/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3299 - CCP Virus Editions

>he fell for the memes
Never fall for the memes user.
You should control the memes, not the other way around.

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Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=j08UOgkWkBU

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Why are trump supporters like this?

Can anyone who's good at editing .webms add the chinese flag on the dude and add the text "Superpower 2020" in the water?

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>whiny pieces of shit trying to force the square peg of a happening into the round hole they try to force everything into
>inb4 shill

YO LIL DONNIE

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We are bound to doom ourselves, aren't we?
Corona is just a virus with < 3% death rate.
Imagine someone release a much worse virus. The reaction from these people would be
>It's a propaganda!
>The number is fake!
People will only believe in what they want to. You can't convince them, they will call your numbers fake.
And with that, everything will end.

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Why/how/what are/is/did/do(es) 'X' blah blah blah Go away, 'X' 'X' detected/spotted/etc For me, it's 'X' How will/can 'X' ever recover? Day of the 'X' when? What did 'X' mean by this? When I say 'X' you say 'X' The eternal 'X' 'X' hate thread Wtf, I'm 'X' now people lied, people died Ok, 'X' Me on the left/right/back/front God I wish that was/were me Based Cringe Normies Ethnicity Phenotype Race Mixing POC What went wrong? He (literally) did nothing wrong t. McDonald's wagecuck arthouse 109 White genocide Cuck Daily reminder Thot Despite being Dishonest Brainlet Slampig Redpill me on Manlet Tranny Janny Simp Smell Why is this? Who is to blame? What is their problem? What are your thoughts/opinions? I don't get it Say it with me BTFO fpbp ftfy JIDF Being this Butthurt Dilate Rabbi Master race Stunning, brave, powerful I'm gonna say it Negro N-word Why, yes Rent free Mutt Goyim Chimp Brap(hog) Ethnostate How could you tell? Shitskin Yeah, I'm thinking Umad Pajeet It's over Cope 1488 Wew Seethe Spic Schlomo Roach DUDE WEED LMAO For free Libtard Have sex Happening In minecraft And that's a good thing NothingLeafBurger Literally What do? This, but Ironically/unironically Chang Chink Hanz Neet Wagie Can't meme Go back tbqhwy Smoothbrain Reddit SJW Ivan Coalburner Drumpf Gaslighting (((you))) Chad Stacy "oomers" Flags 1 post by this id IDs """""racialoids""""" /ourguy/ Glow Memeflag NPC Schizo Jew Kike Shill Imagine Incel Built for Pozzed Bot Soi Boi Tourist We wuz kangz IQ No u Oh nonono *tips* REEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO How compete? Name/find a flaw Fag rag coof Now that the dust has settled kys

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MSM pushed my mom into hating chinks
I coom to them instead

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if it's memes that made you hate chinks then you're just an impressionable norman

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How many infected people and how many deaths do you lot think there are out there in the world? Not talking about official confirmed cases and deaths, but the real deal.
Somewhere around 10 million infected and 500k deaths or so?

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Will crorona-chan memes be studied by future generations?

natural selection

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST CONSUME. I MUST GO FIIIIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG.

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Got my deenz defender

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She rests on the weekend too.

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> future generations
Tell me, you really think there will be future generations?

Get coronavirus to own the libs

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=LsExPrHCHbw
youtube.com/watch?v=0qwiyxedC_o

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

DOCTORS BEING TOLD TO FILL OUT DEATH CERTS WITH CORONA REGARDLESS IF IT WAS OR WAS NOT THE CAUSE OF DEATH
youtube.com/watch?v=9xlluxI-vGQ

AN INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST'S RUNDOWN OF CORONA CRISIS
youtube.com/watch?v=RkJELpndAOs

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Free Corona Chan now!!

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Jews upset about not being the center of attention. Time to call the (((newspapers)))...

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Will the US hit 1M positives by Monday?

>After around 2-3 months of heavy restrictions its just normal for that.
Sweden and Iceland would like a word with you.

It's the biggest happening since 2WW, the biggest of our century possibly, so I guess, yeah.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 728,293 (38,244) #2 Spain 191,726 (20,043) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 151,793 (19,323) #5 Germany 142,872 (4,426) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 35,025 (2,203) #13 Canada 33,180 (1,466) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,366) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 14,792 (488) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Peru 14,420 (348) #21 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #22 Israel 13,265 (164) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Ecuador 9,022 (456) #27 Poland 8,742 (347) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (163) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,565 (69)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +18,558 (+1,090) #2 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #3 Russia +4,785 (+40) #4 France +3,824 (+642) #5 Turkey +3,783 (+121) #6 Italy +3,491 (+482) #7 Germany +1,475 (+74) #8 Iran +1,374 (+73) #9 Brazil +1,343 (+62) #10 Canada +1,253 (+156) #11 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #13 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #14 Peru +931 (+48) #15 Spain +887 (+41) #16 Ireland +778 (+41) #17 Portugal +663 (+30) #18 Pakistan +613 (+8) #19 Sweden +606 (+111) #20 Mexico +578 (+60) #21 Ecuador +572 (+35) #22 Chile +478 (+10) #23 Ukraine +444 (+8) #24 India +440 (+2) #25 Poland +363 (+15) #26 Romania +351 (+10) #27 Qatar +345 (+1) #28 Switzerland +326 (+39) #29 Indonesia +325 (+15) #30 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #31 Serbia +304 (+7) #32 Israel +283 (+13) #33 Philippines +209 (+10) #34 Dominican Republic +209 (+17) #35 Panama +194 (+7)…

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Remember to wash your hands! Take care of yourself! You're important! -lowkey boop-

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2nd newest video
>claims netherland's numbers of infected are are wrong and need to be multiplied many timed to be corrected
>gets to china
>they added a few cases
>enough of that
>moves on
still sucking off china I see

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> higher r0 = less deadly

But what if covid is designed to be very easily spread (r5-7) but it's symptoms aren't severe until much later?

most of them won't be archived. And the ones that will will probably be removed by copyright bots and the like.

You all know that even if a virus is found, a huge portion of the US population won't take it, right?

viperfu will take you and your deenz

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Imagine thinking farming started 40000 years ago.

just like sweden

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Based doomer digits

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Put another 0 on each

There's a whole field that studies doomsday proponents. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eschatology

I guess my answer is yes.

HOW ABOUT I BOOP MY FIST IN YOUR FACE, YOU BITCH?!

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Fuck that shill.

With all of the people going out right now, maybe tuesday

I think I have it, but it's targeting my gastrointestinal system. That's the mild version, but what should I expect for later?

you mean vaccine? A growing number wouldnt take one here either

youtube.com/watch?v=ehFINQKctq0

>your shitposts are going to get studied by some PhD student 100 years from now

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Which is why everything should be archived and preserved on hard drives.

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I 100% expect "coronavirus pandemic in popculture" to be a thing someone will study at some point

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Whats the evidence for reinfection being deadlier?

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He has been insulting them tacitly the entire time. You must be black.

guys I really want to pig out tonight what's the most filling and orgasmic food I can get takeout? donairs have been good

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How about get corona to show Trump it's not a nothingburger

Yeah I had a brain fart. I meant vaccine.

Sir, calm down.

You can't vaccine a coronavirus. Enjoy your formaldehyde injection you dumb goy.

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Everything is on a standstill, I feel like we are all frozen in time. What should we be expecting in the coming months?

Anyone have an idea what we could expect for this year?

Always said here insects were worse than juices.

Insufferable faggot, let the weak willed kill themselves stop giving hope

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Yes designed that way or not what makes Corona-chan so dangerous is not how many she kills but her potential to disable so many people. She spreads quickly and causes many problems that only compound if the person is not in perfect health

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If we create new memes respectings chinks, you will change your mind, yes?

Can we all officially agree now that this is a nothing burger?

your harddrive will be scanned for illegal memes

Well can you blame them? A vaccine made out of desperation in a very short amount of time without prolonged testing? It'll kill more people than it'll cure.

>FBI official says foreign hackers have targeted COVID-19 research

Source: archive.fo/7iZKm

for me its the mcchicken

DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

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Some are already trying to cash in on it.

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based doomerchads

Also, do you think that the virus is a bioweapon from China? (That they accidentally let out).

What if the birth of artificial superintelligence comes with an examination of all recorded human interaction, including shitposts?

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