537 lbs man here ask me anything

Ofcourse its the fucking leaf

looks like a stretchy sack of skin
i can take showers now
no conditions, at my heaviest i was 630+ lbs
havent drank soda in over a year but when i did my favorite was sprite
stopped giving a fuck and just let it take control
above
no
see above

man i must be 260 at worst these days and i feel faint and like my heart is going to explode all the time, i cannot imagine how the hell youre still alive

I'm a freelance cameraman for My 600-lb Life on occasion. Would you be interested in being on the show?

Ever get your hormones checked

Are you suicidal?

Why don't you own a monkey?

Final question: How much would you be happy weighing? You can pick a range that includes or excludes your current weight.

I am intrigued. I mean, is your current body the one you expect to remain in until death? Are you making it more comfortable, less comfortable, what level of control do you have over that situation?

Does it take a freight train to transport you from place to place?

How the fuck did you got so fat? What do you eat and how much of it?

are you going to do calorie restriction or liposuction?

what do you ACTUALLY eat per day to maintain your mass?

Politics

How long did it take you to film Fahrenheit 9/11?

Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.

at what age were you molested?

Height and BMI?

General mobility?

are you even capable of killing yourself or are you inept at that too

Post pics of your tits please, especially if you have huge nipples

You have a mental illness. Whether it’s the eating disorder that led to your current state or the depression, laziness, and lack of discipline that keeps you there. You gotta get past it user. Discipline is hard for all of us, but it gets easier with repetition and routine. It won’t get easier quickly, but you have to keep at it. Good luck. If you don’t change you’re going to die bud.

>537 lbs man here ask me anything

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If your legit you came to the wrong place to host an ama, try kedo, ask Yas Forums for advice, but you’ll get nothing from this cesspool

How do you feel when you breathe while resting? Also, do you smoke?

I was a smoker and had a few pounds of extra weight about a decade ago, and now that I've been thin, exercised, and dropped smoking for quite a few years, I think the difference in breathing is like night and day. I don't snore anymore at night and breathing manually actually feels bretty good.

Good luck losing that shit, you'd have to lose about 300lbs to look somewhat normal at you'd have lose skin hanging to the floor. You're fucked.

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the hell is wrong with you

dont know how i am
never took medicines nor was i ever diabetic
nein, my story would be boring since ive been actually losing weight and my life is no longer a mess
im sure my hormone level was off the roof at my worst
not anymore
no money
not a specific weight but i would like to be down to wearing a size large t shirt one of these days, and no its not the body ive always wanted, i always knew i was a worthless sack of shit and once upon a time i wanted to kill myself to ease the burden on everyone, everything changed when i started caring about only me
no, i drive a piece of shit civic
used to eat 4 mcdoubles at a time with 2 kingsized fries and a super gulp from 7-11
ive been doing calorie restriction and i actually read the sticky on Yas Forums
i used to eat alot of fast food and garbage but now i start the morning with 2 boiled eggs and a cup of boiled oats in water
i voted trump
lol
amen
never was
6'1, dont know my bmi, and now im the most mobile ive been since senior year in high school to the point where i can run + jog on the treadmill for 30 minutes straight
no
nah son i aint gay
its not a mental illness its laziness, and i beat it to the point where i have a home gym now
kek
i would but majority of Yas Forums is gay and this is generally my home board
now i feel fine, i used ot have trouble breathing whenever i went to the bathroom to the point where i couldnt breathe right for minutes at a time
i wouldnt mind the skin, if anything it wouod be a reminder not to fall down again

How did you get to where your are?
Why do you not have a sense of self worth that prevented you from essentially killing yourself?

better to be skinny with giant skin flaps than be fat and dying dude

Can you see your penis? If not can you find your penis?

He could probably use that excess skin to become a flying squirrel.

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whats your favorite video game

become a vegetarian, it will honestly save your life, you're fat because you have grown accustomed to fast food and easy calories, cut that shit out now!

Why the fuck are you 537 lbs you fat fuck!

how is your libido

>everything changed when i started caring about only me

well, you need to be MORE selfish if you want to fit that large t shirt. perhaps for a start you can order your family members to make a more comfortable life for you. then as your environment improves you might see yourself becoming less lazy with it.

im fat too, its ok

pic related, its me

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Dude, cunts fucked.

Go with this:

1.
- Eggs (2-3)
- Collagen

2. (30 minutes to 1 hour later)
- Red meat: Beef (with thyme + parsley)

3. (5 hours later)
- Watermelon

4. (1 hour later)
- Red meat: Beef (with thyme + parsley)

5. (5 hours later)
- Milk
- Yoghurt

Time frames are digestion times, shouldn't be mixing certain foods. All food listed is everything you then and then a little extra.

The absolute state of amerimutts

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Damn dude, save some pussy for us.

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are you a fem user?

I eat at mcds maybe 4 times a year and when I do I get 4 or 5 McDeuces, a large fry, and a large soda. I eat pizza probably about 40 times a year though. I'm addicted. Good luck user I hope you set out to achieve what you want and I mean that sincerely.