Michigan has banned car washes

The video message from Michigan Governor Whitmer at car washes:

“Attention, the car wash is closed. Caution, the system is armed. Do not touch. Leave the area immediately or the authorities will be notified”

Car washing is not essential.

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Who's the beautiful White woman =)

OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT WASH?

Or is it closed because it’s not that warm and Michigan is terrible?

Hate this fucking bitch so much. Everyone in Michigan just wants to go back to work and stop this insane gov overreach

Just use a hose and fight the car wash jew.
t. 517 nigger

Why does she need to have her face at a car wash, the woman is a tyrant

So, it's official now. On top of Michigan, Donald trump will win every state in the Midwest. Landslide victory for President MAGA. Oh, and Whitmer will not seek reelection.

Are we living in a movie?
Some screen telling you to go stay home?
This is truly the end.

Americans are protesting because they have to use the pressure hose to clean their humongous SUVs, instead of driving into a machine.

So you can make a tribute video of yourself fapping to it.

*Laughs in Californian* Man we're fucked up, but Christ!

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Hose doesn’t actually clean the car that well, you need to scrub it too. If you just spray water on it the you’ll see the same grime as before when it dries.

>Using an automatic car wash.

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S/o 650

Gretchen Whitmer.

Wash your car yourself fatfuck

>paying for car washes

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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How much of a cityfag do you have to be to use an automated car wash? OP have you ever changed your own oil or do you pay someone to do that for you too

>Biden was gonna pick her as VP but realises how stupid she is

oh no no no

How poor do I have to be to consider automated car wash to be a wasteful expense?

No video
No smashed screen
No care

In a parallel universe, shes a MILF pornstar

It’s not about being poor or rich retard, it’s about taking pride in your car and doing it yourself
fuck you summerfag zoomer

it is just as wasteful to a billionaire as it is to a crackhead nigger
you crackhead nigger
get a bucket and a sponge, faggot

lol thinking some random brunette is whitler.

30 minutes to handwash, 5 minutes to automatic wash. If you value your time, you take the shorter route.

using a sponge was implied you slacker

hand washing takes longer if you're doing it correctly--automatic washing if you want your car clouded with swirl marks

I’ll take the swirl marks with no dirt

twitter.com/heymiller/status/1251554798404546560?s=20
here's the tweet since OP didn't include it

>using a bucket
Enjoy your scratched paint.

If you valued time, you wouldn't be here.

Just was your own car nigger. Not like you have much else to do in lockdown.

Yep, that’s all that’s going on. Nothing else to see here.

I would love to kill you, in a video game or whatever.

HAHAHAHAH
this is like the biggest hoax i have ever seen

That’s a man

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normies are going full nazi now
what will globies and cronies do?

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i don't get it, why are people going to car wash during lockdown? Why cant they stay at home fore few days?