/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3304 - CCP Virus Editions

Thanks for not posting the fat pregnant shit

it's just a seasonal flu

checked that id

STOP. YOU CAN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOUR FACE MASK

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>can watch Millenials vs Zoomers online

>Wiki says I'm a Gen Z zoomer if I'm born in 1995

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What's this about mosquitoes ?

This happening is an endurance event. It's not going to finish in just one month or two or even six. Two years from now we're still going to be dealing with this and we're still going to be seeing thousands of deaths per day.

>march 17: 149 American Deaths
>April 17: 37,000 deaths

LETS OPEN BACK UP

Wait for real?

Pleb
>FApXD
Go back

Pray that we are wrong and mosquitos dont start being a way to spread the virus

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

Dude. Actual flu season is over. This isn't seasonal

Moms suck at teaching
Open Schools Now

More like thousands of nothingburgers per day.

>twin towers bombed
>3000 dead
Fuck off with this fake shit. This Nothingburger won’t start endless wars for Israel

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we're going to be seeing the curves spike straight back up now just from all of the dumb protesters, church goers and beach goers. Literally half of this country isn't sticking to the quarantine anymore.

The next few weeks are gonna get interesting.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 737,217 (38,932) #2 Spain 191,726 (20,639) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 143,342 (4,459) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 36,658 (2,354) #13 Canada 33,383 (1,470) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 15,722 (521) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 10,296 (222) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (164) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,577 (70)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +27,482 (+1,778) #2 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #3 Russia +4,785 (+40) #4 France +3,824 (+642) #5 Turkey +3,783 (+121) #6 Italy +3,491 (+482) #7 Brazil +2,976 (+213) #8 Germany +1,945 (+107) #9 Canada +1,456 (+160) #10 Iran +1,374 (+73) #11 India +1,370 (+35) #12 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #14 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #15 Peru +931 (+48) #16 Spain +887 (+637) #17 Ireland +778 (+41) #18 Portugal +663 (+30) #19 Pakistan +613 (+8) #20 Sweden +606 (+111) #21 Mexico +578 (+60) #22 Ecuador +572 (+35) #23 Japan +509 (+32) #24 Chile +478 (+10) #25 Ukraine +444 (+8) #26 Poland +363 (+15) #27 Romania +351 (+10) #28 Qatar +345 (+1) #29 Switzerland +326 (+41) #30 Indonesia +325 (+15) #31 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #32 Serbia +304 (+7) #33 Israel +283 (+13) #34 South Africa +251 (+2) #35 Philippines +209 (+10)…

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>Nice numbers friend
>Good luck Spain, god communism is scary I hate it
Are you even human? Is this some kind of new neocon bot???

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I don't really care about this trash,every generation are made of mostly retards so whats the point lmao

roll

All ded

Not happening bro

Still so boring. Where is mah extinction asteroid? Where is mah coronal mass ejection great enough to consume the Earth? I want utter destruction otherwise I am bored.

4.5 million by mid june and 10k dead a day
Normies will deny it exists
The feds will stop counting, pretend it doesnt exist and hope it magically goes away
Economy crashes again in July and cant recover, logistics falls apart
150 million deaths minimum, potentially wipes out the country
Screencap

Is it true?

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I'm KEK AND KEK IS ME!

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rawlin

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>seasonal
It’s on the decline across the US. The flu season doesn’t just end overnight, it slows down over time. Give it two weeks.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Roll

Let's hope for so mething good.

Gary, Stay safe for us please?

Google gmo mosquito drop china

And gmo mosquito release mistake

Hybrid stronger mosquitoes replacing local weaker ones after the drop instead of having infertile offspring.
All happened last year

This death rate is boring.
Yes it's killing a lot of people but it's not enough to noticeably decrease the population on this overpopulated shithole planet

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>Mother developed a rash at the basis of the neck
Is this associated with mild or severe cases ?
I've read everything and its contrary.

Roll

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Or bats

Is everyone in New York dead

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stop making this stupid post
you're a nothingperson no more real than an uighur
roll

Kamikaze roll

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KEK, LEND ME YOUR POWER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Roll

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>2
Welp, never even had pneumonia.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We're not gonna have extinction, we're just going to see economic depressions, famine, mass migration, wars, and eventually the collapse of global superpowers and a complete restructuring of the world's geopolitical schema.

But I guess that's too boring for you? How bad is your ADD?

they are already

Most people in my area ignored the lockdowns anyway. Biggest offenders are boomers and niggers. NY put an executive order requiring everyone to wear masks in public. I had to get a package at the post office, I was the only one wearing a mask, even the USPS staff weren't wearing them. First customer in line was a faggot boomer with 50 packages that had to be individually labeled, probably selling bogus chink masks on ebay.
Fuck everyone.

I'm old and should just commit suicide if I want to die so bad. But sometimes I catch myself wishing for this whole fucking planet to just burn. I mean I actually get frustrated when I hear GOOD news about Corona. That's fucked up.

SONGBIRDS A VECTOR TOO
People are staying in their back gardens. Quietly feeding the birds

More about birds dead with coronvirus symptoms

>Other alleged symptoms of the disease include that the birds appear as if they have breathing problems, that some of the head feathers have fallen out and that the eyelids appear stuck together. Diseased birds no longer consume food and apparently can no longer swallow. Some tits look like they are thirsty.

>Worryingly, up to five dead tits are often reported from a garden, suggesting that this is a highly contagious disease. Unfortunately, nothing is yet known about what it is. The spring occurrence and the particular threat to Blue Tits fits no recognised disease. However, it is obvious that it is spread when birds meet, making feeding stations a point of transmission. As such, German homeowners are being asked to immediately stop feeding birds if they start noticing dead or dying tits in their garden – a social distancing for birds, so to speak.

>The first cases were reported from Rheinhessen, in the state of Rhineland-Palatinate, on 11 March. By 8 April, in excess of 60 cases involving more than 150 dead tits had been noted in an area stretching from Rhineland-Palatinate eastwards through Hessse to Thuringia (the latter just west of the city of Leipzig).

>While the victims are predominately Blue Tits, there have been cases of other species, such as Great Tits, also suffering. The diseased birds are being observed in the vicinity of garden feeding stations, and are immediately noticeable because they no longer react to the environment around them. Blue Tits are being found sat apathetically with their feathers fluffed up, making no attempt to escape approaching people, and then dying shortly afterwards.

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>hospitalizations are going down because they die so fast

We Will all going to die bc of Covid in our old age.

I just hate our species at this point we are a goddamn failure

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Hopefully

You dare insult the beauty of pregnant woman?

what's it gonna be, what's it gonna be

>CHINK HYPER DEAD

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>21% death rate with potential reinfections/reactivations
>high r0
its not noticeable yet, but give it time

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It almost was, remember early on how many celebs and sportsniggers were reporting catching it? Now not a single one. They're all crying in their mansions right now

>Spain adding 610 new deaths at 01:30 AM

fuckers thought I was going to be a sleep and not see them eh?

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Someone prove me wrong, but I don't see any genus alphacoronavirus that replicates in mosquitos or ticks... still searching...

abortion
economic decline
dIsease
We are at peak population now

>The WHO propaganda "concert" is still on
lmao

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lmao thank you for the chuckle user

What the hell is Cornona?

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i hope lovebirds cant be infected my heart would break if my birb get infected and end up dying

Gotchu senpai

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The mortality rate is highly dependent on people being unable to receive proper medical care which is already happening in shithole countries that would never have shit together enough to accurately report. You will just have to be patient as we begin phase two of the outbreaks.

If animals really are a vector I have to conclude this really was a major fuck up. No one would purposely release such an uncontrollable weapon in to the environment not even the crazies at the royal society.
It also means all the scripts people like gates and his technocrat and banker buddies are going to use to try and deal with this situation are going to prove useless.
Interesting times in which we live user what a gift it was to be born during such an age.(and I do mean that unironically)

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You know things are well past the point of recovery when the potential of a world wrecking plague hits and the majority of the population just kinda shurgs, a kind of species wide apathy that curdles your blood and makes you wonder why you were cursed with the ability to notice these things, what eldritch god gave your the foresight to see what others don’t

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MORE MUSLIMS IN SPAIN DOING THE PRAYER ON THE STREET WHILE CHRISTIANS CAN'T GO TO CHURCHES

>twitter.com/bertrandmyd/status/1251622931660144643

HERD INMUNITY IN THE MUSLIM POPULATION SOON

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I'M GONNA FUCKING PANIC AAAAAAAAAA

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eh roll

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LEMME ASK YOU SOMETHING RICK

whats it like?

I love these two guys. They're like Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan.

>HERD INMUNITY
Lol their elders are going to die with Allah on the mind dude.

An alcoholic beverage from mexico. Its pretty shitty

RIP IN PEICE

Let them pray, the sickness will thin that herd yet

Are they indoor birds or outdoor/ balcony birds? Maybe bring them in?

Are many normies watching? My mother is.

>V FOR VENTILATOR

lmao

>If animals are a vector
>If
Lad, animals are already a vector of this virus,cats an dogs (see china massive purge of domestic animals), tigers,bats an now (supposedly) birds

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>21% with reinfection/reactivation
>not 100%
SK found a 46% of death in "recoverd"

>No one would purposely release such an uncontrollable weapon in to the environment
consider the plot of 12 Monkeys

Bunch of musicians singing songs and then crediting hospital workers, the WHO, etc...
Legit fucking pointless. Tedros needs to re-evaluate himself.

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here we go boys

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Patience my potato appreciating friend, all good thing come to those who wait

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roll

we are all Cassandra. wonder why we were cursed this way. is love of knowledge a sin?

let's see what my odds are

Uhhh.mine is both i had no clue how to tame when i got mine so in the in daylight we let it in a cage outside outdoor and night inside,problem its that we need to close the house for it to stay inside but lovebirds are cowardly as fuck so if anything gets close to him he goes to his house lol so he might be safe
I'm more worried about human contact because people in brazil are retards and sometimes some people from my family shows up

Yeah, it’s basically the flu.

>2325355 infected
>160448 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Wonder if it's in the goddamned ticks then.

Mauritania is now free of Coronavirus, with 6 recoveries and 1 death. Say something nice about them!

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>China & South Korea claiming fewer new cases than Estonia

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>tfw ton of mdma and mushrooms and no curious gf to share it with.
It's not fair, bros.

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The kraut is back

spine tingling user

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D is prime

not what i said kys

Corona is chronic. Check the plebbit sub /COVIDpositive. There’s hundreds of posts reading

“5 weeks still have symptoms”

“Thought I was cured in March, had cough all this week”

“Can’t shake this thing, anyone else feel the same?”

“Will this ever go away?”

It's not what it was intended to do.

Time for full Karen has come

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Just go live in a tiny island somewhere bro.
Just get out of big cities.
Life can't be bad in a cozy philippine island.

Roll

>clown comes out on stage to tell everyone the building is about to explode
>everyone points and laughs at the clown

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ok a suicidal mad man might but I tend to think the powers that be actually value their life and the comforts society brings them. That and what is the point if you don't have plebs to rule over?

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It's correct. Just embrace it, with all the media memes about 'millennials' half the Millennials (born in the 80s) seem to think they're Gen X.

Also correct.

Generation blocks are a meme and it doesn't make that much of a difference, any individual's 'generation' culturally feel like the people born within 10ish years of you in either direction.

I don't care about relgion,race,sex,whatever i jsut wished to our species to be actually inteliggent and empathic, that we seek the beyond and the mysteries of the universe or just things each other can do,seek quality and not just quantity... to be able to stop being lazy and to be able to face hardships not being cowardly fucks that are scared of troubles in life if it means what they want to get...

>Species
Fuck off chinkshit
Your species are the dung beetles
Absolutely nobody is to blame for this except your stank country

wonder how much the musicians are getting paid. Excellent use of funding.

Ill try

1 000 000 000 around august
> normies will kill each other for food

Rip
NGMI

Three days ago, there was news about dead bodys were also able to infect others with corona, that would imply its in the blood, right? If it is ticks an mosquitos would also be able to carry the virus

Shit is fucked

The whole world is going to have fibromyalgia and there goes the global economy forever

anyone sending snaps of dem party places?