"For the next few weeks, at least, lets take this super-seriously"

Diabolical

Gas stations are refusing service to anyone but transportation services during the night here. Stores and bars shut down during the night as well. Not to mention I'll get fine for driving at night.

fuck this gay earth.

Tico?

good point and checked

There has never been a successful vaccine for a human coronavirus

Considering they haven't found a cure for the common cold nor HIV/AIDS vaccine, not to mention cancer.
So let's all stay home til 2022. Great idea.