/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3307 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,330,986 (+836) ► Died: 160,757 (+114) ► Day: 101 (-23:57:48)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,347 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
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>NEWS
Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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>INFO
Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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NIAID chief mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

24 year old patient dies in the US
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11 year old kid dies in Indonesia
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"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
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>REMINDER
People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
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Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
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>LATEST
683 new cases and 25 new deaths in Washington state
149 new cases and 4 new deaths in Nebraska
102 new cases and 13 new deaths in Nevada
172 new cases and 4 new deaths in Georgia state
548 new cases and 23 new deaths in Texas
1,182 new cases and 93 new deaths in California

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two more weeks
>2 more weeks
two more weeks

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We'll barely hit 3M by then

You're so boring op, always with the same pictures
I don't need to see auska for the hundredth time on page 1

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I agree.
the disappointment is real.

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I have heard from a reliable source that Xi Jinping's only daughter, Xi Mingze, is a fine and upstanding young lady who remained entirely pure and chaste during her studies in the United States. Can anyone confirm this?

So we're in lockdown, what happens next in this story? I can't tell if society died the day we went into lockdown or we're just gonna pick up the pieces and carry on with our lives next mid year at a minimum.

I'm sick of waiting not know what's going to happen next.

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Society hasn’t died user. It’s being reborn.

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And out of the Great Depression 2.0 comes the rise of fascism 2.0

>when l'm old l'll be able to bullshit younger generations about how hard l had it

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>contaminant
Containment, based dsyleixcbro

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Cancer kills 10 million people per year.

Stop making these threads NOW

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 738,830 (39,014) #2 Spain 194,416 (20,639) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 143,724 (4,538) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,735 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 36,760 (2,368) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 15,722 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,661 (234) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,242 (346) #33 Norway 7,069 (164) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,586 (70)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +622 (+104) #2 Brazil +38 (+7) #3 Bolivia +27 (+1) #4 South Korea +8 (+2) #5 United States +38 #6 Norway +33 #7 Guatemala +22 #8 China +16 #9 Jamaica +10 #10 New Zealand +9 #11 Myanmar +9 #12 Paraguay +4…

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I created that image!

I'm basically asking you when you're gonna use the lum ataru hazmat

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Do you think champ/

Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.

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It's actually different images. Not my fault azukafans made so many edits of her.

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Yeah but cancer isn't airborne. If it was we'd be in lockdown too

Save us Cure-chan!

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I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you a

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in what way?

It wasn't in my collection. Now it is.

I'm on your side. My point is that temperature seems to have little effect on transmission, unlike what the "it'll disappear by spring" idiots have been preaching not realizing that hemispheres have opposite seasons.

What would the great depression look like current year?

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Why is everyone talking about this like it isn't SARS-COV-2?

It's amazing what branding can do. More people will call it Chinavirus than they do SARS

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I need Pandemic/Virus Movie Kino. Pls Post

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So society won't collapse thankfully. it wont be pretty but it wont become a free for all.

30% of asymptomatic people in one neighborhood are carriers
>30%
30%
>30%
30%

>“Still, it's kind of sobering that 30 percent of a random group of 200 people that are showing no symptoms are, in fact, infected. It's all the more reason for everyone to be practicing physical distancing."

foxnews.com/science/third-blood-samples-massachusetts-study-coronavirus

>100% fatal

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Here, have a shitty corona for your collection
So I don't have to look at that fucking coronachan undie shot again

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A Boston homeless shelter had 146 out of 300 test positive, and less than 20 had symptoms.

Maybe millions of dead boomers will mean I can finally stop enriching the (((landlord))) boomers.

The damage caused by Coronachan will lead to the death of consumerism and the death of globalism.
In short, capitalism and cosmopolitanism have dealt a major blow by the pandemic, and a new nationalist order will rise from the ashes.

I hope.

The skycrapers jews will jump off from are bigger

It's reassuering that governments are going to lift lockdowns based on faulty antibody tests that detect whether someone had a common cold in the past 8 months.

i'm crying from laughter holy shit

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asymptomatic is a lie they are presymptomatic.
Corona-chan is happy to take her time

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There will be no cure or vaccine
The feds exactly what it is and how it works, if it was possible they would already be on it.
150 million dead at minimum and extinction at worst

Lots of poor people and death for sure

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FAT GIRL. MOTHER ASHAMED.

More niggers

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A massive rent strike, boomer ragefest, and bloodshed.

did you not understand the gist of my post, I am mocking niggercattle that want to be nurgle champion plaguebearers

we never had a quarantine. Quarantine and lockdown implies that there are actually measures being enforced. Its called "Safer at Home" it was a bullshit request that the public behave responsibly during a fucking pandemic and people couldnt handle it. This is why we dont deserve freedom
the second you get freedom you
>murder unborn children
>put kids on HRT
>let your daughters sell their bodies online
>let porn and hard drugs run rampant amongst teens
>let toddlers interact with convicted pedophiles because they dress as women and read childrens books
>let a child stay with parents who let him dance in a gay bar for money and live stream with a pedophile while they talk about snorting ketamine
I could go on for an entire 24 hour period but I'm sure you can fill in enough yourself
Your freedom is pure degeneracy and it has BROKEN our society and created the perfect climate for this shit to happen
And you know you have a vice, yes (YOU) user
Fuck you and your country, drug peddling, child rapist starving shithole, you dont even have drinkable water and you're going to judge MY country? The fucking cartel is doing more for the citizens their then your government. Or at least that would be true if the cartel WASNT your fucking government
People are drowning and willing to be locked in fucking cages for months just to be sent back because your shit hole is so fucked.
Dont you dare point your fucking finger at us.
You LEFT your BORDERS open to the US to get SPRING BREAK TOURISM MONEY
Fuck you.
Fuck all you assholes. This shit is going to rape the planet because a piece of paper matters more than anything and all you want to do is talk shit about each other

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It's actually very distressing that governments are telling you that this shit is everywhere (i.e. the true death vs case rate is way, way lower), but they're still telling you to being an agorophobic shut-in indefinitely because they can.

Friends, family, social movements? You wouldn't want to kill grandpa, user! Stay home and enjoy a Zoom party, watch some Netflix, order Ubereats, buy something fun on Amazon. Just make sure you don't go out and buy anything like garden supplies or guns, that would be dangerous.

Sooooo.......Has anyone noticed that while this was all going on Comet Atlas disintegrated and just 14hours ago they discovered another monster coming looping in from behind the sun? One that they never saw or noticed till now thats on a course for us?

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SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!

read the fine print:
biomedomics.com/products/infectious-disease/covid-19-rt/
"Positive results may be due to past or present infection with non-SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus strains, such as coronavirus HKU1, NL63, OC43, or 229E"

The antibody test is useless.

Anyone else feel like Trump's gimmick is getting old? he was funny at one time, but it's just the same shit conference after conference. he barely even talks about the pandemic anymore. he just argues with the press and blows himself.

also he's getting btfo by the pandemic

How?

Fucking mods should ban this favela faggot's ISP completely at this point.

MODS DO YOUR JOB.

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can you at least keep the models consistent? i prefer the one with a bit of chub

the powers at be chose to delude western niggercattle with faggot fake names like covid and coronavirus, because the managers of the decline have a main directive of maintaining calm over anything else, so that the princes of the illuminated sort can cash out and move into their bunkers

this exactly

I wasn't being sarcastic. I hope all the lockdowns are lifted soon.

If Alex Jones believes this is a bioweapon why the FUCK does he want Americans to go back to normal?????????

Fuck jannies and fuck you

fucking absolutely based and redpilled post and get

>"Positive results may be due to past or present infection with non-SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus strains, such as coronavirus HKU1, NL63, OC43, or 229E"
and to think this passes for legitimate science in the world of today
What garbage these idiots should be ashamed of themselves for publishing this shit

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Try and rotate the op pics better
Here's another hazmat

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what?

you think i'm doing these dipshit?
i'm just reposting other anons hardwork that was deleted

kek

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Go on
Explain?

LOL, you're free to stay home and be a NEET for the rest of your life. Don't shame other people for not being bullied into submission by (((experts))) run by the fucking World Health Organization and other perverted NGOs.

There was never a need to promote draconian ~social distancing~ (i.e. a complete ban on public life outside of tracked internet services). Masks, bans on large crowds, closing the schools, etc. all go far enough without enacting something out of a fucking dystopian novel where you can't even visit your friends and family (outside of a completley tracked and monitored digital service), buy hobby items, or do anything besides CONSOOM

FUCK FORGOT THE LINK!! HA space.com/comet-swan-arrives-as-comet-atlas-crumbles.html

Tell me more, i unironically like apocalyptic meteors...some of them could fulfill revelation 6.

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shut up and buy his pills

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Pandemic my ass. Bunch of fucking jew bullshit.

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I understand in the mainstream but we have been here well before the shit hit the fan and we should all know it's real name.

I watch for Deb Birx, who has pretty good information. Plus she actually knows wtf she's doing unlike Giroir and Fauci.

LOL, truly they are just placating niggercattle at this point

back to work, die, goyim

>thankfully
Jew spotted.

this a rapture thing?

Why should we trust a single study or research article from China? I see a lot of people spreading fear with Chinese research, but I see no reason to believe any of it at all. I don't trust a single word that comes out of China.

Look around, but wash your eyes after, can’t be too careful

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It doesn't pass as legitimate science. The problem is right now the FDA is allowing companies to sell/distribute tests that have not gone through scientific validation, and (((hospital administrators))) and medical doctors do not have the scientific background to know the difference.

When AJ went on court by reasons, he admitted he is a "performer artist".
A very smart one, but an artist.

>It's real
Holy fuck

Checked, but that's a really shitty Photoshop

What we know is not what the normies know. The info is being trickled out slowly to help retain normalcy bias. In a month or two they'll start saying it's absolutely endemic and that we might as well start being Good Working Goyim again.
People will just trudge on, indifferent to the deaths. Expect gallows humor from TV funnymen and virus articles pushed to 2nd and 3rd page news from MSM. We will be told it's all for "the war effort" or whatever.
Screencap this.

>antibody test
see:

>My simulation suggests Comet SWAN is traveling around the sun in a period of about 25 million years. This means that the last time it swept through the inner solar system may have been during the Oligocene Epoch, when Paraceratherium, a genus of hornless rhinoceros and one of the largest terrestrial mammals, was walking the Earth.
Very cool user a shame I am in the northern hemisphere and can't see swan

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>i.e. the true death vs case rate is way, way lower

Nah, it's at least 1%. Cruise Ship was close to 2% with 11 still critical, and it has a good sample of various ages and gave us the amount of asymptomatic cases.

Spanish Flu-tier still, but with many unknowns.

see

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>Shitty Photoshop
Chink sleeper agent detected

What’s the opposite of based called?

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Dunno to early to tell desu the scary thing is this thing took all the eggheads by total fucking surprise. Like caught with literal pants around their ankles while getting fucked by chincom surprisedspace.com/comet-swan-arrives-as-comet-atlas-crumbles.html

Phew, I was beginning to worry there was something to this whole virus after seeing the sharp jump in all-cause mortality everywhere data is available. After seeing this headline summarizing a totally accurate and not bullshit antibody test screening, my fears have been assuaged.