/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3296 - CCP Virus Editions

Remember to take care of yourself during this! You're important! Wash your hands, don't touch your face, eat healthy!

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Just heard the news about Ngubu

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Remember when there were more threads than death?

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>Exhaled 'aerosols' spread coronavirus up to 13 feet—and shoes carry the virus, too

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WHAT THE FUCK IS CURRENTLY GOING ON GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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How do I get infected?

Corona can save me from work for a month and maybe will kill me, that would be wonderful because I have no balls for suicide.

So how do I get infected, bros?

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I hope for their sake they disable chat.

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nigga we're not going the "anti-tech" route, we're going the "everything online only ever leave with a hazmat suit and an oxygen tank" route.

nothingburger

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>mfw Remember when there more posts than deaths?

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>see end of clownworld
>win
>get just a flu'ed in the process
>win
>or survive it with clownworld gone
>win
Corona Chan is a win-only scenario.
#Blessed

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why not just fake corona, you won't enjoy your vacation if you're dying slowly of coof

>only 540 have died in New York in the past 24 hours
It's over, you fags need to admit this is just another flu, this virus hoax was hyped up in order to force to lockdown america and ruin the economy. More americans will die if the stocks keep going down, they need to go back to work, even New York isn't that bad they also need to open up

lick YOUR DOORKNOBS.

full pic where?

Remember when we laughed at that Israeli who said infected wont cross 10,000 and then we did it again when it hit 20,000 lmao

Everything is fine, lockdowns have worked, let the wagies go back to work and sports events and whatnot.

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damn son that's going to taste great, I need to write that one down

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Why don't chinks just shoot the shit they eat?

twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1251194461348081665
This is what lots of conservatives are doing, that is, hurting a lot the job of tons of doctors and other people who are trying to help in the Coronavirus crisis, and I don't see you all complaining about that.

But I want to die.
I think about suicide every day.

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we're fucked

Why contain it?

Imagine we have two happenings at the same time.
Corona Chan just a flu'ing the planet.
Also, as an added bonus, a bunch of retards are setting shit on fire cuz muh 5G.

Happening + Happening = Win.
Why contain it? Release the retards! Let the chimpout commence!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 715,105 (37,889) #2 Spain 191,726 (20,043) #3 Italy 175,925 (23,227) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 142,569 (4,405) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 34,913 (2,201) #13 Canada 32,412 (1,346) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,366) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 14,792 (488) #18 Austria 14,671 (443) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #21 Peru 13,489 (300) #22 Israel 13,107 (158) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,730 (126) #26 Poland 8,742 (347) #27 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #28 Romania 8,418 (421) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (163) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Czech Republic 6,606 (181) #35 Australia 6,565 (69)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #2 United States +5,370 (+735) #3 Russia +4,785 (+40) #4 Italy +3,491 (+482) #5 Iran +1,374 (+73) #6 Brazil +1,231 (+60) #7 Germany +1,172 (+53) #8 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #9 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #10 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #11 Spain +887 (+41) #12 Portugal +663 (+30) #13 Pakistan +613 (+8) #14 Sweden +606 (+111) #15 Mexico +578 (+60) #16 Canada +485 (+36) #17 Chile +478 (+10) #18 Ukraine +444 (+8) #19 India +440 (+2) #20 Poland +363 (+15) #21 Romania +351 (+10) #22 Qatar +345 (+1) #23 Switzerland +326 (+39) #24 Indonesia +325 (+15) #25 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #26 Serbia +304 (+7) #27 Philippines +209 (+10) #28 Dominican Republic +209 (+17) #29 Panama +194 (+7) #30 Ghana +193 (+1) #31 Finland +192 (+8) #32 Denmark +169 (+10) #33 Israel +125 (+7) #34 Algeria +116 (+3) #35 Moldova +114 (+1)…

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then grow balls and do it in a way that isn't retarded

She's catching up, but still nothing compared to Corona-chan.

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SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RED PILL ME

RED FUCKIGN PILL ME GOD DAMN IT RED PILLS

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You guys are the most PATHETIC bunch on this planet.

You wish for the destruction of this world and you are LAUGHING?

You make this virus into a cartoon girl to jack off to it?

PEOPLE. ARE. DYING.
This isn't a movie. It's real life. People are SUFFERING and STARVING.

The Global Economy is in Shambles. It's the end of globalisation as we know it.

And you all WANT this to happen and get WORSE???? I'd say that's pretty based. Godspeed coronachan.

>these shitty death numbers
It's over, eat your fucking rice and get back to work kek

They think fear and pain enhances the "flavor" or some shit.

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If theres a retirement home or hospice in your city, unironically go lick their doorknobs.

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SOCIETAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE SOON

10/10 pajeet almost got me

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Do you suppose that we will be able to manufacture and distribute hazmat suits and oxygen tanks for everyone in the world forever you fucking clueless monkey? Shut up. Do not post a reply.

Get corona to own the libs!

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Stop making these threads.
You stupid faggot pandemic won't cause a mass extinction.

This virus is a hoax by the liberals to force Trump to ruin the economy and lose the elections
#SendAmericaBackToWork