Parenting in the digital age

If your kids are on the internet for non school related matters, you have failed as a parent. My kids are 5 and 8 and they don't have phones and the tablets they have are locked down tight with only one app that can be used called ABC Mouse. I already have to battle against the shit they pick up at school, fuck the internet. We also don't have any streaming services in our house and the only TV we watch are religious educational material or the occasional movie or TV show we have on DVD. We don't watch anything that we can't watch together as a family. Fuck the electric Jew, it will ruin your children. My wife and I also don't live on our phones either. That's a shitty example to set because I don't expect anything from my children that I cannot or am not willing to do myself. Also, instead of frequent spanking, which they damn sure get when it is severe enough which has only been a few times, I issue pushups/mountain climbers/side straddle hop/hello Dolly's/burpees as punishment. Getting smoked (doing the physical training punishment, it's what it's called in the military, getting smoked) makes you stronger AND smarter. If you can't tell, I'm an NCO and an infantry NCO nonetheless. We also do a nightly Bible study where we read one chapter of the Bible and then a lesson from a Catholic kids catechism book and we say family prayers (3x Our Fathers, 3x Hail Mary's, Glory Be, Prayer to St Michael the Archangel, the Anima Christi, and finish off with special intentions) during the time most sloth like, hedonistic, materialistic degenerates and their shitty kids are camped out in front of a screen of some sort. Takes about an hour to do all that. Even when we're out camping or out of town, and then we find a local Catholic Mass while we're out of town and so we all bring church clothes and my daughter and wife bring their veils. I also make my kids shoot weekly with their Cricket 22 and Beretta M-71 pistol (22 also)

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no you have failed because one day they will be on the internet to fuck around and they won't have the training to deal with it.

>catholic
user, I....

No one cares faggot
kys

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stay mad childless incel while i raise a healthy family

wrong

You are creepy as fuck. Glad I’m not your kid

ABC Mouse is retarded.

>You are creepy as fuck. Glad I’m not your kid
t. childless autistic shut in retard

>Can't you tell I'm an nco?

Yes. You sound just like an angry crab trapped in a bucket.

>Yes. You sound just like an angry crab trapped in a bucket.

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sounds like a nightmare dude, but alright
have more kids

Can't isolate them too much. Got to let them interact a bit. Also drop the papist bs they'll get raped by a priest

a heavenly figure of our church would NEVER touch my kids pal, i dont know what type of hippy dippy church you go to , but it aint ours cheif

Typical of zogbots.
At least he has kids.

And don't you sell them to Israel like you did yourself!

>heavenly figure of our church would NEVER touch my kids pal
gr8 b8 m8

>not homeschooling
You already failed. Go back to hell you skinnyfat FAGGOT

wasnt 'b8' not everything is a movie, priest just dont go around molesting kids you crazy shiczo

Based pedro. How the kids looks like? They pass as white or they look castizos

they look like their mother and are 100 percent aryan stock

you mean they haven't been brainwashed to whore on the internet like it's normal

>you mean they haven't been brainwashed to whore on the internet like it's normal
exactly, by the time my kids are 18 they will know what is and isnt bad for them, kids arent stupid as most people think

thats all well and good user, but why are u on Yas Forums if your all that.

Okay. The local papist priest by me ran over two women that work for the church and he got away got away scot free

believe it or not, some people who visit this site are mentally healthy well adjusted people, i found this shit hole in 2010 and have been back just about every day sense, im giving you losers a blue print to if you actually do make it to have your kids be succesfful, either take my advice or give your kid to the electric jew

>Okay. The local papist priest by me ran over two women that work for the church and he got away got away scot free
move away from trailer park sermons user, its only up from there, and lay off the meth you pillbilly, stuff like that DOSENT happen in decent neighborhoods

Live in an upscale suburb of Chicago. The church will brainwash your kids harder than any school will. Have Finn listening to how you need to support illegals and worshipping Mary though

They will if you aren't careful. Don't be naive, normal straight men rarely take the celibacy vows.

In the medieval times? They simply broke it because no DNA testing.

Yep theres a reason why there are nuns have the clap jokes

hey this fuck stole my post and pic from another thread hes trying to make it a new copy pasta, HES NOT ME

Imagine being the only teen in school without a smartphone

Great parenting.

*have you

'sure' buddy, mass repliers get the rope, everytime someone talks against the jew one of you kiked faggots show up every fucking time

kek, i was gonna bust this out later.

>Imagine being the only teen in school without a smartphone
>Great parenting.
yes it is, my children wont be slaves to a fucking screen

How does it feel to know your wife fucks niggers?
Your "kids" probably aren't even yours, cuck.

we can share it user, i get tues,thursday and saturdays, you get the other days? ca'pishe?