/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3305 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,329,449 (+80,586) ► Died: 160,558 (+6,413) ► Day: 100 (-01:48:49)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,347 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
youtu.be/jGQT3YyE-n4
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>NEWS
China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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>INFO
People that had mild symptoms might not be immune
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Blacks are 30% in Chicago but 72% of the deaths
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Reinfection has now been reported in the US
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Under 1 year old baby dies in the US
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>REMINDER
China burning bodies without testing or registration
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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>LATEST
160 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Carolina
741 new cases and 50 new deaths in Connecticut
1,970 new cases and 156 new deaths in Massachusetts
1,585 new cases and 125 new deaths in Illinois
182 new cases and 9 new deaths in Missouri
173 new cases and 3 new deaths in Tennessee

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mothership.sg/2020/04/pigeon-viral-video-get-covid/
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>ITS TOTALLY HABBENIN GUIZE TWO MORE WEEKS GAIZ AMIRITE GUISE

Praise Coronachan

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I live in NY, tell me why I don't know a single sick person. Not one.

Cuz ur an incel

1 - You get coronavirus and recover
2 - You get coronavirus and recover but with permanent lung damage
3 - Your parents get coronavirus
4 - You die from coronavirus
5 - You get to have passionate sex with Coronachan, but she gives you both syphilis and coronavirus in the process
6 - A random Jew dies from coronavirus
7 - Your whole family except for you dies from coronavirus
8 - You survive the pandemic but society breaks down and you get stabbed by looters
9 - You find out top secret information about the origins of the virus and the CCP assassinates you
0 - You don’t get coronavirus

Doubles - A world leader of your choosing dies from coronavirus

Triples - A country of your choosing collapses due to coronavirus

Quads - Nuclear war breaks out with China

Unlike you, no.
Literally not one person, no family member, no friend, no coworker, nobody anyone they know.

At what point does this turn into a "you catch it you deserve to die"

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Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19
>Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19
Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19
>Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19
Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19
>Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19
Anime Expo 2020 Cancelled Due to COVID-19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ok

Is the virus real?

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I live in NY too and its obvious you don't know anyone

Oh, I didn't know you knew everybody.

no
not at all
let's go party

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the weebarinos!

Why do jannies and mods allow roll posting
it completely shits up entire threads and its obviously shills, they all disappear every time that shit starts up. Please jannies make it stop

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Covid Doomers BTFO

Large-scale Santa Clara antibody test suggests COVID-19 cases are underreported by factor of 50-85

sfgate.com/news/editorspicks/article/Santa-Clara-antibody-test-coronavirus-results-case-15208216.php

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burger of nothing
hamburgesa de nada
meatless buns
bun devoid of flesh
asian morals burger
nothing burger
bill mitchel sandwhich
harmless bats
Fuck XI and his daughter likes BBC in all pores

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just now? when was it scheduled for?

>IT DOESN'T METTER IF WE ALL DIE

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCK MY FIRST NEET THERE

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Now, this one makes more sense.
Roll!

>fell for the meme

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roll posts are the best shill posts. retards

>having a social circle is knowing everybody
And the incel reveals himself

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 738,340 (38,990) #2 Spain 194,416 (20,639) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 143,475 (4,477) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 36,722 (2,361) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 15,722 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (164) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,586 (70)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +28,605 (+1,836) #2 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #3 Russia +4,785 (+40) #4 France +3,824 (+642) #5 Turkey +3,783 (+121) #6 Spain +3,577 (+637) #7 Italy +3,491 (+482) #8 Brazil +3,040 (+220) #9 Germany +2,078 (+125) #10 Canada +1,456 (+160) #11 Iran +1,374 (+73) #12 India +1,370 (+35) #13 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #15 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #16 Peru +931 (+48) #17 Ireland +778 (+41) #18 Portugal +663 (+30) #19 Pakistan +613 (+8) #20 Sweden +606 (+111) #21 Mexico +578 (+60) #22 Ecuador +572 (+35) #23 Japan +509 (+32) #24 Chile +478 (+10) #25 Ukraine +444 (+8) #26 Poland +363 (+15) #27 Romania +351 (+10) #28 Qatar +345 (+1) #29 Switzerland +326 (+41) #30 Indonesia +325 (+15) #31 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #32 Serbia +304 (+7) #33 Israel +283 (+13) #34 South Africa +251 (+2) #35 Philippines +209 (+10)…

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>Father got a runy nose today
Bros...

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Florida is retarded. They're on team corona chan

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nothingburger.info has been shoah'd? I was redpilling the fuck out of normies. any new sites up?

No way they were going to hold it after we turned LACC into a field hospital, they were just delaying the inevitable and SDCC being canned was the nail in the coffin.

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Shit better be quads because I'm farming and will be largely unaffected by Corona unless society breaks down to the point where looting starts on my island.

Is anyone else sad that the anime expo was cancelled?
Also ive heard of some shows and products being delayed due to this
Hopefully I can still use my stimulus to order a Marisa fumo

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>antibody test
lol

No clouds yet it looks dark and gloomy. why?

nothingburger.today/ lol

Are all these businesses screwed until a vaccine?
Convention centers
Hotels
Cinemas
Game centers
Salons
Spas
Theme parks
Sporting events
Live action entertainment
Public transportation
Gyms
Any eatery that cannot rely on take out.

ATTENTION NOTHING BURGERS!!

Want to prove us doomer-fags wrong? Well now you can!! We're seeing a massive push to open the American economy back up. People have been going out in public, to churches, to beaches and to protests.

All you gotta do is participate! That's right! Go out! Party! Socialize! Gather in large groups so you can PROVE THE DOOMERS WRONG AND SHOW THIS IS ALL A NOTHING-BURGER

As a doomer, let me tell you that we are going to be so OWNED when we keep hearing news stories about huge mass protests and parties and events but yet the numbers keep going down.

AND THAT'S GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL FAKE!! It's a total nothingburger. So please, I'm begging you. Go out! Have fun! Protest with Alex Jones and make some new friends! This is your chance, go out and MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

Corona will wipe out humaity
>no cure
>no containment
>animal transmission
>100% fatal over several months,
>any "surivivors" will be sterile cripples

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blame lays on bill mitchells shoulders. wonder how happy he is right now. Would love to see him posting selfies at the beach but we all know hes too much of a bitch to actually leave his house

lol it's cause the virus isn't real dumb-dumb
it was a jew operation coincided with flu season so they could pass it off as a new virus.
why do you think it's been below the peak for what, 15 days now?

Vitamin C user push it to the max 2g an hour. If you develop loose stools you know you have reached max dosage. Use just a bit lower than that and spread it out over the day

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There's a guy in my neighborhood who walks around wearing a medieval plague doctor outfit. I've seen him multiple times and he always has a small group of children following him. What is going on?

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>SARS survivors spent the rest of their lives with fucked organs and bed ridden
>corona-chan survivors______

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>104 days until the vaccine

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Man is it still between a nothing burger / happenings
This is the slowest happening ever I wish it would mutated so I could go kill niggers

because you're a faggot who lives in a nothing town near the leaf border

roll

What are you seething over, schizo?

obnoxious frog

Fuck your grandparents. They aren’t going to pay anyones mortgage.

Nothingburger faggots blown the FUCK out over the past week.

I hate to say it because of the meme but seriously just wait 2 more weeks and see the heavy death toll

I hope so.

so when will corona actually become deadly and dangerous? it's just a flu and every death in 2020 so far has been labeled as covid19. something smells here and it's not your underwear this time.

All the plague doctors died shortly after starting their tenure due to a fatal flaw in their outfit. Funny enough he has the same flaw exposed ankles.
Let him spread Corona-chans love user

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fuck

I’m hope it mutates

>Convention centers
>Hotels
>Theme parks
>Sporting events
>Live action entertainment venues
You mean field hospitals for the next wave in fall?

you could always just go to chicago

Gonna order a Carl's Jr family meal

And eat it all myself

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Is it in Africa yet? They're due a good cull.

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In case you missed it yesterday

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=GI7sBsBHdCk&feature=emb_title

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=GI7sBsBHdCk&feature=emb_title

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Already a heavy death toll also getting so annoyed sitting in my fucking house all day

DUUUUUUUUVAL

They were spraying what I assume
to be very nasty disinfectants out of repurposed fog machines (basically huge vape rigs, same concept). Birds are VERY sensitive to airborne contaminants. Consider how "Teflon flu" makes birds drop dead at levels that don't even affect humans.

The deaths wi be the food riots of autumn winter 2020 as this gets a foothold in livestock and food is dumped faster than it is now

It's in the pigeons already

mothership.sg/2020/04/pigeon-viral-video-get-covid/

it's just a seasonal flu

so uma gripezinha, bro

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Looks like an autist impregnated a hambeast 2 times and made derp kids