throats
>some want to execute nonbelievers
>some countries DO execute nonbelievers
>treat people like they are morally bankrupt without worshipping their God
“I don’t like your religion, please keep it out of my life.”
>NOOOOO STOP OPPRESSING MEEEE WORSHIP MY JEW ON A STICKERINO NOOO
retard