/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3306 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,330,856 (+706) ► Died: 160,754 (+111) ► Day: 101 (-23:59:59)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,347 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
youtu.be/jGQT3YyE-n4
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
archive.is/MzGVw

Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
archive.is/Rnyz6

China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
archive.is/blCuE

Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
archive.is/ZERUi

Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
archive.is/MzGVw

>INFO
"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

Virus infects T lymphocytes, simultaneous coinfection possible
archive.is/zvbcU

Dengue-like fever and rash
archive.is/PJp5G

Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

At least 54 patients under 30 have died in the US
archive.is/1G9wA

>REMINDER
Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
archive.is/756dB

NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
archive.is/tV5Z0

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
archive.is/j8GJa

>LATEST
160 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Carolina
741 new cases and 50 new deaths in Connecticut
1,970 new cases and 156 new deaths in Massachusetts
1,585 new cases and 125 new deaths in Illinois
182 new cases and 9 new deaths in Missouri
173 new cases and 3 new deaths in Tennessee

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YES!

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Kikes trying to split threads. Thanks for doing gods work Argie

>2329449 infected
>160558 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Anyone remember that Unabomber anime girl pic with her reading the book? I can't fucking find it, help me out anons

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The virus leaking as an accident. The working on viruses were on purpose.

Also the world is too reliant on China which offers them far too much leverage in this mishap. There is pretty much no other country barring America that has this much leeway with a global fuck up.

Remember you're important! Wash your hands, take care of yourself!

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He's getting wrecked m8
The jani i mean, not Panoramix

Oh easy, easy.

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Where the fuck are you even vpn from BlackNigger?

Shhhh! :3

We have to be quiet now, okay? ^ω^

Or we will get in trouble... ;_;

I just wanted to make sure you're okay!

*huggles* (^▽^(^▽^*)

Are you?

You better be!! (´・ω・`)

Or I'll have to do this...

*wuggles extra hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ノ

You're super duper important, okay?

Remember that! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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>be UK
>want huawei to fuck off now plz
>already have their tech everywhere
> need it gone before you break the news or theyll use it to fuck you
>suddenly 5g masts get burned by "Conspiracy Theorists"
>masts quickly replaced now

google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-52296666

>Why?
Niggers don't take their vitamins and ovaltine

New Mexican numbers:
622 new cases
104 new deaths

It is over, Mexico will be the next Wuhan
Total:
7497 confirmed cases
650 confirmed deaths

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IM GAY

I BOOP YOUR TUMMY TUM TUM :3 X3

GIVE ME KISS

UGHH~

BE SAFE THERE OUT THERE!

WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS

-PUNCHES YOUR NOSE AND CHEEK AND TUMMY TUM TUM-

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for the continued safety and survival of the human race we need to stop china once and for all

And i say this as someone who is generally anti war.

There are two world war 3 scenarios in my head and china is way more dangerous than the other option i have in my head

See, this is where liberals are fucking up, right? They're trying to turn the whole situation into an oh nooooo not the poor niggerinos story, which causes people on the right that were somewhat skeptical in the first place to go full nothingburger and tune all of this shit out.

Thanks, you too, stay safe, no touch face

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garcon, my nothing burger tastes like a black swan

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based

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I suppose I can give you both a hug at the same time and wish you well. Remember Corona-chan likes fatties so exercise every day.

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>There is absolutely no way all those reddit posts that were being posted earlier were faked
Isn't plebbit owned partly by chinese interests? seems awfully convenient

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
AND
FUCK YOU

So what's the other one, toothpaste? And I agree, fuck China. They're a threat to the entire planet and should be treated as such.

UK (country with lockdown) compared to Sweden (country without lockdown). If you follow the actual evidence, the death statistics, it is clear a lockdown policy is retarded.

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pls no

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infinitely superior to long posting a bunch of shitty faggotry. Stay safe user

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It's fine. Whites are going to think they are immune because most "essential workers" who died were black and force the economy open. Then when it hits places like Alabama and Mississippi and Florida we get our super shitstorms.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 738,792 (39,014) #2 Spain 194,416 (20,639) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 143,724 (4,538) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 36,760 (2,368) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 15,722 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Mexico 7,497 (650) #32 Denmark 7,242 (346) #33 Norway 7,069 (164) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,586 (70)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +622 (+104) #2 Brazil +38 (+7) #3 Norway +33 #4 Myanmar +9 #5 Paraguay +4…

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Rejoice brother soon we'll be free

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Thank you Bocchi!

>See, this is where liberals are fucking up, right?
Since when are they not fucking up
If you visit liveleak, it has videos of 300+ nigherinos mass gathering for a barbeque

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the other one is turkey in the future going full middle east genocide mode pulling the west and russia into a giant ass clusterfuck

Thoughtful boopposter. Thank you.

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Can it be proved that they emit high pitched noises if you cant record it on a normal phone? Would it still do it during a power cut?

I agree. Let all the weak ones die. Thanks memefaggot kike for your good sense.

>mexico will be the next wuhan
lmao every where is going to be the next wuhan, dont you get it?