I went to visit my local hospital with a hard hat and reflective vest pretending to work there and got the C19...

i went to visit my local hospital with a hard hat and reflective vest pretending to work there and got the C19 bullshit-virus on purpose last week for the sake of testing it

got no symptoms at all and i've been smoking 2-3 packs of unfiltered cigs every day for the last 50 years (i'm 62 and drive taxi in new york city)

i tested positive 6 days ago and tested negative today, zero symptoms what so ever. kept smoking my cigs and driving my cab

is this whole thing a hoax set up to have beyond retarded people pretend themselves to death?

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The virus is real, the reaction is disproportionate.

Nice larp.

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I know you're just retarded shitposting but you do bring up good point... Any kind of "official" looking safety attire will get you in most places because security is a joke almost everywhere.

>i'm 62 and drive taxi in new york city
>nyc taxi driver that speaks english
>mfw
let’s see that medallion OP
t. new yorker

Lies

No one fucking takes taxis anymore and 62 year olds dont post on Yas Forums

Post a pic of your positive test result

Oh thats right u dont have one. Go away

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chaotic idiots everywhere holy shit

I like your choice of cigarettes. You have good taste in tobacco.

Give it two weeks.

you seem like a super smart one, i'm sure you can find that picture of my test result if you look hard enough

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Underage ban

Those are good smokes.

thanks

>No one fucking takes taxis anymore
rural and suburban retard

>2-3 packs a day
40-60 cigarettes

American spirits take at around 10 minutes to smoke 1

60 times 10 = 600 minutes to smoke 3 packs a day

Thats 10 hours smoking a day and claims to work in a cab. Go jump off a bridge

I am a 15th generation new yorker and can smell your bullshit from a mile away

you have never been to nyc

How low do your balls hang old man?

They dont. Born and raised in brooklyn and still there faggot. People take ubers and lyfts now retard. If you work for a yellow cab company you are basically unemployed.

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Not even a good larp.
CV is fake as fuck too.

sample size of one

I am there right now penis breath

where do you get your smokes? you buy em by the carton? where?

Wrong my nigga
63
May corona wipe boomer scum from the planet.

1 in 4 cheap/foreign tests were false positives or false negatives.

I actually think I've got it. I have had increased shortness of breath, my throat constantly feels like it needs to be cleared, whenever I smoke it burns my lungs, my nose has been runny, no matter how hard or much I cough nothing comes up. Feeling very hot at inappropriate times or tasks

What the fuck happened to Yas Forums?
I'm suddenly unable to reply in threads.
Only way I'm commenting now is from the front page. In thread it won't even open the reply box. Things are missing like the update box!

Peak gayness. This is the dumbest fucking larp I’ve ever seen on this faggot ass board. Kill your fucking sold immediately

Did you say bad things about Jews? Probably Mossad.

30% of paid rides in NYC are still cabs

Cigarettes actually are protective against this virus. I'm not kidding, multiple studies from multiple countries have confirmed. I can post links or you can Google it yourself

>still coping

Fuck this is annoying, not being able to do anything on Yas Forums for no reason.
Like I'm not banned if I can post - and I don't know why functions would be missing even if I was.

Yeah so. U want a cookie?

U dont even post a link just some bs statistic u just pulled out of your ass. Go away kid

You’re not even smoking 1 pack of spirits a day that’s nearly an impossible feat given the available time in the day.
I smoke and been feeling great during pandemic so I hear you but you’re not smoking 1 pack let alone 2 of spirits plus the browns are gross.

anyone know how I can fix this problem I'm having?

i roll down the window in my cab to smoke mostly all the time

directly from the factory. call them up

He based because he raises a good point. Smokers do have lower rates of infection and lethality. Smoking has antiviral properties and unfiltered cigarette smoking is the best thing you could be doing now.

I havent been smoking for the past 5 months (insurance reasons and didn't feel like it after for a while). I have COVID-19 now. I'm not going to resume in the midst of it but I been smoking my usual 5 unfiltered cigarettes a day, I doubt I would have come down with it.

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