Tonight is the night. I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death...

Tonight is the night. I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death. Yas Forums you were my brothers during these last painful years. Post your best Yas Forums humor in my memory.

Pic related. It's me.

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I'm bored, 5 and we get our Civil War.

Only newfags will respond to this

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FAGGOT

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Please don’t do it bro!! Life will eventually get so much better, it just takes diff times for everyone. Just make it through this and you’ll be happy forever

Fuck you

>Two bottles of wine
>Drink myself to death
That's an average evening.

At least make an announcement before anything else, just say the 2 words we're all here for:

> "Fuck J-"

>wrong
slow night... Jews are fucked in the ass and desperately looking to find a way out. I gave them a way. We'll see.

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Literally drank a pint of Canadian mist shitty nigger homeless liquor and a half gallon of fireball cause I hate myself. Don't get your hopes up. But yeah prolly a troll

How old is this pic? what exactly is the story? Yes, I am a newfag. I have been here for slightly over a year now and still i havent heard the story

It's a picture of me, user.

hello brother

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dat nigga look like tha bad guy in ghostbusters 2

you should use your fivehead as advertising space

whos next

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Two bottles of wine will just result in black out and a very fucking nasty hang over. I guarantee you will not remember finishing the second bottle... if you even do. Lay on your side because you are going to puke.

Why not start clowning jews? Honk Honk

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It's time to duel, nigga

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Good fuckin' album.

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you posted this earlier cunt and nobody told me who he is, the hairline really fucking bothers me

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>Two bottles of wine will just result in black out
i literally drink two bottles of wine every night and have done so for the past 10 years

I used to drink five bottles of red with several handfuls of Xanax and Kpins before I could face getting out of bed i the afternoon.

I am dubious of these claims

2 bottles Im just getting started.

Kek this pic never gets old

Brava

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Get a hair cut and get a dog

this isnt even funny retard

ok

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Clean-Shaven Bulk Bogan

>I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death.
>2 bottles
>of wine
>gonna drink myself to death
wut a pussy

But my good sir, what are you drinking this dark evening? Perhaps a lovely vintage of gamergirl bathwater?

I hit 46mg kpin, 32mg xan, 105mg ambien daily at my peak. The problem with the American negro is that you have no tolerance for drugs beyond crack and cheap malt liquor.

Why do trannys always have such a shitty hairline?

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For Fugg.

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Y'all need Shrooms

Been there done that, you adolescent simp.

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>I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death.
Only thing you are gonna drink yourself is a terrible hangover.

ITT: teenagers who get hangovers from what adults drink for breakfast.

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>he thinks listening to dark side of the moon while crying in his moms basement is "tripping"

Sure bud.

More like an all cubensis and GHB marathon in Amsterdam, but you do you you fetid fucking mutt.

Gerard Depardieau used to drink like 10 bottles of wine a day. But then he got busted for diddling kids in a hot tub.

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