/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3297 - CCP Virus Editions

When will it be possible to go on vacation to Japan again?

>3726252563084 infected
>2637454982 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little intergalactic cataclysm won't cause the heat death of the universe

Attached: 1587225130118.jpg (754x722, 36.1K)

>2 9/11s a day
Nothing
Burger

IM GAY

I BOOP YOUR TUMMY TUM TUM :3 X3

GIVE ME KISS

UGHH~

BE SAFE THERE OUT THERE!

WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS

-PUNCHES YOUR NOSE AND CHEEK AND TUMMY TUM TUM-

no we arent, NY will remain on top until california explodes. We will come close tho

COMMUNIST MINISTER OF "JOBS" FROM THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GOES SHOPPING WITHOUT WEARING MASKS OR PROPER GLOVES
>COMMUNIST MINISTER OF "JOBS" FROM THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GOES SHOPPING WITHOUT WEARING MASKS OR PROPER GLOVES
COMMUNIST MINISTER OF "JOBS" FROM THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GOES SHOPPING WITHOUT WEARING MASKS OR PROPER GLOVES
>COMMUNIST MINISTER OF "JOBS" FROM THE SPANISH SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST GOVERMENT GOES SHOPPING WITHOUT WEARING MASKS OR PROPER GLOVES

>okdiario.com/espana/yolanda-diaz-hace-compra-mercadona-sin-mascarilla-guantes-latex-que-aconseja-gobierno-5478113

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO THE STACY SPREADER

Attached: whatsapp-image-2020-04-18-at-18.35.14-990x556.jpg (990x556, 88.77K)

periscope.tv/w/1BRKjQXkObexw

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-04-18 13-34-56.png (591x866, 542.78K)

#hailgrasa :v

Boomer logic. Every country has their own unique variables which is why comparing country stats is retarded. Let's take the US, which has one of the most unhealthy and oldest populations on the planet. Or, conversely let's use South Korea which has one of the youngest and healthiest populations. There's not going to be a one size fits all death rate or anything with this.

fellow hues, how you holding up?

Attached: 1585075452453m.jpg (1024x469, 28.72K)

Onichan please bless my eggniggers to deliver more eggs

Attached: 1582071985874.jpg (900x1200, 154.41K)

don't worry, Florida will soon catch on

wtf

Japanese lolis love to be blacked though

17/04/2020
WHO recap:NoImmunity

>Intro-WN
tomorrow WHO-concert
"I want to thank Lady Gagas' mother"
pls support the solidarity fund
150 million raised so far
>Evans&Gaga
*shilling for the concert tomorrow*
>Intro2-WN
love and solidarity needed
2kk cases and 130k kills reported to WHO
WHO update guidelines
easing lockdowns must be followed by other measures
51% increase in africa
likely that real numbers are higher than reported
significant gaps in testing kits in africa
1kk tests to be rolled out for all of africa next week
WN talked with AU president
Macron and Gates brainstorming on vaccines
on wet markets:
"IMPORTANT SOURCE OF FOOD FOR MILLIONS
conditions for reopening should be strict hygiene standards
guidance coming soon"

Q&A
>Bolsonaro?
kicked out the health minister
all of government approach needed-WB
>UK called "sick man of europe" by austria?
not useful to compare countries-WB
>Marking recovereds?
WHO doesn't recommend that
herd immunity very unlikely
tests are faulty use them very carefully-WB
guidelines dropping this week
NO EVIDENCE THAT SEREOLOGIC TESTS SHOW IMMUNITY
HAVING ANTIBODIES DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE IMMUNE-G
>fakenews?
"we want to ensure that if people search for info they find reputible sources
like the WHO or state heatlcare stites"-G
thanks to our media teams-WB
India strong capacity in fighting infodemic-WN
>Yemen?
WHO helping locals in Yemen
constantly fearful of cases exploding-WB
>how can you verify China numbers?
aware of additional numbers
"it was because forms weren't filled out in time"-G
important that we know size of the pandemic-WB
>Taiwan exclusion?
we've been working with taiwan from the beginning-G
taiwan only excluded from governing not info side UN guidelines-Schlomo
we love colabs with china-WB
>Africa?
38 searchteam missions
solidarity flights rollin-WB
still containable,don't give up-G
>WetMarkets?
complex regulations needed to not drive it underground-WB
Vietnam&China examples for good WMs-G

CYA Saturday@concert

Attached: 1583613491438.jpg (1158x954, 100.9K)

Attached: 1581563729836.jpg (400x400, 24.63K)

It's already safe and contained, time to restart the society.

Attached: 1585480548678.jpg (725x555, 221.37K)

You may want to investigate the links between Fauci and the Burroughs Wellcome Fund. pic related

That is not a shoop; it is a real logo that they use. See, for example, here:
bwfund.org/grant-programs/infectious-diseases
and here:
jobs.newscientist.com/employer/10005454/burroughs-wellcome-fund/

Do not be surprised if the Wellcome Fund is the entity that "unexpectedly" and "suddenly" comes forth with the vaccine for COVID19.

Attached: 0.jpg (200x200, 11.73K)

How absolutely dare you, sir!

People here starting to believe we already peaked
lmao

I almost forgot about Cali. Are they even testing?

Attached: 1581433962301.jpg (553x647, 171.54K)

Mentally ill tranny

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 719,686 (38,200) #2 Spain 191,726 (20,043) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 142,751 (4,412) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Turkey 82,329 (1,890) #9 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 34,913 (2,201) #13 Canada 32,412 (1,346) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,366) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 14,792 (488) #18 Ireland 14,758 (571) #19 Austria 14,671 (443) #20 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #21 Peru 13,489 (300) #22 Israel 13,107 (158) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Poland 8,742 (347) #27 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (163) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,565 (69)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +9,951 (+1,046) #2 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #3 Russia +4,785 (+40) #4 Turkey +3,783 (+121) #5 Italy +3,491 (+482) #6 Iran +1,374 (+73) #7 Germany +1,354 (+60) #8 Brazil +1,231 (+60) #9 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #10 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #11 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #12 Spain +887 (+41) #13 Ireland +778 (+41) #14 Portugal +663 (+30) #15 Pakistan +613 (+8) #16 Sweden +606 (+111) #17 Mexico +578 (+60) #18 Canada +485 (+36) #19 Chile +478 (+10) #20 Ukraine +444 (+8) #21 India +440 (+2) #22 Poland +363 (+15) #23 Romania +351 (+10) #24 Qatar +345 (+1) #25 Switzerland +326 (+39) #26 Indonesia +325 (+15) #27 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #28 Serbia +304 (+7) #29 Philippines +209 (+10) #30 Dominican Republic +209 (+17) #31 Panama +194 (+7) #32 Ghana +193 (+1) #33 Finland +192 (+8) #34 Denmark +169 (+10) #35 Israel +125 (+7)…

Attached: CVG.png (2000x1027, 352.9K)

>who
>not fake news
Can someone hang them already

Im gonna make it worse
Those are probably the gloves the security guard at the entrance forced her to use
The mask is entirely her fucking fault
I would have guessed these elite faggots would have it delivered to their commie mansions though, weird to see herself in the mercadona, not sending the maid she most probably has
Fuck commies, hope they all die

Attached: 1586007608484.png (186x312, 86.97K)

>gov lies about the nature and sevearity of the virus and lure normies into false security
>national lockdown that nobody follows because its obviously a nothingburger
>economy collapases
>nation wide focus on tests that do nothing and are not accurate and building ventilators that wont save anyone
>trump:"mission acomplished" and leaves reopening of the country to governors who will wipe out state populations to get a few days of green stocks
>normies now believe that the virus is a hoax to take away "muh freedoms"
You are here
>country opens up by mid may
>normies flood out into public places and huge gatherings, cruises, beaches, sports, ect
>economy explodes
>normies die by the millions
>mosquito transmission turns the entire south into a nyc tier death zone by the end of autumn
>economy crashes again and this time cant recover because the manpower is sick or dead
>logistic chain falls apart
>mass starvation and public unrest next to a now apocalyptic virus
> country wiped out by 2023 pr 2024

The Red Death will hold sway over all sooner than you think.

Attached: fb627592de2bfbe306ed3c5392b5bf5bc5d4672a84f22b1b9203b853078bc4d7.jpg (1280x720, 113.31K)

So what's going on in the US with people protesting against the lockdowns and actively going out of their way to defy any and all protection measures put into effect by the government? Do they so desperately want to drown in their own blood or what?

Attached: 1511002909886.gif (423x386, 293.33K)

>the Bootes-2442 plague kills 4265181097657 every year but we dont shut down galaxies for it

Attached: alien.jpg (2500x1875, 452.13K)

concert starts in one hour

Will it have meme-content ? I am watching chess streams lmao

Bro Inda isn't a good source. Besides, right now is difficult to get a mask here in spain, and she actually wears gloves, the ones they gave at the supermarket. Stay safe Compatriota

Attached: 1585482350599.png (694x495, 128.33K)

Sounds like someone's mad.

So they did lift the travel bans?

Tomorrow I will be exposed to dozens if not hundreds of people for 4-5 hours, maybe 30% of which will be wearing masks if Im lucky, for ppe I will be wearing a couple of shitty masks and a shitty plastic visor. My area has thousands of confirmed cases, so 3%-6% of people in my region are infected.
Give it to me straight /cvg/, what's the probability of getting myself infected tomorrow?

Attached: 1585871585064.jpg (484x510, 123.82K)

Its just like Shaun of the Dead but in real life
(((corona)))

Attached: 1584371389964.png (563x645, 164.54K)

what, u telling me u wear a mask and gloves when shopping. how do the girls react to that? LOL

Attached: 1582210257315.gif (250x195, 800.58K)

It keeps happening
Plebbit getting absolutely nuked by the airborne aids

Attached: reactivation.png (721x561, 81.89K)

RIP. Grab a showel and start digging those mass graves Ramesh

You vile monster! I'd like to speak to your manager. Right fucking now.

Attached: iu[1].jpg (1280x731, 106.89K)

Ironic boopposting is still boopposting.
Welcome to the club, buddy.

Attached: 81ae81bbd26e806a9fe79b64026437a9da13f7b36d98f795c8b234c0370a24ca.jpg (249x255, 10.19K)

Serious question, what can the American government do to actually help out American citizens? The whole reason people "want to work" is so they can get money to keep paying essential shit like house mortgages and food.

What is the American government doing wrong here and what can the American government do to actually help?

i think i saw something saying some places have stopped so most likely most arent but some are

Following my prophylaxis to survive.

No it doesn't. It has 4x the numbers per capita. And the population density matters as well.
What a total fucking brainlet.
After reading about 1918 influenza and how flattering the curve brought the second wave that was worse for the cities that implemented NIP procedures and flattened the first wave, I don't know what to think anymore, but this dude makes me angry.

Can't be too soon for me. Activate hyperspeed nao.

Attached: EU0cBNUXsAAfWyY.jpg (1300x1303, 137.38K)

Saint Corona brings a new Dawn for humanity.

Attached: sup_biggest2.jpg (589x5428, 2.45M)

If you can't handle the /cvg/ heat, get out of our kitchen.

Attached: 1366934747406.jpg (405x405, 29.16K)

Ofcourse, you can go ask them on the airport. Remember to take picture user.

Attached: 1586905110100.jpg (623x702, 176.93K)

Given that tiny particles with the virus can spread through the air... You're basically ded, user. Godspeed.

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-04-18 13-42-36.png (478x473, 214.41K)

Dont make excuses for her.
These are the same psychopaths that started taking precautions secretly while telling the public that wearing masks and gloves was evil.
This bitch seems to be just too retarded
And if you cant get masks, at least put a scarf or something to prevent you from spreading it at least, its not that hard

Attached: 1584555640532.png (1280x720, 1.17M)

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-04-18 13-41-14.png (477x247, 38.31K)

You dont understand how stupid the american American normie is
Little more then goiym cattle , if that, they would graze if the grass was on fire
They are trying to cope and normalcy bias it away as a "hoax" by the feds to take away niggerball and parties

Has anyone asked about Taiwan's warning back in December and how the WHO ignored it?

Is this loss?

Thanks man

Based an checked
Also reminder
>coronachan infects blood cells, infects oxygen
>coronachan destroys t-cells
>solution needs to counter this
>Because of this, blood types in people can determine how they will be effected, not age
>HIV attacks immune system and blood cells
>coornachan attacks immune system and blood cells
>if coronachan destroys immune system you are also susceptible to to other infections
>Virus had to be humanely tinkered to affect ACE2
>fauci is aware of this and needs to be prosecuted for crimes on humanity
>coronachan can lead to new cancers, new diseases because
>it's like aids through a different yet similar mechanism
>uses bits and parts of GP120 which HIV uses
>coronachan is specifically at this point "aids like"

Corona-chan sure is best girl

Attached: 1587166485057.jpg (819x1024, 96.17K)

Instead of SWATing someone just say they have a fever

Attached: 1580505969588.jpg (648x772, 93.04K)

boop poster, please hug this man's face with a pillow

Billy boy just wants the big line to go up at all costs.

livestream cringe in 15 minutes

Attached: 1584388948050.png (514x514, 242.34K)

WAT
FUCKIN LOL THIS IS FAKE RIGHT

Attached: 7weeks.png (729x527, 96.45K)

You have to take the plastic gloves when entering Mercadona and others, those are the typical shitty gloves for fruit regular use. Now just wear gloves from your own and put those over them as well while shopping. This retard does nothing, because she has free tests.

That's kind of my story. But I got sick around 20th of January. Got much better fast then got fucking pneumonia at the end of February and couldn't leave the bed for about a month. I still have problems breathing while brisk walking etc.
I also developed fucking depression/anxiety but that's possibly because in the first 4 months of this year I dealt with 2 tragic deaths of loved ones and a dangerous surgery of my mother.
Basically can't blame it on the sickness, but maybe?

F

Attached: press f.jpg (727x848, 85.71K)

(((corona)))
Someone said they have the cure hidden in Minecraft
(((corona)))

Attached: 1585876426082.gif (1920x1080, 3.36M)

BREAKING NEWS

Coronavirus patient zero has been traced back to this amateur footage

youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4

>Inda is not a good source
So they photoshoped her face without the mask then? this is a pic not some rumor written dude.

A 10x difference is literally one week. They will catch up in a week

it depends user. are you old? fat as fuck? if so, pretty much ded. if not prepare for coronachan's slow hug. or just wear a mask dude

The balls thing was not a meme

Attached: testies.png (733x197, 22.42K)

I hope comments are on

Attached: 1587155970834.jpg (1024x576, 46.74K)

>yes goy, government is the problem, don't worry about using government as your own instrument, just stay divided and weak and worry about mundane stuff while we subvert government against you

Also
> right now is difficult to get a mask here in spain
I'm pretty sure the ministers of the goverment aren't lacking of health and sanitation material, as same as test kits.

pretty fine so far actually, but shit will get bada t some point probably

i honestly got to see that people have no understanding of how long incubation time + possible weeks to kill someone can influence on all of this... its slow..i'm unsur eof what to make of this this virus is weird but i don't think this will end in anything below global disaster at some point

I'm probrably wrong though my guts failed me more than once

Attached: 1549585244427.gif (607x609, 513.71K)

no.
imagine your government telling you they are the problem.
how fuck are they?

Can it cause impotence as well or we just uncovered infertility?

are you boys not gonna cheer for lady gaga and billie eilish?
youtube.com/watch?v=87-ZFjLfBAQ&feature=emb_title
*boops your tum tum and poop hole*

Attached: 1576121992702.gif (239x320, 2M)

You say that but so far it has only gotten exponentially worse every two weeks

>getting so mad over stuff like boop posting you do this
Stop being so bitter bro.

But cases and deaths went down slightly in one state. Let's reopen the economy.

You know anons. by now most of us should have realized that we're just standing at the beginning of this Pandemic.
I mean sure now numbers will slowly go down. It would be strange if not after all these restrictions for so long to at least get the new infections a bit under controlle.
But here comes the kicker thats gona fuck us all over.
So lets get this together what we know.

>Survives up to 28 days on surfaces like metal and plastics (at around 4°C), around 17 days at higher temperatures 9 days on other surfaces and even survived sporadic bleach cleaning and lived up to 17 days in the diamond princes.
>5-28 days of incubation time. With asymptomic spread,
>2-4 weeks of sickness often without symptoms still a spreader
>up to 2 weeks after recovery still a spreader
>leaves you you permanent damage if you get a worse than mild form (different organs, brain, testies and so on)
>only around 2-5% get immunity... Rest can get reinfected by the SAME STRAIN.
>Reinfections hits harder each time it happens
>immunity around 2-8weeks so far for most
>children dont build up any immunity at all and although they get it a los less severe they are still spreader
(if i forgot something tell me Corona is so versatile i cant keep up)

No with that covered,
Imagine how it will go down soon enough.
Goverments think they have it under controle. They are also under a lot of presuare to reopen the economy. Normies also want out and think it gets better.
Restrictions get lifted and now the fun starts!
Normies meet with each other, tehy are happy even euphoric! Freedom again! Party lots and lots of people in close contact gathering moving around, kissing, fucking.
And trust me A lot of people will do this.

Now all it needs is one idiot, one infected in one country alone and we're back to square one. I mean the earliest we know of is after 2 weeks.
And now dont forget REINFECTION HITS HARDER EVERY TIME.

We should have learned from the spanish flu

the absolute STATE of plebbit lmao
imagine us glorifying a jannie

Attached: absolutestate.png (645x385, 358.23K)

It's only a problem for the goyim, but a solution for (((them)))
And mutts actually fall for this low IQ d&c tactic lmao

>lady gaga and billie eilish
literally who?

Hope you don't get sick. I wish you good luck. Stay strong.

Live rally with Alex Jones in Texas

>depression/anxiety waaaahhhhh
Kill yourself

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-04-18 13-48-43.png (479x441, 158.8K)

>spanish numbers
Can I trust it?

Attached: 1586907273156.png (1267x680, 246.48K)

>whore singer from ten years ago
>whore singer from now