So lads, lifes shit

So lads, lifes shit.
Uni is going down the pan, trying to get my old mojo back. I was a great scientist.
Lets make this thread fun, I will personally give you the patent for whatever I invent from whatever question you need solving (could be literally anything).
Lets see if I am any good and if its worth continuing.

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do a flip faggot

I wuld use robotics for that. And servos.

DIY myostatin inhibitor

>DIY myostatin inhibitor
You want to stop Myostatin?
Okay, give me half hour. I have to learn biology in that time too.

jk i love you fren

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You want a homemade steroid?

Yes mate I want to get swol while I shitpost

I believe it's not a steroid in the normal sense of the word

i was lately thinking about a good water destialtor, maybe a fog-catcher, some shit that makes dirty water virus and bacteria free, i know there a lot of info online but havent been able to make one that works properly where i live, can you make it user?

Turn me into a cute anime girl!

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i need something better than metylophenidate, i have some chemical skills(i can make my own MPH)

make a better battery

K, I call dibs on a method of communication using paired compact fusion reactors to generate entangled particles
The tuning method will have something to do with the electromagnetic confinement system

Just look for chemical recipes online for that. That wouldnt be hard to solve. Unless you are looking for a tablet in powder form? That could be interesting.
Anabolics cross the blood brain barrier. Thats why they have to inject it.
But if you wanted tablet form, look at niacin, and picamilon. They both were bonded to cross the BBB to release GABA within the brain. Same vehicle as dopamine/valium/booze...only its used by Russian fighter pilots.

Look into Archimedes focus lensing.
Steaming is your solution.
Parabolics. Solid state too.
Earths curvature is your friend.

Turn me into a jew-killing cyborg

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Okay. Give me a mo.

There’s a yam that grows in Mexico that has been prized for its anabolic steroid effects for centuries. Probably can be refined, but it likely prefers the makeup of its native soil

Use a tank of chlorinated water next to the reactor. You can use certain dyes added to the water itself to detect neutrons of your choice by "doping" the tank.
You can create the solute by heating the temperature to your desired detector.
You will "slow" down the rotation of what ever is happening and capture it with a correctly tuned FLIR or nearest to it.
There will be a change in the magnetic field around it. So capturing that oscillation will be a way to replicate it.

comfy film featuring a scientist for you, fren. maybe it will help with your mojo

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And theres an untapped industry you just invented. Were the old natives buff as fuck? lol

>picamilon
Nice, never heard of that one

Liking your answers so far user. What about anti gravity, and travel at light speed kind of stuff?

I would need to kill you for that.
Because the brain would not be required.
John was a slave, but I would make you into Robocop.

Haha, nice. It’s just some shit I read on the internet. You, sir, have an actual spark of genius. There’s a certain momentum to that which is impossible to stop.

Sign me up

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Doublechecked.

Highly rated, for a variety of things.
Its not illegal, but I had to buy from Russia before.
Its a springboard for a lot of interesting stuff (potentially).

can you suggest me something better than metylophenidate(for faster learning and that oomph power boost to brain)

Alec Guiness is sweet. I'll give it a look.
Good age of film too.

Lol, the fuck you talking about? I am ruskie and first time I'm hearing about pilots using this shit. Care to share info? Also, I am some sort of an expert when it comes to PBD and IAS. Professionally competed and still run Test-E up me bum, delts and quads twice a year.

Travelling at the speed of light is impossible.
If you think of light speed travel as in not only matter, but the photons themselves. Just imagine only two photons exist in the universe, if they are the only things that exist, they would have to by design, be each others "observer".
But who "observes" them both? An equaliser.
Another photon is made.
We live in the realm of light, not time. Light only bows to heat.
Anti gravity, impossible. Unless you create black holes at will and slingshot yourself.
Better off looking into small motor technology. Motors basically.

Then go find out man.
Make a study group. Find out generations of people eating it, their bmi etc...
And what about heart rate etc?? They might be walking around eating the cure for heart disease. Whats the name of the yam and the tribe that ate it?

Make me up some Nembutal. That shit is liquid goid today. (liquid form only plz)

I'm not giving bad inventions. Moral reasons.

>Barbiturate
Benzos are better man, temazepan is my favorite sleeping aid

>sleeping aid
yea, that's not what I want it for.

Modafnil. You can buy online from india for fuck all. But only if you are over 18. And you should be anyway.