/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3300 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,313,897 (+65,034) ► Died: 159,033 (+4,888) ► Day: 100 (-06:18:45)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.6x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,325 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
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>NEWS
China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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>INFO
Patients in Italy testing positive after 50 days
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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13 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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0.4% of all Bergamo died to virus within a month, despite lockdowns
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
184 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland
209 new cases and 10 new deaths in the Philippines
332 new cases in Japan, including 181 new cases in Tokyo
251 new cases and 8 new deaths in India
125 new cases and 7 new deaths in Israel
71 new cases and 16 new deaths in Hungary

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How likely is there a 2nd wave

I want off this ride pls

this is a nothingburger

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The ride never ends

I live alone in a small town you faggot

The R0 really is 8.9 and the exponentional growth rate is 0.2-0.3/day. Read this. This has HUGE fucking implications.
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article
> We extended the framework to consider a fraction of transmission occurring from infected persons who would not be identified by surveillance and can transmit effectively (15). This fraction is determined by the fraction of actual asymptomatic persons and the extent of surveillance efforts to identify these persons and persons with mild-to-moderate symptoms. Results show that quarantine and contact tracing of symptomatic persons can be effective when the fraction of unidentified persons is low. However, when 20% of transmission is driven by unidentified infected persons, high levels of social distancing efforts will be needed to contain the virus (Figure 6), highlighting the importance of early and effective surveillance, contact tracing, and quarantine.

It means that the quarantine measures in place in Europe and the Americas are NOWHERE near enough to contain or mitigate the spread. Were fucked.

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New China videos when?

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>CHINESE POLICE ARE BREAKING THE TEST KITS ON PURPOSE
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burgers aren't even giving the 1st wave a chance to end

I'd just like to take a moment to calm down and make known my hatred for boopfags.
Thank you, that is all.

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literally plateauing everywhere,it's over faggots.

The ride will never end,lad

Chat enabled stream of Gagaathon
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So what is happening in Iceland? I remember they had a lot of daily new cases but today it's only 6, they are like China but they aren't lying, or are they? Why are they like this?

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What this whole quarantine proved to us is that extroverts are the real NPC's of this world. Few weeks in and they are killing themselves. Its like they are in suspended animation waiting for the player to interact with them. Lock them up for a few days they kill themselves due to lack of attention and interaction. I dont know about you lads but it gives me pleasure tables have turned. Society has always looked down on introverts... They are books, docus, movies pinning down introverts... How to stop being an introvert and what not but we never see anything related to "stop being an extrovert" as if our reality and state of society has been decided by extroverts. Fuck it give me a computer and internet and I will never get bored meanwhile they can't function without speaking our loud their thoughts for 8+hours. I work from home, I am more productive here, I am not interrupted by chatter and stacy's screeching. Extroverts and only sheep, they cant do anything for themselves, they cant use the internet to its fu power, they cant enjoy media, discover media unless its spoon fed to then. Watch how every extrovert will develop a "hobby" they can brag about on goybook now that they are locked up. Time to face it bros... Extroverts fucked up the world because they cannot think things deeply enough and weight in consequences, they are fucking NPC's in suspended animation without other people around them. Fuck it this whole quarantine will work in our favour unless extroverts push to go back in the work fields and make mr shekelberg more money because if they hear they own thoughts they will go insane(not that they have any to begin with). Stay safe bros, extroverts have been spreading the virus because they need to be in 100 places and interact with 100 people to feel something meaningful happening

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rate shotty pls don't fucking bully ;_;

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Two waves, two weeks

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Nuke China.

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Corroborate your statement.

gobernment turned off cell phone cameras for tier 3 and below citizens

really want this to at least kill some niggers in africa, seems to be a slow burner there

except the plateau will never end

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Is America re-opening, not for freedom but for war v China?

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that the fuck is happening!?

Theres always a Ngubu dying in africa. Corona is just another day for them

Actually
Its a triple-sized cheese happening burger with fries an a milkshake

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everyone online cares as much about what you think as the people in your real life. Not at all.

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I'm going to coof

stop the testing fetishes! we want to GO BACK TO WORK!

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FREE CORONA CHAN NOW!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 728,293 (38,244) #2 Spain 191,726 (20,043) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 142,872 (4,426) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 36,599 (2,347) #13 Canada 33,180 (1,466) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,368) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 14,792 (488) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (164) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,565 (69)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +18,558 (+1,090) #2 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #3 Russia +4,785 (+40) #4 France +3,824 (+642) #5 Turkey +3,783 (+121) #6 Italy +3,491 (+482) #7 Brazil +2,917 (+206) #8 Germany +1,475 (+74) #9 Iran +1,374 (+73) #10 Canada +1,253 (+156) #11 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #13 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #14 Peru +931 (+48) #15 Spain +887 (+41) #16 Ireland +778 (+41) #17 Portugal +663 (+30) #18 Pakistan +613 (+8) #19 Sweden +606 (+111) #20 Mexico +578 (+60) #21 Ecuador +572 (+35) #22 Chile +478 (+10) #23 Ukraine +444 (+8) #24 India +440 (+2) #25 Poland +363 (+15) #26 Romania +351 (+10) #27 Qatar +345 (+1) #28 Switzerland +326 (+41) #29 Indonesia +325 (+15) #30 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #31 Serbia +304 (+7) #32 Israel +283 (+13) #33 Philippines +209 (+10) #34 Dominican Republic +209 (+17) #35 Panama +194 (+7)…

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because that's how viruses work

Why are you so angry? What's wrong?

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SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE
SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE

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shut up, bitch

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You know where they have a lot of plateaus, China

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What about it?
You are still taking a stupid risk and endangering others to get a fucking jog

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hello based department?

Based and raiderpilled.

>he still doesn't know how R0 works

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Been watching some videos from Africa (Nigeria specifically). Tensions against Chinese seem ready to explode over there.
also this. There's some deaths but it would have to hit genuine apocalyptic levels for them to really notice

You cared enough to select an image and reply to my post. Your logic is flawed and you have come undone. Reply not to me anymore.

probably will become a second wave in the united states.

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Russia and Turkey seem to be getting a lot of infections these days

I hope so. I'm joining the army as soon as they open up recruiting again. Here's hoping this escalates to the point we can recreate the rape of Nanking.

>why collect more data to make better decision when I already know that the things that make me feel the happiest and most comfortable are correct

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Based. Introverts are descendants of the ancien regime aristocracy. Extoverts are the plebian and merchant class that ruined humanity with their faggy (((enlightenment)))

>200 dead? There is no way this fake virus will kill 400 people, that's ridiclous. We shouldn't shut down the economy over 1000 deaths, 10,000 deaths is nothing. A drop in the bucket compared to regular flu deaths. Check my last tweets, I predicted there would be over 20,000 deaths, but many more will die from the economy being shut down, possibily 100,000!

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Is that one user still unable to shit after 10 days? Sounded legit.

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>(((memeflag)))
Fuck of schlomo

Florida is really taking a less extreme approach now.

Glad to see you fixed your capslock, you’re moderately less insufferable now

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>Americans gathering to chant 'WE WANT TO WORK'
why are they like this? Here people just want the pubs and football back

>testing fetish
Oh baby keep posting those results I'm almost there.

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oh shit boys, I didn't even know the entire US economy collapsed. my condolences.

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO REPLY TO ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKER!

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Agree. I have been thinking how my life has not changed that much since quarantine. I still like to go outside to parks, to swim, snorkel and paddleboard, but I can wait a bit for that if needed. Meanwhile my extroverted family and friends experience complete meltdown over staying at home.

It was funny how well we, introverts, are prepared for shit like that. Probably why introverts did not die out and were selected via evolutionary processes to save humans from pandemics.

He updated a few days ago. He took some meds and shat out white stringy things and was going to take a massive dose the next day. We haven't heard from him since.

>Spain doesn't update their dodgy ass numbers until 01:00 AM

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What is this nigger doing? Is he losing it worse than Biden?

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Considering how burgers are being pulled like puppets over something that they can rationally think about and Trudeau isn't making things better for Canadians, we're in for a long, wild ride

Yeah Florida is taking the beach party approach.

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I actually have to play defense, my house is an obvious target according to the bosnian downfall image
And I can't even test the shit now without the cops coming in. I'm fucked.

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Top kek
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>Curve is just barely starting to maybe possibly show signs of beginning to flatten
>IT'S A PHENOMENAL SUCCESS WE'RE READY TO REOPEN
>"See that wasn't so bad I guess we over-reacted after all! Let's go back to work!"
Why?

Reading argiebros links...
How can Wuhan be testing people for antobodies when there is no successful antibody test in the world?

They don't have the same security nets that we do. Probably worried about starving.

BUMP
Any replies?

Americans don't live, they simply exist.

The whole thing is fake. Its being coordinated by politicians and only like 10% of Americans want to open up now. 80+% want the lock downs to continue per the last poll I saw.
Its a false narrative created to make the presidents proposals to open up quicker look like the will of the people

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Americans dont have the savings to survive even a single week without new money infusion.
And they have bills that make 1200$ look like a complete joke.
And also they need to afford that new shiny car.

>no one but kikes want to punish changs for their sins
You wouldn't understand, hapa mutt.

NOT GREENTEXT
>GREENTEXT
NOT GREENTEXT
>GREENTEXT
NOT GREENTEXT
>GREENTEXT
NOT GREENTEXT
>GREENTEXT

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Turns out a stakes salesman is not the best pick for leading a pandemic

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-boops- Everything will be okay!

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OK eceleb

It's weekend bro

How i'm endagering others? i would have to run straight to someone and tackle him. And what about all the people going out with their dogs and now children can go out too? We have the most restrictive measures and we are doing worse than countries where you can freely go outside like Germany. We have a retarded commie government that didn't do anything when they could now we can't stop the virus everyone is going to get infected sooner or later

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Yes another goy v goy is what we need. Destroy the only state that can challenge the judeo-masonic US empire.

See, ease up on the keyboard, they’re delicate instruments not your puppy dog, don’t bash so hard.

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They can't its all for show. They run a test give you a thing that says you are ok and business continues as usual.
Then when someone drops dead in the street they just collect the body and pretend it never happened.

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I'm going to find you...

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I fucking wish

>sarcastic rebbutal

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But wasnt that only true before POTUS openly endorsed the protests?
Due to partisanship, now every single repub voter will automatically turn into a supporter for lifting lockdowns.

Well anons. We all should have realized by now that we are just at the beginning of this pandemic.
I mean sure now numbers will go down.
After around 2-3 months of heavy restrictions its just normal for that. The sooner a country implimented them the faster it is for them.
Gov. gona think they have it under controle people will be happy as more and more restrictions get lifted.
And heres the point.
What do we know about corona?

>you get very limited to no immunity to it. And even if youre one of the lucky few with immunity all it needs is a new strain of a highly mutating virus
>Just 3-20% get immunity at all
>children don’t build up any immunity at all
>longterm damages to organs like heart, lungs, brain, kidneys, testicles (if you get a more than mild infection)
>reinfection hits a lot harder and deadlier.
>incubation time of 5-28 days.
>survives on objects up to 17 days even with sporadic bleach cleaning, 28 without.
>mutates fast (already 8 different strains found)
>asymptomic spreaders.
>no cure
>no vaccine

Now think about it. Restrictions get lifted people are happy.
Finaly freedom! Finaly human contact! PARTY! CLOSE CONTACT! FUCKING!
And trust me thousend over thousends will do that the moment they are allowed back into "normalcy".
Now all it needs is 1 single infected in a country. And we're back to square zero.
I mean sure lets say france has a new surge of infected. alot of countrys will ban travel to and from it. But some wont. And from there it spreads even in countrys with the travel ban.

But people will only realize it mostly 5-28 days later.
Now remember.

Based and gidget pilled

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I disagree I think he has been great
Although maybe not for the reasons you would think

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You’re still on the upside of the first wave.

I have lots of prep and 20 jars of peanut butter that expires in Sept but I'm spending my money ordering takeout and pizza

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Being an introvert doesn't make you safe from retardation user...

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And I'll boop you when you do! I might even wuggle you if you're not careful!

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HOW ABOUT I BASH YOUR SKULL IN INSTEAD?
[spoiler]Maybe modern pansy ass keyboards are delicate and fragile instruments. Get a good old Microsoft (they used to make the good stuff) keyboard and it'll last you a lifetime.[/spoiler]

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0% or 100% depending on if you consider the first one to ever truly have "ended".

Exactly and it worked perfectly. Create fake protests, have president endorse, now half of America supports the bullshit

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your gonna blow your fucking hand, negro

So, 780,000 Americans have tested positive for Wuhan Flu. If the actual number of true infections counting those with no symptoms was 25 times higher, that would be 18,000,000 Americans infected. The problem is that is still only 5% of USA population, hence why they want to open flood gates now. It's taking too too long. Spreading slower than they anticipated. Gotta get to 50% for better herd immunity. Is my math incorrect?

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO CHINA AFTER THIS?

GIVE IT TO ME FUCKING STRAIGHT RIGHT IN THE ASS

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Will it ever end?

Highly concealable, and very easy to disguise as a shitty attempt at defending yourself with a club. Honestly stands to be extremely useful. BUT, you need to test it out to make sure you can fire it without it flying out of your hands. If it shoots backward out of your hand immediately, the pellets aren't going to have much forward momentum. Maybe wrap the "grip" in a few rubber bands? Seriously, just go to some little alley a block from your house, shoot it into a tree, and scuttle back home and make modifications to your gameplan based on what you learned from the test fire. Try not to lose it during the test fire.

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>The worst of the pandemic is already over
>Sub-million deaths
OH NO NO NO DOOMPOSTERS WE GO TOO COCKY

>he thinks chinks are free of kike influence
How much do you make per post? .80 chinkbux now right?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLS NOOOOOOOOO

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>gov lies about the nature and sevearity of the virus and lure normies into false security
>national lockdown that nobody follows because its obviously a nothingburger
>economy collapases
>nation wide focus on tests that do nothing and are not accurate and building ventilators that wont save anyone
>trump:"mission acomplished" and leaves reopening of the country to governors who will wipe out state populations to get a few days of green stocks
>normies now believe that the virus is a hoax to take away "muh freedoms"
You are here
>country opens up by mid may
>normies flood out into public places and huge gatherings, cruises, beaches, sports, ect
>economy explodes
>normies die by the millions
>mosquito transmission turns the entire south into a nyc tier death zone by the end of autumn
>economy crashes again and this time cant recover because the manpower is sick or dead
>logistic chain falls apart
>mass starvation and public unrest next to a now apocalyptic virus
> country wiped out by 2023 - 2024

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China will attack US. They will give it to US straight in ass, bruh.

>bosnian downfall image
sauce?

>t-two weekz dood

>150k dead
>22 million infected
>doomers were right
>tfw Yas Forums was right again

Why are conservatives not politicizing the virus and encouraging everyone to engage in public gathering, like fucktards? I'm actually a conservative myself and I'm in an area that's hit really bad right now, and I can't quite understand it. We just got past the Democrats politicizing the virus, calling for impeachment, and now conservatives are encouraging people to get infected to own the libs.

>foxnews.com/us/jacksonville-florida-beaches-reopen-coronavirus-phase-1

>foxnews.com/us/jacksonville-florida-beaches-reopen-coronavirus-phase-1

>foxnews.com/us/jacksonville-florida-beaches-reopen-coronavirus-phase-1

>foxnews.com/us/jacksonville-florida-beaches-reopen-coronavirus-phase-1

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Confirmed

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>all these protests to reopen the country
>all these coronavirus hoax conspiracies

please tell me why americans are so fucking stupid

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>he orders food
>didnt take expiration dates into account while prepping
ngtmi

*Why are conservatives now politicizing

Riga seems kind of empty

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>mfw

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So they opened the beaches to reach the target coronavirus death toll after it turned out it would be lower than expected?
Thats some real intelligence.

I hope you use some low power ammo in that thing.

Not sure. But interested to see how Jacksonville plays out in a month.

Definitely has nothing to do with this giant push to open America back up, coming straight from the shabbos goy president himself.

It's six quadrillion D chess, alright?

twitter.com/TrinityResists/status/1251207085607407619

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Homes and transportation are the main sources of clusters (absent religious gatherings). Iceland like China has small family size so lockdown will reduce cases quickly.

How are there people this dumb in the world?

So far full on lockdown seems to have unironically flattened the curve here in Europe. However, by all counts a "flat" curve really means linear rather than exponential growth.

The real matter at hand is the fact that total lockdown is not sustainable. We will essentially adapt to a new way of life or die, and that includes unforeseen consequences.

Fear, coping, normalcy bias
Eaiser to pretend it doesnt exist

fucking trips being so wrong

Nothingburgers appear again on weekends, like a clockwork

When is it time to establish clean colonies? Controlled areas with 1 week mandatory isolation and negative test prior to entry.

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