Deblasio wants us all to send him pictures

You know what to do.

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i for one hope there is an overwhelming response to his pleas

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Keeping an eye on this thread

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Um no sweatie, social distances is racist

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What are you reporting, user?

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This thread has potential

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Did you know his real name is Warren Wilhelm Jr?

user ...

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>>"I think Deez has covid19"
>>Who is Deez?
>>DEEZ NUTS

Bump

kek

black pipo

Bumping for interest

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*ahem*
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

I spotted some Niggers grouped to together in the Bronx

there's a bunch of Hassidic jews congregating without ppe

rur

Someone just walked passed only 4 feet away from me, not 6 feet. Please send help, I am immunocompromised.

Alternatively
>I want to report Joe
>Joe who
>Joe mama

ULTRA RARE

>democrats encouraging the public, friends, and family to report each other for violating state-enforced social behavior
You guys know this is how they're mentally conditioning you for communism, right?

I have noticed people disobeying the social distancing orders. I have a legally registered firearm, can you deputize me and I will take care of the situation? Getting in position now.

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kek, bump, post results pls

Please respond...

based

you'll be blessed with trips on your next post if you manage to troll them epic gamer style

send them a dick pic

Send this with the caption
"It's just a flu bro"

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Imagine violence & crime being so low that the police have nothing better to do but to arrest those who aren't socially distancing.

Oh yes

kekekkk

RARE

Do this next OP

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Based & Deezpilled

Oshit

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the suspense is killing me
will he bite or not? I need to know!

Send dick pics.

Specifically bbcs. That way you don't get punished because dats racist.

Holy based.

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rawr

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Send the gif of the nigger fucking the sheeboon outside the church and say youd like to report failure to social distance

If you just do "DEEZ NUTZ!" you're a completely failure OP.

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fucking humorless pigs

make the negroes comply with social distancing

SAY IT NOW

Send merchants

Rare.

Double-down ; say it again

everyone start txting dick pix from free txt services

>sir/ma'am
It's Xir you shitlord!!

sigh. bump.

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kek wills it

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This.

Oh dear god

What if you photograph a gathering of jews?

C'mon. Don't be a faggot. Lure them in.

Deez needs help

oh shit

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Tell him you don't identify as sir or ma'am

You know what to do.

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this needs to happen, it isn't even a lie

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Sounds like we wants memes.

Need more burgers to post their chats

Based rare Gibraltarian

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Good reload and based

no pix mssging, but fun regardless

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Put me in the screencap you glorious faggots

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He hath spoken.

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OP...you need to report the mayor for violating social distancing. The source is right in his own twitter feed.

twitter.com/NYCMayorsOffice/status/1251296152051384325

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>mfw its a 1000 dick pics with the caption

The social distance between your mouth and my cock is too far.

Justice for Deez. RIP

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how about "deez kosher nutz!"

Um hello based department?

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What the fuck are you?

F

based recovery user

this is fucking good too.

did you just fucking assume my pronouns? where's your supervisor?

Got shut down

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"It's actually Quim."

F

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOÖ OÍÖ OH

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Well done. Play it cool.