PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/18/20
c-span.org/video/?471338-1/
youtu.be/izZRs7rKRUk
>VP Pence Commencement Address @USAFA 4/18/20
youtu.be/d2bYXlha1tU
youtu.be/Y6oI5rveBU0 (full)
>VP Pence arrives in Colorado Springs CO 4/18/20
youtu.be/Dn3hlqdlDUY
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on DailyCaller 4/18/20
youtu.be/3pWIHWeyb7Y
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471279-1/
youtu.be/brbArpX8t6I
>VP Pence on PBSNewsHour 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQow7exIgaQ
>Army for Trump Boot Camp Online w/Erin Perrine! 4/17/20
youtu.be/J-p4rhQ1cjY
>SoS Pompeo on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/kH0yHw34DcE
>SoS Pompeo on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150292719001/
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 4/17/20
youtu.be/TIhZwicnmPU
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150307789001/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471281-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on F&F 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQeEVIbt-v0
>Giuliani on Hannity 4/17/20
youtu.be/wC51ircm4iw
>Giuliani on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/uvBu0LORlnk
>Vets4TrumpCoChair Duff on OAN 4/17/20
youtu.be/obgFQD4ew_Q
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on Spicer&Co 4/17/20
youtu.be/cxWmJSVqG60
>SG Adams on F&F 4/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150270200001

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absolutely top quality

BROS

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show the DNC your dissatisfaction by writing in Rick & Morty for president

I'm going to drink some liquor now

Reminder, Putin is a lazy piece of shit who will suffer another revolt soon.

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you guys ready to social distance for the next two years?

We've been getting out-memed by black twitter all week.

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Hidden Moon Man.

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Why is trump afraid of hosting a rally right now?

Chinese bioweapon is only benefiting the Chinese economically, who are now buying really cheap assets abroad on the countries they contaminated

Wanna get JFKed?

WRONG

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MAGA
So many bots at top of bread
Biden and Hunter and China

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Damn, nice.

>My mom ordered Chinese (insert item here)
KEK mine did the same and i immediately chewed her out for doing such a thing and made her cancel all the orders and lo and behold they were made available in supermarkets again due to restocks

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Because you masked thugs want to kill him

>boomers are performing a mass culling ritual because they can’t stay home for a few weeks

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I pray the citizenry stays safe through tuesday

Given the media shitting on his response nonstop those are some pretty good numbers.

MAGA
checked

>tfw my favorite celeb is losing money because he's not getting royalties because of this shutdown

youtube.com/watch?v=EWBLyKB9Ok8

please clap

the digits are on M Y side

*smacks lips*
DAS RITE

nasa.gov/50th/50th_magazine/coldWarCoOp.html

>NOOOOOO DRUMPF
>YOU CAN'T JUST BUY THE NIGGA VOTE
>THOSE ARE OUR VOTES

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How often do you have sex eith your wife? At what level of infrequency would you consider divorce? We currently have sex only every other month. Should I leave?

fun fact: the entire Helen Keller story they tell you in elementary school is fake, every single study involving people who have been blind and death since birth/infancy show that these people become vegetables without exception even with the best attempts at helping them, therefore Hellen Keller was at least partially able to see and/or hear

MAGA

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Same cunt who refused to acknowledge Joe Biden’s rape accuser. Fuck this bitch

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It's strategy, Trump put in so much time campaigning he is in a better position if neither him or joe can campaign

Can someone recommend me a good brand of cargo shorts?

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quick rundown?
dont get my hopes up user, i dont know what the fuck is going on with russia but isnt putin their eternal overlord for like 30 years now?

Its like asking venezuelans to get rid of chavismo or argentinians to drop peronism, it isnt happening no matter how shitty things get

black twitter has been the apex memer since twitter became a thing

>the most entitled generation in the history of the world is doing exactly what they have always done.

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Go back to /cvg/ dickhead

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>I fear liberals, who are stronger than boomer conservatives

I agree.

What is the likelihood we're getting a second round?

but netflix, eh?

5-11

How important is sex to you? Why?

Was your relationship with your wife based on sex?

What is her disinterest?

Could you form a more “traditional” relationship?

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Yes, I too have eyes, Alyssa. Thank you.

Cross colors

Based on the primary data, the Democrats aren't doing so hot. They haven't managed to stop the bleeding in Pennsylvania and Florida, so those states are as good as lost. NC is going to be a Trump landslide, anyone telling you otherwise is retarded. Marquette's Wisconsin numbers also favor Trump.

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Corona is fucking Putins dreams to become a dictator

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I've been watching the Russia covid numbers with high hopes

uh, hello, based department?

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>Trump personally created the Wuflu to unleash on the American people

I don't remember them ever claiming she was born that way.

Do this:

Dear Chinese Ambassador:
There is a mole in your organization by name of "Chang".

For more information dead drop 100 BTC to:
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I could see Trump sweeping all 50 states, he needs the right stuff for that

Putin is doing shit with this thing.
More people are even hating him now since they cant leave Moscow

translation?
i dont speak basketball american

he cant win cali and he wont win illinois
t. chicago

dc is never red

>I'm going to drink some liquor now
Hell yeah

Not happening on the west coast. Even if he gets more votes than pedo Joe, we'll never know

About 5 times a week when she's not on the rag.
I would begin thinking about divorce if she turned me down for one week or more without any specific outstanding reason (the flu, etc).
Sex isn't the end all, be all, but taking care of each other's needs is paramount and if you aren't doing that its a disaster

>dc
>commiefornia
>jew york
>chicongo

Preferably American made and durable. Mostly for hiking, outdoor yardwork, home improvement, and casual event wear.

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This. It was a big grift.

im drinking liquor

MVP (Most Valuable Player), meet MVP (Most Valuable President)

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>edition.cnn.com/2017/06/14/homepage2/james-hodgkinson-profile/
>Suspect in congressional shooting was Bernie Sanders supporter, strongly anti-Trump
Left-wingers are coward terrorists who should be banned from politics perpetually, shooting harmless people on baseball trainings, trying to kill all the Republicans in congress with a garbage truck when they were traveling by train to a meeting.
You violent terrorists need to be banned from politics and be put on camps so you stop this senseless violence.

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It's a good thing. Lamar Jackson is a big fucking deal in sportsball.

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It's like this every year due to delay in reporting, know-it-all faggot

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After Reagan, the greatest failure, turned CA blue, nothing will ever turn it red again

She's almost blind and didn't know it was chinese, she was just panicked about TP because her and dad only had NINE ROLLS left.

I'm just saying the books and movie I've seen on her said she wasn't born blind and deaf

baseball diamond shooting was memory-holed by the left the very next day

What will it take to win Colorado

They got poor people tnere

To be fair, the average person goes through one roll a day. A totally generic family of four therefore goes through 28 a week or 112 a month. Think you have enough? Guess again.

Oh, Hell nah!

Friendly Reminder:

David Icke was right about literally EVERYTHING.
youtu.be/M5YKcj5rfR4

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>the average person goes through one roll a day
STOP

>wearing shorts

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it's clearly untrue

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GREAT SATAN SAYS:

ALL THOSE PEOPLE BULLIED INTO MURDER
JUST FOR AIR BORN AIDS.

CURE, JUST TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.
DEATH NO LONGER AN ESCAPE.

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>microsoft literally hired a satanist to try to sell the hololens

what were they thinking

If all the election commissioners dI'd or were arrested at the same time, or if a group of citizens filmed the doors of polling stations and did a head count to compare votes counted vs heads in the door

My daddy voted Republican his whole life but he's been voting Democrat ever since he died

So she finally admits it

>What will it take to win Colorado
biden on stage struggling to remember his talking points
or raping a shota live on-stage, either way, the core dem base wouldn't care

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And now their Chinese masters have plagued the entire world with a disease and are telling everyone to shut themselves inside their homes while the left-wing elected officials take dictatorial powers to themselves and when people protest they threaten them with the powers of the government to quell dissent, clever plan indeed, they are all tyrants.

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People of Nordic ancestry in the US earn more money than their counterparts in Scandinavia.

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Awful fast gif you got there. Almost like you're trying to hide something.

they've also realized that tweeting doesn't seem to be fixing the problem

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>M.D.
>I'M A VICTIM GIVE ME PITY POINTS

imagine if amnesty never happened
the demographics of california would be very different, but it would most likely be a swing-state desu

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what a dunce, maybe she belongs OUTSIDE as well

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>chinks will be the first to suffer
glad he recognizes that

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Legal weed, destroy dea, they need to go some of them been killing federal judges

NEED LAW AND ORDER, bring back civilian defense corps, get rid of dod bring back the war department

Take all languages but English off federal forms, declare American English usa official language, group mormons together with Islam on federal forms

>microsoft literally hired a satanist to try to sell the hololens

And they dropped the ad campaign on Good Friday.
(((They))) are spitting in our faces.

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>
>baseball diamond shooting was memory-holed by the left the very next day

That's right!! I remember it!!

When will he shut it down?

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depends on Congress funding it

>here's your nominee, bro

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here's a little trivia, the state with the second largest scandanavian ancestry is actually california

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How will the 'believe science' faggots respond to data

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Wasn't California known for its blondes at one point in time?