/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3309 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,332,004 (+1,211) ► Died: 160,767 (+124) ► Day: 101 (-21:10:08)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,431 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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>INFO
"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Due to reinfections, South Korea now tracks "recovered" patients
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>REMINDER
China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
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US unemployment claims hit record 16 million over 3 weeks
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>LATEST
402 new cases and 5 new deaths in Pakistan
1,047 new cases and 25 new deaths in India
256 new cases and 17 new deaths in Japan
117 new cases and 50 new deaths in Italy
683 new cases and 25 new deaths in Washington state
149 new cases and 4 new deaths in Nebraska

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>Dead: 160,767
lol, still only 160,767.
How many days has it been stuck at 160,767? Four days? Five days?

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Why?

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Based Lum OP

is this thing gonna be over soon?
i hear people keep talking about the curve is now flattening

If Wuhan, China wasn't serving Batty Patties all damn day maybe we would be able to go out to the mall or dine in at a restaurant.
Or maybe even go to school.

Here's a good video on the subject matter.
youtube.com/watch?v=bqUVjJtiXJ8

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Second wave
>Second wave
SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE

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lumposts are strong tonight

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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GET ME A PEPSI?
NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE

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Pandemics take at least one year to deal with. This one is too contagious so it will probably take longer.

What show is this from?

SECOND WAAAAAAAAVE DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

some people have broken eyes that dont see blue and black, they cant work in color sensitive jobs

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Post Corona-chan.

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After 99% of normies catch this disease and get lung scarred for life do you think they'll resent the 1% of us who just hunkered down through it? do you think they'll try to infect us, intentionally?

>tfw based argiebro makes two lumthread and adds them to the rotation
I might give you the Falklands for this

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if you consider at least a year as soon then sure.

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no pacman gf to cuddle and frolick around with during the lockdown... h-h-hold me brehs..

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take your meds bro

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fucking pirate

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 738,913 (39,015) #2 Spain 194,416 (20,639) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 143,724 (4,538) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,735 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Brazil 36,925 (2,372) #12 Russia 36,793 (313) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 16,365 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,661 (234) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,242 (346) #33 Norway 7,069 (164) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,586 (70)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +622 (+104) #2 Brazil +203 (+11) #3 United States +121 (+1) #4 Panama +63 (+4) #5 Bolivia +27 (+1) #6 New Zealand +9 (+1) #7 South Korea +8 (+2) #8 Kyrgyzstan +48 #9 Norway +33 #10 Thailand +32 #11 Guatemala +22 #12 China +16 #13 Honduras +15 #14 Jamaica +10 #15 Myanmar +9 #16 Paraguay +4 #17 Mongolia +1…

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agreed. thanks for the lums. have another my bong brother

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>have to go back to work on may 1st
What the fuck coronachan, work harder! I want another month off.

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Anybody else started sending boop posts to their friends? I hope to make their quarantine days brighter! And remind them they are loved! Thank you boop poster!

Ok you're not getting them now
Urusei yatsura

What date do you think things will be "mostly normal" i.e. going to restaurants/bars/concerts?

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doesn't it get old posting this in every thread

Lum is most underrated

why do you keep images of this faggot on your computer, faggot? your posts are unintelligible.

ill chack that for ya, ladyboi

One prick from your pin-dick and she would have exploded

glownigger

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I've already got that one mate

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>After 99% of normies catch this disease and get lung scarred for life do you think they'll resent the 1% of us who just hunkered down through it? do you think they'll try to infect us, intentionally?
Yes, and yes.

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Seems like a lot of dress posts. Why?

good comedy is art, it's up to anyone to decide what art they preserve