PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TWO WORDS: PER CAPITA EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence Commencement Address @USAFA 4/18/20
youtu.be/Y6oI5rveBU0
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471279-1/
youtu.be/brbArpX8t6I
>VP Pence on PBSNewsHour 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQow7exIgaQ
>Army for Trump Boot Camp Online w/Erin Perrine! 4/17/20
youtu.be/J-p4rhQ1cjY
>SoS Pompeo on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/kH0yHw34DcE
>SoS Pompeo on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150292719001/
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 4/17/20
youtu.be/TIhZwicnmPU
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150307789001/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471281-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on F&F 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQeEVIbt-v0
>Giuliani on Hannity 4/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150434420001
>Giuliani on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/uvBu0LORlnk
>Vets4TrumpCoChair Duff on OAN 4/17/20
youtu.be/obgFQD4ew_Q
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on Spicer&Co 4/17/20
youtu.be/cxWmJSVqG60
>SG Adams on F&F 4/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150270200001
>CDCDir Redfield on TODAY 4/17/20
youtu.be/oBKVLvDABlo
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 4/17/20
dvidshub.net/video/748097/
>CDC CERC Overview for Corona-chan 4/17/20
youtu.be/upkmaXoFJH8
>This Week@Interior 4/17/20
youtu.be/xtimNQxNoqA
>This Week@State 4/17/20
youtu.be/srFyE4GQQbs

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MAGA

MAGA

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AND HERE I THOUGHT SATURDAY PRESSERALLIES HAD STOPPED, /ptg/

Chink aids confirmed as nothingburger.

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DUDE
ANNE FRANK
LMAO

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MAGA

damn... Dr Birx fine af

don't @ me

LIBERATE TEXAS

AGAIN

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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MAGA

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NO MORE MONEY FOR AFRICA

They just skipped the last one out of respect for Easter weekend.

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>chink virus better than Trump
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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No rally like a Trump rally.

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>he can still keep track of what day it is
Lmao gay

MAGA

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>we

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Chinese Originated Viral Infectious Disease-2019 (COVID-19)

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don't worry, you have nothing to fear if you are white user
you...you are white, right?

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most boring presser of the year

KHANGZ

Remember when that kike's diary had some forged pages written with a ballpoint pen - which wasn't invented for years after she supposedly wrote it?

What did they mean by this

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Well, if there was one person who should know when a person is critically ill, it would be Patton Oswalt.

MAGA
kek

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Notice that there is no #IfJoeBidenWereInCharge hashtag.

Nobody said to open fuddruckers. I know he’s trying to be funny, but he’s not.

His wife would have lasted longer in a forced labour camp than in his bed

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>Week 1 begins on Sept. 29
>Week 29 ends on April 11
>Week 10 is March 7
Wut

Fuddruckers is still open?

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Too busy sleeping to head down there and correct this spelling mistake d.esu. Did my fellow bmore user go?

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>Trump doesn't know deaths per 100,000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this what jewish semen does to your brain?

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we should just have ant man climb into china viruses asshole and then grow

hmm some types like to hide cowering and some don`t.

>not playing Red/Blue version
Get out, zoomer.

>JUST STAY INSIDE. BE WORTHLESS. CONSUME. CONSUME. CONSUME.
>138k likes
I hope the doomers are right and this virus ends up worse in the second round.

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>you have nothing to fear if you are white user
IMAGINE not being white. Spaniards and Italians also confirmed non-white btw.

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>Patriot of the Soviet Motherland
More like recently released Vory that got lied to by Stalin and then locked up in jail again after the war ended.

yet you keep watching, thanks for the ratings

possibly with doordash

i hate limousine liberals
they are disconnect from actual people
these fucking kikes can live in their mansions for the rest of their lives while the average person cannot do it
i want these people to be thrown into lava pits in minecraft

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>What did he mean by this?
No, really, what did he mean?

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The heebs are doxxing themselves

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Where's the spelling mistake? They loosed their freedom of speech by yelling "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER" constantly.

It's like Trump supporters and cuckservatives want to die due to a virus.

Q&A is going to be lit!!!!!!!!

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>countries that do no WuFlu tests don't have the virus at all!
This is what Achmeds believe.

>YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THE FUCKING LYING CHINKS?

>Is this what jewish semen does to your brain?
Ahh yes, snus brings his sexual fantasies again

IS it or is it not ok to cry? Trump unclear on this issue.

It's marketing nonsense, you're very stupid.

WEAR YOUR FREEDOM FILTERS GOYIM

FILTERS 100% OF YOUR FREEDOM, GUARANTEED!

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>please notice us
It's what they do, they just hop in on trending tags like that sometimes. It's free real estate.

Trust Trump.

What are you implying? I don't understand your point.

WHY DIDNT THE PRESS DO THEIR JOB
WHY DIDNT YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS

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Truzzz = true

WALL

>why didn't you figure that out? why did we have to put up a chart?

There won't be consequences because Trump is not going to fuck over Ivanka and Jared's business dealings in China. Paper tiger.

Based

I see zooey has been introduced to the wall. I hope it was a good meeting.

I bet she is getting so many dick pics right now.

I have asthma

The press is chastened by his anti-China bluster. I think they all wet themselves.

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Not true.

All the diary entries are written in various types of ink and (coloured) pencil, not in ballpoint. The document analysis by the Netherlands Forensic Institute showed that the main part of the diary and the loose sheets were written in grey-blue fountain pen ink. In addition, Anne also used thin red ink, green and red colored pencils and black pencil for her annotations: not ballpoint.

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Wow I remember when she was kinda good looking

REEEEEEEEEE why drumpf talk when a womxyn is talking?!

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Good Lord no! You won't be able to take two steps without a Zubat up your ass!
Also I posted this kinda late but
Lol, half the planet would die. Not even from any virus. You want Bruce Banner or maybe Dr Strange. Yeah, Dr Strange. He'd actually be a good choice

>I have asthma
Nuts to your ass-mar

would

>OMG zoey deschanel os just like me i love her!!

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QRD ON PRESS CONFERENCE?

Is that how it works?

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WHAT IS
T
M
N

WHAT IS THE TMN?

GST Feed
youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9ekrLkq6I

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KEEP READING YOUR SCRIPT

WHO ARE YOU WITH?

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>Onions Females

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I have never seen Trump this calm for at least a week.

KEEP READING YOUR QUESTION

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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Turtle Mutant Ninjas

>worse than any democrat

ANGUS KING IS WORSE THAN ANY DEMOCRAT

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>watching this and thinking trump is in the wrong

lol at liberals

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Their website seems to be down. lol.

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Angus King, whoever that is, eternally btfo

>GO AHEAD
>KEEP READING YOUR QUESTION

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Calling out King.

“I WOUKD LIKE TO SEE US SHUT DOWN RAMADAN”

>TMN
Teenage Mutant Ninja...?

FAKE INDIEPENDENT
WORST THAN ANY DEMOCRAT

Reminds me of the time Birx refused a blood transfusion.

Lost cause

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HOLY FUCK THIS LIGHTWEIGHT REPORTER

why do these fucks keep getting in here?

Literally never heard of this network.

>Muh muslims
>Orthodox jews you may continue
>Invokes muh Israel just now
What a fucking clown

>who are you with?

>"TMN?"

>Go on, read your question.

>Of course he said that, he's a democrat

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Angus king BTFO

that loud fag got BTFO'd hahahahahaha

MUSLIMS CALLED OUT

ONLY ONE ANGUS IS KING

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>LIBERATE THE STATES
>LIBERATE CANADA
>LIBERATE MEXICO

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MOSQUES BTFO

Lol at that faggot tweeting about crying in bed

>make changes in the diary later on
>get caught
>"oh they were only annotations and meant nothing to the parts that I didn't forge and try to pass off as original!"

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“I JUST HAD A CALL WITH YOUR MOM”

Imagine thinking he's going to be THE ONE to finally get Trump

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Britain hasn't been doing that. Of course. They've only been fucking the Britons.

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He's really being a fucker today.

You're so pathetic at this.

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>Italians

These men are both northern Italian and very white.

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>they love mosques
>and I'm in favour of that

>btw heres why Israel is great

The absolute state of burgerclaps

oh fuck, I just assumed that was junior retweeting

“Pay for our security dotard blorphf”

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OANN PLEASE

here we go again with Israel cock sucking

OAN REAL QUESTION TIME

Biden Burisma encrypted blackerry menu rat line green zone phones

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kek

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>NOT YOU, BITCH! OAN!

Ohhh cool it with the antisemitic remarks drumpf

She's a convert.

OAN PLEASE
>it's not the hapa

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AWOO

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THEY DIDNT SHOW HER
i think its the blonde today

blondie, but can't tell who she is (or if she is hot).

Jews are dumb, optics to fool majority of jews to circumvent Tel Aviv works

I guess but at least I'm not on payroll wasting campaign donations ITT, right? Keep at it, I'm sure Brad and Jared are proud of all the hard work you guys *try* to put in, most importantly the big guy himself.

kys chink

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Blimpf is exhausted...this one today should have been scrapped

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lmao

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>rent
You can buy a whole damn neighborhood for that much money. Royals are fucking morons lmao.

Why the fuck is she carrying the dog

They'll get in on the ground floor as the globalists redeploy to india and they'll make incredible amounts of money because of globalism

You ARE working out during Drumpf’s quarantine aren’t you?

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Nancy Mafiosi has TWO rat-lines.
* ammo 1 trillion a year each year nato generals
* javvelins nato generals.

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They're not royals anymore.

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>Mass Transit Wuhan Virus

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BIRX COMMENDS FLORIDA AS BEST HEALTH SYSTEM IN COUNTRY

DESANTIS WAS RIGHT AGAIN

Someone pays them to ask certain questions and not to run certain stories.

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She is right you know

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too many needles on the gorund in la

>No he's just pretending to be retarded
Imagine coping and then actually making yourself believe this bullshit. No, he could use this opportunity to shut down both groups but no, it's got to be more pro-jew shit
>No he's just pretending to be retarded

April 23 is my new favorite holiday. Because every one is a step closer to an ideological war where whites destroy everything that's incompatible with their culture.

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That Asian dude really got axed lmao probably getting waterboarded

Trump rn

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And they decided to live there? Spend 10 million on a house around needles?

maybe in a flyover state

delete

Trump just btfo’d Rosa Parks

Holy shit. Imagine the campaign. "I built the entire nations economy back up just for Trump to crash it."

Obama will blast Trump.

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>the rosa parks of government injustices
what?

>believing in anne frank

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Nothing will drive turnout for Trump more than Obama going on the campaign trail.

>WHO ARE YOU?
>WHICH SENATOR SAID THAT?
>WHICH TWEET?
>WHY DIDN'T YOU REPORT ON IT THEN?
>KEEP READING YOUR QUESTION.

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Honestly, this social distanced press is pretty comfy, no longer is it this packed house full of hyenas salivating, its now just a bunch of salivating...poodles.

Virginia is trying to take your guns away, but I the man who actually said "take the guns first, due process later" am going to do fuck all nothing to help you. Or any other gun owners in this country.

Only thing that matters. Where's the no fly zone in Syria bro? Where is greater Israel bro?

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Trump crashed the economy to prove he could do it again, without “Obama’s economy”

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Look at this. How many consequences do there need to be before they're real? China has been eating dirt for months now.

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>we need to be the Rosa Parks of government injustice
>we need to be a lazy nigger who can't follow simple government instructions
Okay, so quarantine is over?

Not in that area of LA

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Obama's a fag who gets fucked by dudes.

>trump shut down the economy
Lmao no

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Well, none of that really means anything. Every country has different reporting methods - and disclosure policies. You can't compare them to each other. We'll never really know for sure.

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hows the fag that wanted to change the whole country over corona.

My Pillow Guy getting all the pussy!

so he thinks biden can`t do it?

So your response is more coping? Cool, get some new talking points guys. Really.

Oh no only half a neighborhood in California !

You don’t own a gun

Mike 2024

I will never forgive leftists for doing what they have done to capeshit.

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>beautiful head of white hair

I love this man so much (no homo)

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TRUMP HITTING ON MEN AGAIN

PENNSYLVANIA AG SHAPIRO ATTACKS PRINTABLE GUNS

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When should I import a bride?

>254049410
How's your first day working out for you, Nick?

Shills are mad AF, it's fucking FUNNY!

>I'll tell you if I like his hair after he asks his question
lel

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NOW SAY THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT!!!

WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLETOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT

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"Late stage capitalism" is the funniest commie-garble word to me. It implies that communism is just ahead of us and that capitalism is dying. When in fact 90% of socialist countries collapsed in the 90's and there's no sign of any of them coming back, while capitalism is mostly doing just fine. These people truly live in an alternate timeline

This? hoosiertimes.com/tmnews/

Call them "Undocumented" and now it's legal like illegal aliens

>/sg/ cannot keep up steam because no one cares about Syria anymore
>the sandniggers who are the same thing as jews and the sandnigger lovers have to ruin other threads

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Gay sex clubs set to reopen tonight!

>please reopen tonight

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CPRF might have a new leader soon, thank god.

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You can search the archives if you’d like but it’s definitely not my first day lmao

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Chinese Batman! lol

That genie is already out of the bottle. Nothing he can do about it.

Based.

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>Putin is a good person

Should I post the images?

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Weeks 1-29 of flu, weeks 1-10 of kung-flu

poor elton john...

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dont trust "Them"

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USA RUSSIA SAUDI AND MEXICO LOVE SQUARE

>for people who don't understand how the world works

You can LITERALLY manufacture your own guns already, without 3D printing. At least on the federal level. I don't know how you fags live in shitty commie hellholes with any laws above the federal laws.

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>but it’s definitely not my first day lmao

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