/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3312 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,344,964 (+14,171) ► Died: 161,191 (+548) ► Day: 101 (-16:18:39)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,431 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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>INFO
Korean CDC suspects reactivation is a reality
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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17 year old without conditions dies in the US
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CDC recommends wearing masks in public, against WHO advise
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20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
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>REMINDER
French media: Nobel laureate says virus combined with HIV in lab
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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>LATEST
402 new cases and 5 new deaths in Pakistan
1,047 new cases and 25 new deaths in India
256 new cases and 17 new deaths in Japan
117 new cases and 50 new deaths in Italy
683 new cases and 25 new deaths in Washington state
149 new cases and 4 new deaths in Nebraska

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youtube.com/watch?v=0KEwrcdEIww
archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/
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You guys are the most PATHETIC bunch on this planet.

You wish for the destruction of this world and you are LAUGHING?
You make this virus into a cartoon girl to jack off to it?

PEOPLE. ARE. DYING.
This isn't a movie. It's real life. People are SUFFERING and STARVING.
The Global Economy is in Shambles. It's the END of globalization as we know it.

And you all WANT this to happen and get WORSE???? I'd say that's pretty based. Godspeed coronachan.

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It's both hilarious and kinda sad to see the recessed mind of a quintessential happeningtard generate as much cope as possible to fuel his delusions of the world ending and spiral deeper into his paranoia induced delirium until he's convinced anybody that doesn't conform to his world view is either a shill or a moron.

First it was:
>TWO MORE WEEKS BRO ITS TOTALLY HAPPENING WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE TRUST ME I MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO 6TH GRADE BEFORE DROPPING OUT BRO

The it was
>THE PEAK BRO WE HAVENT HIT THE PEAK YET WHEN WE HIT THE PEAK EVERYBODY DIES DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

Now it's
>SECOND WAVE BRO CANT YOU SEE THE SECOND WAVES COMING TO KILL US ALL HOW CAN YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I'M A JOBLESS NEET WITH SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS WHO LIVES ON THE INTERNET I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

It's over. Yes this glorified flu was a bit concerning at the start when it spread a little too fast, but as the graph shows, it's under control.

China is back to normal, Italy, Spain, France and UK show a clear negative slope and US will hit its peak in the nest two weeks. The world will return back to normal and the happening you so wished for is never going to come to pass.

Here's the harsh truth, you were losers before all this, and you will be losers after. I can see why you wished for the end, it would absolve you of facing the reality of the fact that you're worthless and a disappointment to your parents. Well, we all had our fun in this little shitshow, but it's over now, time to get back into the real world.

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Wonder what happened to the mexican making these recolours

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You had me in the first half, pajeet.

Actually, things were happening, like social distancing and so on.
Keep lurking...

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Why is it that so many countries now report deaths and cases at separate times? You would think they'd be getting both numbers from the hospitals at the same time no?

Hopefuly he's finishing the rest

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 738,923 (39,015) #2 Spain 195,944 (20,639) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 143,724 (4,538) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,735 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Russia 42,853 (361) #11 Belgium 38,496 (5,683) #12 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 16,365 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,675 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,362 (171) #23 South Korea 10,661 (234) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Poland 9,082 (350) #27 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #28 Romania 8,418 (434) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,993 (159) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,242 (346) #33 Norway 7,069 (164) #34 United Arab Emirates 6,781 (41) #35 Czech Republic 6,657 (181)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,060 (+48) #2 Belgium +1,313 (+230) #3 Mexico +622 (+104) #4 United Arab Emirates +479 (+4) #5 Pakistan +355 (+16) #6 Ukraine +343 (+8) #7 Poland +340 (+3) #8 Indonesia +327 (+47) #9 Bangladesh +312 (+7) #10 Brazil +203 (+11) #11 Philippines +172 (+12) #12 Kuwait +164 (+1) #13 United States +131 (+1) #14 Israel +97 (+7) #15 Malaysia +84 (+1) #16 Hungary +82 (+17) #17 Slovakia +72 (+1) #18 Panama +63 (+4) #19 Afghanistan +60 (+2) #20 Bolivia +27 (+1) #21 Estonia +16 (+2) #22 New Zealand +9 (+1) #23 South Korea +8 (+2) #24 Bulgaria +6 (+1) #25 Romania (+13) #26 Moldova (+4) #27 Spain +1,528 #28 Singapore +596 #29 Finland +102 #30 Oman +86 #31 Lithuania +59 #32 Czech Republic +51 #33 Kyrgyzstan +48 #34 Kazakhstan +46 #35 Armenia +43…

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GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THE CURRENT SITUATION

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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anyone has the video where chink cops beating a nigger with sticks?

Need time to edit those numbers user
Can't go counting those pesky not-widely-acknowledged-symptom deaths as coronachan even though they totally are.
Just unrelated organ failure goyim go back to work

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I was helping him translate the text and I didn't save any of them. I hope he reposts them later

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My dad is obese and has diabetes. He's 67. I'm afraid the virus will kill him if he gets it.

it is currently mutating to a zombie virus in India. Just like world war z

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Lockdown slowed it down and now everyone got cocky and starts to lift them before it's over

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mutating sure, but source on zombie?

It's fucking fucked, m8. No end in sight. Seasonal airborne viral pneumonia with no treatments and little lasting immunity, with chronic illness in at least 9% of all cases.

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thats weird

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You do know other related deaths are way down, right?

Not virus related pneumonia deaths have fallen off a cliff.

Then make sure he doesn't

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Virus is super infectious, never leaves your body, and slowly eats your organs every time your autoimmunity drops a little bit. 2% of world population is infected, but we already know that sooner or later 70% of people will get it. The only way not to eventually die from it will be some supervaccine created by Bill Gates, China, Google, or Israel.

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> even more digits
it's gonna infect their brains and make them crave flesh, just like whatever the fuck that was that got blamed on bath salts a couple years ago

Same boat. Grandma almost 82, skinny but type 1 diabetes and palpitations here and there. Wishing (You) and yours the best.

You do know that chart is always heavily revised after the fact right?
Have you *seen* the new overall death rate counters?

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Chinks are disgusting

Reminder that the 10k deaths single day is utter bullshit too as it was just New York adding 3k deaths from lots of previous days combined

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AT LEAST WE DIDN'T ANTAGONIZE ANY CHINESE LEADERS CHING CHONG SUCK CHANGS DING DONG

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The vaccine shills are out in full force today

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Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

Everyone has become a jobless NEET thanks to corona

Rudy Eugene

Where did all the webms of chinese falling over go? And all the one's where people where locking their neighbors in their home? Don't let it sink down the memory hole!

There is always lag in collection of data. Pic related. Also, social distancing works on all contagious diseases, not only corona

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Same with mine, worst part is that if he dies and I don't want to keep doing his job, many small businesses will die due to lack of supplies.

in short a woman both cries out for masculine protection whilst calling said protection rape.
youtu.be/c-8Ro8IOAL4
this is the beginning gentlemen... their instincts are showing due to fear... their programming is faltering and the realization that they in no way preserve, protect or sustain society, that they are merely benefactors. double down on the patriarchy angle boys. dont let their dreams be dreams! we need some emotional memes to show men in hazmat gear shopping for their wife whos in the kitchen LET THEM YEARN FOR OUR PROTECTION!

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Comet is passing in may right? Most likely when mutation begins.

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Blormpf

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paradigmnaija.com/guinea-arrests-all-chinese-nationals-and-threatens-to-deport-them-if-guineans-in-china-fail-to-return-safely/

Guinea Arrests All Chinese Nationals And Threatens To Deport Them If Guineans In China Fail to Return Safely

Fuck diplomacy
TOTAL
WAR

youtube.com/watch?v=0KEwrcdEIww
Guys, don't worry, most of the world has developed immunity! #liftthelockdown

checked
here they are: archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/

KEK forgot your cuckalonia memeflag didn't you schizo fuck, gotta take another hit of meth-glue quick!

I'll get my chances of dodging it rather than getting pozzed by their vaccine.

Why arent they just shooting these chinese spys.

Fuck off bogan don't you have some winnie blues to suck down?

Based. Where's my asian death cult gf goddamnit?

I just wanna work honestly, home sucks nothing to do

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that policeman is ded by now.

Owen Benjamin?

>infected get vivid halucinations
>they all somehow see the same thing
>Corona-Chan made herself "real" to all of humanity

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>Rudy Eugene
five empty water bottles, if it was meth his brain would have leaked out his ears lol
some sort of fucking mutated rabies probably, fuck knows
few other cases since, mostly involving hoboes so I suspect zoonosis with no or very limited human to human transmission

“Oh God I’ve gotta work. I’ve gotta do labour! MUST SLAVE FOR MR GOLDSTEIN!!”

we're all doomed. do whatever crazy shit you wanted to in the apocalypse.

It’s Trump with a makeover

there they go, now we just need some russian plants to fire a few shots and the amerimutts gonna be up in flames

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oh please no. that flat earth retard mother fucker.