Texan here, tell me something Canada is known for besides maple syrup, putin, and hokey.
Do Canadians even have culture?
Texan here, tell me something Canada is known for besides maple syrup, putin, and hokey
Sebastian Evans
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Lincoln Evans
Canada is famous for losing a war to France, treating their native people worse than any other country in the world, calling melted cheese a meal, and being totally unable to comprehend the fact that monopoly is played in linear time and you can't take moves back when you feel like you're losing.
Fuck you Mike.
Christopher Parker
One time they made a documentary about trailer parks.
Evan Hernandez
Poutine and maple syrup are not that big of a deal here. Hockey is for sure. Other “cultural” things include cold weather, outdoor activities such as fishing and hunting and our accent. There are areas in the country where the accent is super distinctive, such as Newfoundland and even northern Ontario (similar to Minnesota for the latter).
Owen Fisher
French Canada produces the goat fighter GSP
Julian Roberts
Yes, they have all flavors of shitskin culture.
Thomas Phillips
Celine Dion
Easton Thompson
You're welcome.
Tyler Reed
well, they were known for fucking animals so often in recent years the government had to pass laws against it.
Apparently this wasn't a problem until the percentage of whites in the country fell below 80%.
Noah Long
lol, another candidate for a "faces of meth" poster
Luis Sanders
>texan here
Jackson Nelson
Nice scenery
If you don't live in TO/Van, the cities are relatively peaceful
Shatner
Fresh water reserves
RUSH, triumph, and April wine
Bob & Doug
The CanadArm
Ryder Price
Good people...work hard except for our lazy teachers union.
Robert Allen
Bagged milk and pepperoni that'll make you shit like never before
Jayden Stewart
Dog rape
Isaac Taylor
Canadians are not flooded with spics like you are, cowboy
Kevin Ward
Mexico would be ok if it wasn't for all the mexicans.
Ryder Davis
Unironically the paradise that redpilled Yas Forums Americans dream of
-millions of acres of fish and hunting and trees and shit
-incredibly low crime rate due to lack of niggers, even the cities have low crime
-friendly neighbors who say hi and care about you
-rust valley if you're into that shit
-you can still order everything from Amazon/the us
-on average the women are thinner and fitter than the USA and have had fewer sexual partners
-college is cheaper because of free market competition and the top stem university is here
-we have the best southern neighbor in the world
Charles Cook
Agree, it was way better when the Spanish ruled, their mistake was to breed with those subhumans instead of slaughtering them like the British did in America
Jordan Ward
This one hits pretty close to home. It brings a tear to my eye....
Samuel Morris
How about newfies sodomizing their kids
Gabriel Peterson
We do have a great neighbour. I recently went to detroit and only met a single person who acted like a dink. They were a mcdons cashier. Everyone else was super pleasant.
Hudson Hill
Jordan Richardson
Alberta is literally Texas-lite. I know some oil workers that love it there
Jaxson Gonzalez
We did prior to PET and Mulroney wiping it out and their successors replacing us with 15 million shitskins.
Aiden Nguyen
Hunter Thompson
Don't forget about the bear fucking romance book winning their version of the Pulitzer Prize in Lit..
Also, Chechen homosexuals.
Hunter Campbell
The british got slaughtered by Americans.
FIFY
Joseph Robinson
I hear alaska is pretty big..bigger even..way bigger
Jayden Gomez
Leafs do have Tim Hortons
Nathaniel Reyes
I'm talking about the indians, m8
Grayson Scott
Gigantic testicles
Blake Nelson
Gross
Nathaniel Powell
Kek, Americans are basically European tough
Mason Rivera
you're not from toronto
to say that you are would be lying
Samuel Morales
How does an indian wipe their ass?
Thomas Baker
Canada moves towns around.
Logan Barnes
They scrub their ass on the sand
Dominic Garcia
I heard the use a fucking leaf.
Alexander Long
That dude aged like shit water.
Grayson Sanders
Meth is surprisingly popular among the upper classes. When I was growing up, it was always considered a poor person drug. The kind of shit hillbillies cooked up in trailers out in the woods. Now it's made in fucking labs and suburban housewives tweak on that garbage.
Hudson Nguyen
Canadians are just mutts with a terrible healthcare system.
Angel Perez
I don't think you're fit to talk about "a terrible healthcare", $400 dollars to call an ambulance? Top kek
Brayden Foster
Texan here. Been travelin to Canada for the last two years. They look weird and I don't particularly care for them. AMA
Josiah Price
Fuck off Randy! I've got work to do.
Bentley Anderson
Peameal bacon
Joseph Foster
>Do Canadians even have culture?
Even better......we know HOW to spell. Faggot !
Carter Hill
it's not much better here. they fuck you hard if you need an ambulance
Aaron Russell
The Québécois, yes. A brave and daring people with an incredible history and culture once you burrow into it. “English” Canada is the scum of Scotland, the ones too cowardly to try their hands in India. Boring and drab and awful. The west is just chinks.