Tonight is the night. I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death...

Tonight is the night. I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death. Yas Forums you were my brothers during these last painful years. Post your best Yas Forums humor in my memory.

Pic related. It's me.

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What happened to your twin? Did he die when you both got blown up on the freeway by Morpheus?

>two bottles of wine
weak

Who is this guy? I keep trying to find a name but whenever I ask people are just coy and unhelpful

Nice LARP user
You'll never make it to the second bottle.
Your stomach can't fit more than one bottle at a time and once that first one is in you're gonna black out and pass out.
SEE YOU TOMORROW

better be fucken buckfast wine or am gonna flip

>I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death
thats not how this works

>drink myself to death
>with two bottles of wine
the only thing that will happen is you will get violently ill and puke it all back up
or gain like 4 lbs if you don't puke it back up

That won't even get you drunk ffs

you are going to have to mix in some Robax and Effexor if you want to an hero with just two bottles of wine. All you are going to get is a headache and possibly throw up on yourself like a loser.

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>I have two bottles of wine and I'm going to drink myself to death.
Not even a 90lb chick could drink herself to death with 2 bottles of wine. You're just gonna get plastered and wake up tomorrow with a pounding Merlot headache.

Chad hairline

>zaubertrank

I can drink like 4 bottles ya gonna need like 10 bottles of vodka or something at least and some pills probably

>I have two bottles of wine
>I'm going to drink myself to death
OP is an faggot

Drink your self to death with two bottles of wine ? More like wish you were dead with a terrible hang over.
Seek true wisdom and perfect happiness user.

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Is it even physically possible to drink yourself to death with wine? (I mean in one sitting, not a decade of alcoholism) With liquor you can of course, but I'd imagine that with wine you'd get extremely ill and vomit/pass out long before ingesting enough ethanol to be fatal.

No, lol, you can’t. Even if you’re a small person you’d likely just pass out first

These aren't really the posts I was expecting. Can you guys post some China webm's?

>the face of Yas Forums

>blacking out on one bottle of wine
yanks

You seem like a cool user plz dont do anything stupid.

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Good job, keep that up for 20 years and you might achieve your goal!

Who the fuck is the subhuman in that picture?

you wish you were as cool as this pussy magnet OP

post tits w/ timestamp

>two bottles of wine
>to death
FUCK OFF, DIRTY CHINK!

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Drunkards will not inherit the kingdom of God
Better get your life in order, best time to be alive, are you a drone of the hive coming about or are you free.
Jesus said whosoever commits sin is a slave of sin.
Time to be free.

Enjoy the hangover.

ycbshadow?

*sips tea*
>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
>look at this outrageous tweet guys
>Lets team up with niggers
>what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?
>look at this reddit post guys
>It doesn't wo-
>Now that the dust has settled...
>mic drop
>change my mind. Protip: you can't
>here's why onions is good for you
>thinks his guns will protect him from drone strikes
>APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>uses memeflag
*sips tea*
>not all niggers
>Miss me yet?
>How can Yas Forums even compete?
>You mad white boy?
>drumfkins
>take this jewish DNA test goys
>Yas Forums BTFO
>not all jews
>well?
>hello fellow white peoole
>BERNIE 2020
*sips tea*
>why is x like this?
>am I white
>whats his/her problem?
>Look at this qt jew
>gays are people
>defend this poor shitskin
>POWERFUL
>Can I get a quick rundown guys?
>random nigger porn
>I am forgotten
>what did he mean by this?
>will x be allowed into the ethnostate?

You're gonna want 3 bottles of some liquor for that.
Do it big, you're gonna die anyway, so buy some above top shelf shit.

homosexual newfaggot. and polish at that too