Christians what are your thoughts on exorcisms? Is it a load of bullshit?

Christians what are your thoughts on exorcisms? Is it a load of bullshit?

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no it works

How do you exorcize the whole world?

If only....

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I've seen some stuff about cute teenage girl exorcisms, where do I sign up? Would it be okay to grope them "because the deomn is coming out"?

i exorcised your mom, ask her

There are much better ways to torture the non-neurotypical now.

Interesting. Currently listening to this:
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Load of bullshit

>moses enters marriage with ethiopian
>two people go wtf moses what are you doing?
>god curses them with leprosy

dropped.

Your image reminds me of that saying "Cleanliness is next to godliness." LOL

He was the chief exorcist of the Vatican until he passed away in 2016

Interesting guy

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Yes, I duh Pope must touch tittymeat to kill demon.

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>Christians what are your thoughts on exorcisms? Is it a load of bullshit?

What do you even mean Christians? Do you mean Catholic? If so then yes, in some circumstances exorcism happens. Only those with apostolistic succession can administer the sacraments or were empowered to by Christ.

He was, rest in peace

Anyone who believes invisible monsters can be scared away with magic water or by getting yelled at by old pedophiles needs to be thrown into a wood chipper immediately.

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Incorrect.
>38John said to Him, “Teacher, we saw someone else driving out demons in Your name, and we tried to stop him, because he does not accompany us.”
>39“Do not stop him,” Jesus replied. “For no one who performs a miracle in My name can turn around and speak evil of Me. 40For whoever is not against us is for us.
Mark 9:38-40

Jesuit Jewish voodoo

Had a Plymouth Roadrunner. Always breaking down, mechanic said it was the Anti-Chrysler.
Took it back to the used car salesman, also a preacher/demon slayer.
But it kept getting re-possessed.

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I went down a mysticism rabbit hole a few years back.
Stressed out over job and incoming child and was having sleep paralysis about nightly.
Scary shit in the moment if you've never experienced it.
Started reading different prayers, reciting rosary, and fasting.
Changed my entire mental outlook on life in that period whether by palcebo or divination.
I had a few different books on exorcisms and witchcraft.
Really some fascinating shit honestly. Still carry a St. Benedict medal in my truck.
>V R S N S M V - S M Q L I V B
If you know you know.

What does the Bible say?

This thread is literally useless.

It is real.

I know meds, stoners, and easily offended people give demons. All three of those things are (((jew))) related. Go figure. Pondering certain things like God makes the demons go away.

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there are demons, but the only way they can be exorcised by Jesus is in pill form.

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Citalopram 30mg once per day gets rid of demons.

>invisible monsters
>magic water
like sneeze droplets filled with COVID-19?
slightly out of context, but this entire economic disaster is proof that belief in something can create a self-fulfilling prophecy

>Stressed out over job and incoming child and was having sleep paralysis about nightly.

I had that, now I have a CPAP machine, works great. Fucking brain of mine forgets to breathe at night.

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You need a giant burnt offering

I had one and hated it. I tape my mouth shut at night for the same results.