PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SIP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/18/20
c-span.org/video/?471338-1/
youtu.be/izZRs7rKRUk
>VP Pence Commencement Address @USAFA 4/18/20
youtu.be/d2bYXlha1tU
youtu.be/Y6oI5rveBU0 (full)
>VP Pence arrives in Colorado Springs CO 4/18/20
youtu.be/Dn3hlqdlDUY
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on DailyCaller 4/18/20
youtu.be/3pWIHWeyb7Y
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471279-1/
youtu.be/brbArpX8t6I
>VP Pence on PBSNewsHour 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQow7exIgaQ
>Army for Trump Boot Camp Online w/Erin Perrine! 4/17/20
youtu.be/J-p4rhQ1cjY
>SoS Pompeo on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/kH0yHw34DcE
>SoS Pompeo on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150292719001/
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 4/17/20
youtu.be/TIhZwicnmPU
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150307789001/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471281-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on F&F 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQeEVIbt-v0
>Giuliani on Hannity 4/17/20
youtu.be/wC51ircm4iw
>Giuliani on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/uvBu0LORlnk
>Vets4TrumpCoChair Duff on OAN 4/17/20
youtu.be/obgFQD4ew_Q
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on Spicer&Co 4/17/20
youtu.be/cxWmJSVqG60
>SG Adams on F&F 4/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150270200001

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Here's a video of liberal icon Jon Stewart bashing Biden during Obama's term.
Be sure to show it to your relatives who love Colbert and John Oliver!

twitter.com/i/status/1250975624908472320
source:
cc.com/video-clips/yfmksi/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-audacity-of-grope

MAGA!

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MAGA!

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MAGA

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FIRST to AWOO!

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AWOO!

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This dude is such a piece of shit just wait till he opens this bitch up and all the corporate bootlickers defend him when the virus numbers go over 6 million like the holocaust

>Joe Biden

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What's the best James Bond movie? Which Bond is best Bond?

Some fag with faggot UN flag keeps posting baggy political cartoons on here. Let's call him a faggot

jon stewart clips, heather brooke is back, I'm feeling the nostalgia boys

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cut all funding to the UN

>From 6-10pm PT, Art Bell: Somewhere in Time returns to 4/16/97 when Peter Davenport reports on a gigantic UFO, and the Phoenix Lights.
For anyone who wants to listen to it.

VROOOOOOOOOOMMMM

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His approval rating seems to be inching up again.

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Goldfinger, Dalton

muh poplar vote

you can just stop feeding the troll, instead.

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Checks started going out lel

>6million
>

>have literally unlimited movies, music, Youtube channels, and literature from which to learn natural English
>also have unlimited English speakers willing to converse with you for free
>English is also the international language
>have every resource needed to be Conrad Tier ESL
>dont

I need a hair cut

I probably listened to that shit live.

GoldenEye, Daniel Craig

Me too.

>holy shit
>2/3rds
ouchie NOV looks rough unless he gets into gear

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That's why libs were so furious about his name being on them. They know it means people will respect him for it.

Back? What?

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Our basketball-American bretheren got their trumpbux.

This t b h.

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Heather Brooke
Holy fuck link

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VarvasFuKKer
8 months ago
The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inchesNext I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

Pfffh look at this nigga forehead...this the type of nigga you want as the head president of the U-nited States?

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> 2/3rds of Americans are low IQ

imagine my shock

i need a hair cut
oh wait i'm bald

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Also revoke their passports, expel them, and seize the land.

Casino Royale doesn't feel like a Bond movie but I view that as a good thing. Otherwise, The Living Daylights.

you don't remember the URL?

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>His approval rating seems to be inching up again

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Homosexuality is a social metric though

JUST SHAVE YOUR HEADS YOU MARMALUKES

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The truth is cvg would have shut it down at least 2 weeks before blumpf and blimpy should have better sources than cvg

Fix your forehead mothafucka

EVEN NBA PLAYER WANT TRUMP TO BE DUNKED IN CORONA!!

>JUST SHAVE YOUR HEADS YOU MARMALUKES
But I'm not bald.

congrats!

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whats cvg?

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