REALLY, EVOLUTION?

We asked for your best, and you hand us this turd?

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW EXQUISITELY RETARDED THIS DUDE, AND EVOLUTION IN GENERAL IS
Hawking: "Because there is alawsuch as gravity, the universecanandwill create itself from nothing"

Hey DUMB FUCKS, laws of physics, like the law of gravity is encoded information IN MATTER, that governs over the MATERIAL UNIVERSE. HOW THE HELL COULD YOU BE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT KNOW:
1. IF BEFORE THE UNIVERSE, THERE WAS NO MATTER/NOTHING, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE GRAVITY.

And 2. THE ONLY REASON YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT GRAVITY, IS BECAUSE THE LAW OF UNIVERSAL GRAVITY CAME FROM ISAAC NEWTON, 400 YEARS AGO.

Newton wrote a SHIT LOAD more about BIBLE PROPHESY than ANYTHING ELSE. When he wrote about Isaiah's prophecy of jews returning to israel

Isaiah 11:14 But THEY SHALL FLY upon the shoulders of the Philistines toward the west; they shall spoil them of the east together: they shall lay their hand upon Edom and Moab; and the children of Ammon shall obey them.

He said before Jesus returns, the jews WOULD FLY back to Israel. He was mocked by critics like Voltaire. Well the jews did fly back home, TO THE ONLY AIRPORT IN ISRAEL, BEN GURION, WHICH IS ON THE SHOULDER OF THE TERRITORY OF THE PHILISTINES. THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM THAT HELPED JEWS GO BACK: ON EAGLES WINGS

Christians founded the scientific revolution. We have been doing science WAY before any evolutionist was evolving in their daddy's monkey nuts.

Let's look at a small list of Christian scientists:

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Copernicus: Father of heliocentrism

Robert boyle: Defined elements, compounds, and mixtures. Discovered the first gas law – Boyle’s Law.


Leonhard Euler: GREATEST MATHEMATICIAN EVER


Michael Faraday: Discovered electromagnetic induction; discovered the first experimental link between light and magnetism


James Clark Maxwell: Transformed our understanding of nature: his famous equations unified the forces of electricity and magnetism, indicating that light is an electromagnetic wave


George Mendel: Founded the science of genetics


Arthur Compton: Discovered that light can behave as a particle as well as a wave, and coined the word photon to describe a particle of light


Bernhard Riemann:Transformed geometry providing the foundation of Einstein’s theory of general relativity; the Riemann hypothesis has become the most famous unresolved problem in mathematics.


Isaac Newton: Father of modern science.Profoundly changed our understanding of nature with his law of universal gravitation and his laws of motion; invented calculus; built the first ever reflecting telescope


Johannes Kepler: founder of planetary motion


Ernest Walton: Winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics after he artificially split the atom and proved that E = mc2.


Lord Kelvin: Codified the first two laws of thermodynamics, deduced the absolute zero of temperature is -273.15 °C.


Charles Babbage: The father of the computer, invented the Analytical Engine


Charles Heisenburg:One of the primary creators of quantum mechanics.


Albrecht Von Haller:The father of modern physiology.


Nicola Tesla: God of electricity, AND TRUE GENIUS OF HIS ERA. Albert Einstein, when asked how it felt to be the smartest man alive, he said "I don't know, you'll have to ask Tesla"


I mean, I can keep doing this all day


Evolutions list:

Stephen Hawking: Vegetable kidnapped off the short bus

PTHE ONLY THING EVOLUTION HAS EVER DONE IS PROVIDE BULLSHITPROOF OF EVOLUTION. It has done NOTHING to make man's life better, or the world better. THEY MAKE SHIT LIKE CERN, WHICH IS FUCKING UP THE PLANET, AND THE PEOPLE ON IT, AND FOR WHAT BENEFIT. NOBODY'S GETTING ANYTHING BENEFICIAL FROM IT. THERE FUCKING OUR WORLD UP, AND PUTTING ON RETARDED ASS PERFORMANCESWHICH NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELLTHEY ARE ABOUT. BUT HEY, AT LEAST IT GIVES US A BUNCH OF NONSENSICAL SCIENCE WE CAN USE TO PROVE GOD ISN'T REAL TO THE MASSES. THEY ARE GETTING SHIT LOADS OF MONEY, WHAT DO WE GET. LOOK AT EVERYTHING CHRISTIAN GAVE WHICH MADE YOUR LIFE AND THE WORLD BETTER. IT DIDNT COST US JACK SHIT


PS: YOUR WELCOME

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Boltzmannbrain theory? NO. I agree That there is A MIND above all. The problem is, A MIND DOES NOT COME FULLY LOADED WITH KNOWLEDGE. Look at truth. Truth exists regardless of the existence of man.

Here is truth:
The earth revolves around the sun. THAT REMAINS TRUTH weather there was a man to discover it, like Copernicus did, or not.

Why is it truth can only come to man by:

Being discovered, being given, being revealed, or learned

It's because the truth already existed without us knowing it was there all along. NO MAN HAS EVER CREATED TRUTH. But a lie, WHICH HIDES THE TRUTH, only exists in the realm of men

PS: Truth is a person, and has a name.

John 1:4 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and TRUTH.

John 1:7 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and TRUTH came by Jesus Christ.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the TRUTH, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and TRUE

Rev 3:14 These things saith the Amen, the faithful and TRUE witness, THE BEGINNING OF THE CREATION OF GOD

He goes by jesus

Light scatters the roaches. I guess these facts are so hard, evolutionists refuse to even try to shit post here.

YOUR SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES

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I also find it HILARIOUS when these evolutionists on here are also ignorant racists. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE 2 BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER, TO FIGURE OUT THEIR FAITH IN EVOLUTION MEANS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SUPERIOR SUPERIOR TO OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF SKIN COLOR. SO A WHITE PERSON LOOKING DOWN ON A BLACK PERSON, CALLING THEM A "MONKEY", OR WORSE, ALL THE WHILE THEY BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, WHICH SAYS THEY EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS(DARWIN SAID MONKEYS NOT APES), IS THE MOST RETARDEDLY HILARIOUS THING I'VE SEEN. AND CONSEQUENTLY, IT SHOWS YOUR A MORON, AND THE PERSON YOU "THINK" YOUR BETTER THAN IS ACTUALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU BY DEFAULT, ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR RETARDATION

Goddam based

Not so based

Anyone who believes this guy lived 50 years after his diagnosis is an idiot. They replaced him in the 80s, not even remotely the same person

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That's nice, dear.

Now stop being so loud in the house and go play out with your friends.

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Do you want to REALLY see evolutions pupose:

Although I am a Christian, I believe ORIGINS(evolution, Christianity, or anything else) SHOULD NOT BE TAUGHT IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

1. ORIGINS SHOULD ONLY BE TAUGHT TO CHILDREN BY THEIR PARENTS. ANYBODY WHO THINKS IT'S APPROPRIATE TO PUSH THEIR VIEWS ON CHILDREN THAT ARE NOT THEIRS DESERVES TO CATCH A BEATING. I DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, CHRISTIANITY, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MIGHT SEEM NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL TURDS, YOUR CHILDREN ONLY BELONG TO YOU, AND ONLY YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TEACH THEM WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT WHEN IT COMES TO WORLD VIEWS.

2. ORIGINS IS NOT NECESSARY FOR EDUCATION. IF YOU REMOVED THE TEACHING OF THE ORIGINS OF MAN, EDUCATION WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. NO SCIENCE WOULD SUFFER BY REMOVING EVOLUTION THEORY, OR CREATIONISM. IT'S BECAUSE SCIENCE BY DEFINITION, IS

KNOWLEDGE, OR UNDERSTANDING, GAINED BY: OBSERVANCE, TESTING, AND EXPERIMENTATION.

LOOK IT UP. THIS IS CALLED THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD. CREATE A THEORY, AND TEST THE HELL OUT OF IT, AND CHANGE YOUR THEORY TO MATCH THE INFORMATION YOU GAIN FROM TESTING/EXPERIMENTING. THE INFORMATION IS REALITY, NOT YOUR THEORY. WHEN YOUR THEORY MATCHES THE I FORMATION YOU'VE GAINED IN THIS REALITY, IT THEN IS NO LONGER A THEORY, BUT ACTUALITY. TA-DA, SCIENCE

The problem is what we are observing, testing, or experimenting on is the universe IS NOT THE SAME RIGHT NOW, THAT IT WAS AT THE MOMENT OF CREATION(OR THE BIG BANG IF YOU PREFER). ANY SCIENTIST WILL TELL YOU, THAT IS A ONE TIME EVENT, THAT IS NOT HAPPENING TODAY. YOU CAN'T TEST IT, SO YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ITS SCIENCE

GET RID OF ORIGINS, SCIENCE SUFFERS NO LOSS. But here is what the evolutionists keep hidden from you:

If we were to say "let's respect each other as parents, and remove origins from education, SINCE IT DOES NOT EFFECT SCIENCE ANYWAY". THE EVOLUTIONISTS WOULD REFUSE, AND GO BAT SHIT CRAZY. WHY, IF IT'S NOT NECESSARY, AND WE CAN SHOW EACH OTHER RESPECT IN THE PROCESS
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they replaced him with someone who has the same exact ears, nose, teeth, and ridge on the bridge of his nose, and ALSO has ALS? Where did they find such a person?

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WHY ARE THEY SO ADAMANT TO TEACH SOMETHING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T NEED IT. Here is the kicker:

THEY KNOW EVOLUTION ONLY EXISTS IN THE TEXTBOOKS

OVER 80 OF OUR POPULATION CALL THEM SELVES CHRISTIANS, EVEN THOUGH EVOLUTION HAS BEEN TAUGHT OVER 50 YEARS, TO MULTIPLE GENERATIONS. THEY KNOW THAT THE ONLY PLACE EVOLUTION IS BEING TAUGHT IS IN SCHOOLS, CAUSE THE PARENTS AIN'T TEACHING IT

IF EVOLUTION WAS REMOVED FROM THE SCHOOLS, YOU CUT THE HEAD OFF THE BEAST. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE IT'S TAUGH. CHRISTIANITY, ON THE OTHER HAND HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF SCHOOLS FOR OVER 50 YEARS, AND WERE DOING JUST FINE.

EVOLUTION IS A RELIGION, AND THEIR CHURCH IS THE PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM

I don't care whose body it is, THE MINDSET IS STILL IDIOTIC

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fucking redit spacing much. the only """evolution""" taking place is the fact autism is rampant and there is no stop in sight.

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>worships a jew
>believes in pseudoscience

How weird

The knowledge dropped on this board is way above you pay grade, special Ed. YOUR FREE TO GO BACK TO TONGUE PUNCHING YOUR BOYFRIENDS CHILLI RING

Will any evotard/monkey fucker, pleaseanswer this question for me

IF THE TEACHING OF ORIGINS IS NOT NECESSARY FOR SUCCESSFUL CHILD EDUCATION, WHY CAN'T WE REMOVE IT. I DON'T WANT MY FAITH TAUGHT TO YOUR KIDS, EVEN IF MY FAITH IS LITERALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MODERN SCIENCE, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. THAT'S NOBODY'S PLACE BUT YOURS. YOUR KIDS ARE YOURS, AND YOU CAN TEACH THEM WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, AND I AS A CHRISTIAN, SUPPORT, AND AM EVEN WILLING TO FIGHT TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM BEING TAUGHT CHRISTIANITY, OR ANYTHING ELSE, IF THAT'S YOUR DESIRE. ALL I ASK IS YOU DO THE SAME FOR ME

ONLY AN INSANE PERSON WOULD REFUSE THIS. ONLY AN EVIL PERSON WOULD WANT TO TEACH SHIT TO OTHER KIDS THAT AIN'T NECESSARY

CHRISTIANS HAVE DONE SCIENCE FOR 400 YEARS. AND DONE SHIT EVOLUTION COULD ONLY DREAM OF.

I CHALLENGE YOU, POST EVOLUTIONS BEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS, WELL BE WAITING TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM WITH OURS. THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN:

IT WOULD BE A DICK MEASURING COMPITITION, WHERE EVOLUTION PULLS OUT A SWOLLEN CLITORIS, AND CHRISTIANS YANK OUT THEIR 14 INCH JOHN HOLMES CANNON

IN 50 YEARS, YOU TOLD OUR KIDS THEY HAD NO PUROSE IN LIFE, THEY ARE JUST ANIMALS: SO THE BOYS FIGURED SINCE THEIR DOGS HAVE PUPS, AND DON'T CARE FOR THEM, SO CAN THEY. THEY FORSOOK THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES AS MEN, NOW WE HAVE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS OF FATHERLESS CHILDREN

YOU TAUGH LIES LIKE ERNST HAECKLE'S BIOGENETIC LAW, HE WAS FOUND GUILTY OF STEALING WORK, THEN LYING BY FALSIFYING HIS BIOGENETIC LAW WORK WHICH SAID A HUMAN EMBRYO ISN'T HUMAN UNTIL IT'S BORN. CONVICTED BY HIS OWN SCHOOL, JENNA UNIVERSITY, HIS RESPONSE WAS
"I SHOULD FEEL UTTERLY CONDEMNED, BUT EVERYONE DOES IT, SO I DON'T". THAT WAS TAUGHT AS A KNOWN LIE UNTIL 5 YEARS AGO, AND THAT TEACHING WAS A DECIDING FACTOR IN THE 1978 SUPREME COURT RULING "A FETUS IS NOT A PERSON" , AND LEGALIZING ABORTION

AFTER 50 YEARS OF HORROR, AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FAMILY, OUR CHILDRENS NEEDS, AND DESIRES ARE CRUSHED BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FAMILY STRUCTURE. SO THEY ARE KILLING THEMSELVES, AND SCHOOLS UP. DO YOU THINK THIS IS IRONIC. THE HENS ALWAYS COME HOME TO ROOST.

GOOD JOB EVOLUTION. YOUR DEFINING WORK IS THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FAMILY UNIT.

Raise your hand if you've ever taught a 150 year old lie(hackles BIOGENETIC law) to children, KNOWING IT WAS PROVEN A LIE AND FALSE SINCE 1863, BUT DID IT ANYWAY:

So, I see only the Monkey fucking evotardd, HOLDING THEM HIGH

Space isn't real... so there you have it, for someone like me that's enough to believe the plagiarist Einstein is dumb and this Epstein island vip member is dumb also

If your an evotard, DON'T COMMENT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET BODIED. I will air your ass out like you momma does your shitty underwear on laundry day. DON'T GET IT TWISTED, I AINT NOTHING LIKE YOU SHIT TALKING SCRUBS. IM SMACKING YOU UPSIDE YOUR RETARDED DOME WITH KNOWLEDGE, IN THE HOPES THAT MAYBE THERE ARE A COUPLE NEURONS I CAN JUMP START FOR YOU, THAT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE DUMB SHIT YOU ARE BELIEVING. CAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND ALL, NOT YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT THE POSSIBILITY OF A FUTURE YOU THAT ISN'T SO DUMB. I WOULD DISOWN MY CHILDREN IF THEY WERE AS DUMB AS YOU ON ACCOUNT OF THEIR RETARDATION SOILING MY NAME. JUST KIDDING, I THINK

Check this.

Job 26:7 He(GOD) stretches the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW INCREDIBLE THE STATEMENT IS. Job is the oldest book of the Bible. It was written around the time Abraham was called out of Ur, 4000 years ago, give or take. Moses wrote the first 5 books of the Bible, 400 years later. WORLD RELIGIONS, PAST AND PRESENT, BELIEVED THE WORLD WAS CARRIED ON THE BACK OF A TURTLE

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Job is OLDER than ALL world religions today who believed this. HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW 4000 YEARS AGO THE EARTH WAS SUSPENDED BY GRAVITY IN THE NOTHINGNESS OF SPACE

HE HANGETH THE EARTH UPON NOTHING

His mind shouldn't even be trying to say things like this. EVERY OTHER MIND THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING A TURTLE PIGGYBACK. What's FAR MORE CRAZIER, is his statement

HE STRETCHES THE NORTH OVER THE EMPTY PLACE

In 1987, scientists using advanced telescopes discovered a MASSIVE EMPTY SPOT in the universe. It's called THE BOOTES SUPERVOID. It's a massive empty spot in space devoid of matter. IT CAN NOT BE SEEN WITH THE NAKED EYE, AS IT IS BLACK, THE COLOR OF THE NIGHTIME SKY. It's named after the constellation bootes, WHICH IS NEXT TO, POLARIS, OR WHAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS THE NORTH/POLE STAR, WHICH TELLS US WHICH WAY NORTH IS. Now you can see how amazing this statement is

He stretches the north(Polaris, our pole star which points us north)over the empty place(bootes supervoid), and hangeth the earth upon nothing(earth suspended by gravity in space).

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Yall are gonna learn a thing or two today dammit, even if I gotta beat some sense into your skull. I'm sick of seeing people struggling to grasp simple logic, looking like their trying to catch a fart in a fan factory

Honestly bro, if you want to make an argument, learn to express yourself in a grammatically correct manner, with proper punctuation and sentence structure. Also, stop using caps in a haphazard fashion like Cher on twitter.

Frankly, your OP isn't even readable, and immediately turns off anyone educated, and makes them hate God for producing a creature who produces such drivel. I have a degree from an Ivy, basically majoring in human evolution. (I'm not going to say the name of my major but that's what it was.) I also have a doctorate in the biological sciences. Over the years I have actually heard some reasonable anti-evolution arguments. Once again though, yours sounds like the chimp out of a drunk retard. No pun intended.

And just one other point, you have a thread with 27 posts. 16 of them are yours. In case math isn't your strong suit, that's over half. Now there are plenty of Jesus threads here, plenty of science threads, and your topic is very controversial and creates an emotional response in people on both sides. You would think you might garner some engagement. But you aren't. Reflect on why that is.

I want everyone to notice, when ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE IS DROPPED, THEIR AIN'T AN EVOLUTIONIST IN SIGHT. THEIR LIES ONLY WORK ON CHILDREN

AS I LEAVE, REMEMBER THIS DAY. WHEN A MAN CAME ON THIS BOARD, SHIT ON YOUR BELIEFS WITH KNOWLEDGE, CRUSHED YOUR DIGNITY WITH FACTS, AND SNATCHED YOUR MANHOOD FOR A TROPHY TO SHOWOFF, AND YOU COULDN'T DO OR SAY A DAMN THING ABOUT IT.

LET THE MEMORY OF THIS DAY BE BURNED INTO YOUR MIND, SO YOU NEVER FORGET IT, LEST YOU CONTINUE IN YOUR FOOLISHNESS, SPREADING YOUR NONSENSE, LIES, AND RETARDATION ON THIS BOARD, WHEN THAT HAPPENS, AND WITH YOU DUMB FOLK, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS, KNOW I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU, WEARING YOUR SWOLLEN CLITORIS I SNATCHED FROM YOU TODAY AS A NECKLACE, TO REMIND YOU OF THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED, PASSIONATE ASS WHOPPIN YOUR ABOUT TO RECIEVE.
DREAD. THAT DAY.
MONKEY FUCKERS.

DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU SLIPPIN AGAIN, EVOTARDS

Looks like someone realized evolution exists and disproves all his racial and culture based nationstate theories.
Wooops. Time to cope.

DO you think it a coincidence NOBODY IS RUNNING THEIR MOUTH. I WISH A MONKEY FUCKER WOULD STAND UP, I LIKE KNOCKING EM DOWN. IM COMING WITH FACTS, I AIN'T EVER SCARED

Bro, this is Yas Forums, THAT DON'T WORK HERE. I CAME TO YOUR PLAYGROUND, AND YALL PLAY DIRTY SO I'M DOWN TO. BUT MY GAME BUILT AROUND FACTS AND KNOWLEDGE. IT AIN'T MY FAULT IF YOURS AIN'T.