What is life like in Alaska?

I hear people here say this place is based, can anyone from here say if this is true?

How tough is life like for a homesteader?

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Hell. Never come here--no one should ever live in these conditions willingly. Now kindly fuckoff.

There's a gigantic Russian face always peering over the western horizon. Truly horrifying.

It’s fucking amazing. Best pizza ever. Awesome hiking, camping, fishing, and hunting. Lots of good breweries. Great coffee. Love guns and weed. Kind of a welfare state (PFD) but still not bad. Also, Anchorage has no sales tax.

Extremely expensive.

Anchorage is like 58% white and has a Jewish mayor who was born in San Fran.
>Fucking Alaska
>Half white by 2028
>Jewish mayor
God I fucking hate kikes to no end.

This, fuck off we're full.

wtf, where are all the darkies coming from? Why has no one minecrafted that fuck?

No need to play hard to get Alaska kun :)

Are y'all from there or did you move? What are some tips for a newcomer?

Random question; how are exotic pets legally seen and treated?

I might end up going to University of Fairbanks later on down the line; any advice?

Any suggestions on homesteading?

Jews have all their bases covered. There's nowhere to run as a European. Am I supposed to believe some kike from California spends most of his days in Anchorage?

Despite that it's still a pretty libertarian state; and outside of the hippy cities immigration isn't really going to be an issue

Or is that a wrong statement?

: D

Bump

Yeah that's how it worked in mainland US right?
The spics can have LA I'll live in the burbs
>California turns blue forever
The spics can have half of Texas
>Texas turning blue by 2028
Let them push you further and further into inawoods.

Don't hook up with Alaskan women because you will most likely get the clap.

And of course.....

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Alaska has tougher weather and less jobs; overall its immigration is much much slower too. Aren't you exaggerating the situation a bit

Got any advice on homesteading, and overall life there?

Not really. As it stands Alaska as a whole was 62% white in 2010. It's probably 55-58% right now. Alaska will be non-white in another decade in a half, probably less, which of course drastically changed the political landscape. You seem to be thinking that I'm arguing that it's the next Niggerville, USA, I'm not. I'm simply saying Alaska will be non-white and undergo rapid changes in the coming years, which is an undisputable fact.

Born there, dont bring fucking exotic pets there. What the hell is an exotic pet anyway. We have bears wolves wolverines and more deadly than all 3, moose.

Leave your parakeets and iguanas in the lower 48

I have a bobcat
Again, any tips for a newcomer?

There's barely a million people there. Even if it was a majority nonwhite, the spread out nature of the population would prevent any real culture change

There's no real way it could swing left and there's barely any gibs to be had

This, don't bother coming through, it's absolute shit, and we don't want more of you.

From here. Don't talk about where you're from unless it's asked of you, just do your job.

lots of insulation and waterproofing, and if you ever bitch at all about the conditions you'll stick out like a sore thumb. If you simply can't help but complain about something, complain about the quality of your gear or the price of repairs you need to make, etc. No one wants to hear some nancy from the lower 48 bitching about the weather, ever.

>i have a bobcat
unless you're talking about machinery you're better off not bringing it. What the fuck do you even do with a live bobcat? It can't hunt with you, and you can't exactly just let it prowl around or someone will shoot it or something else will eat it.

Rule #1
Mind your own fucking business.
Rule #2
Dont fuck with the moose
Rule #3
Do not give the natives alchohol and avoid them especially when they are drunk
Rule #4
Be nice to everyone at first, but be armed at all times for eventualities.
Rule #5
Bring your own bug dope.

Anchorage houses 40% of the entire population of Alaska, thus the politics of the state are dominated by one city and that one city will cease to be white. The Obama administration shipped thousands of Somalians to Minnesota. As far as gibs go, just wait until niggers hear they pay citizens from the oil fund.

>what do you even do with a pet bobcat
Own it as a pet, lol what a dumb question
Alright thanks for the advice

What's up with the natives?
What makes a moose more deadly than a bear?

Kys nigger this is fake news

Alright, sounds good

Cold, dark, wet, 8/12 months
Everything is expensive. The government pays you to live there. Bands of 8ft tall Hamo Samoan giants roam the streets looking for melee fights with armed beaners.
The natives will stab you if you look at them wrong, the police are nonexistent.
Fishing is nice. Big salmon in all the rivers. Bears are generally friendly.
Wolves aren’t a problem unless you catch them during mating season.
It’s a nice place.
Most people are transient workers.

>what the fuck do you even do with a live bobcat
That's like asking what a person "does" with any pet

homesteading ended in the 80's, the 'final frontier' is a meme.

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YouTube began in 2006 and easily proves you wrong

Fairbanks is our hot spot for corona virus, our first case was a UAF employee.

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How does somebody that fears a meme even live up there

Hes not joking, your bobcat will die up there; one way or another.

The natives hate the white man, you have to handle them with kids gloves because they are super sensitive about the whole taking of the land thing, they are degenerate as fuck because big oil has made money no object to them, they are like if niggers had access to infinite gibs, infinite freedom, hardly any oversight, and a complete and utter lack of any ability to metabolize alchohol.

Angry drunk indians shooting the pipeline is like an every other month occurence.

Be friendly to them until they chimp out.

"Homesteading officially ended on October 21, 1976 with the passage of the Federal Land Policy and Management Act of 1976. On that day, all homestead laws were repealed nationwide, however, a 10-year extension was allowed in Alaska since it was a new state with fewer settlers."

>1976+10=1986

Literally too stupid for a google search

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you were bought for $7 mil for us bitch.
you're a bleeder valve pretending to be a check valve.
oh. we're coming. en masse. stealing your pussy, booze, chefs, and your bullets.
we'll leave you 1 round of ammo a day, for food.
that ruskie nanook million sqaure mile snow ghetto?
we're taking it all. From You, NItch Bigga !

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>lol own it as a pet lol what a dumb q lol
yeah you wouldn't make it

>why are moose more dangerous than bears
headcount, proximity, etc.
Bears don't like people, and generally stay away from them when possible. Moose don't give half a fuck about anything, anywhere, and will try and kill anything that spooks them.

I don't think you know what "homesteading" means in a legal sense

First case was a cargo plane worker in anchorage, faggot.

Literally too stupid to use YouTube, and dumb enough to fear meme flu

The cold lowers your immune system retard. Furthermore outdoor activities are made difficult by -55 weather. Lowered immune systems + staying inside, close together?

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Oh and moose are the deadliest thing up there. Just go ahead and trust me on this one.

Due to car accidents at high speed into them at night they kill more than anyone, even removing car crashes, they STILL kill more than anyone due to the fact that the alaskan moose is the meanest creature on planet earth. Eyes briming with hatred of all life. They will kill you for fun. Bears and wolves would never do that.

Alright, I'll probably leave it back home then

If a a retard that doesn't understand the concept of pet ownership or even know how to use YouTube is ok, I think I'll be dandy

Anime posting lowers the average IQ of any thread, smart one
Go cope some more over a literal meme cuck

Come and try nigger, youll freeze to death or starve to death in the first 3 months. If Alaska dosnt kill you, i will. Better bring a whole hell of a lot of dindus, your gonna need to huddle for warmth.

Is there no way to ward them off or scare them?

>seething this much after being proven wrong

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>seething so hard he can't use YouTube
Lol cope harder

>ward them off or scare them?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No.

You will need a 30-06 or a 44 magnum.
12g slugs will work in a pinch.

You mean the youtube videos of the people who inherited their homesteads? Since the state no longer hands them out? That you would know if you made a google search?
>God it hurts being this right.

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I meant when you're in a car; how do you scare it off to prevent an accident?

worst fucking bantz i've ever seen.

I'm trying to help you, contiguousfag. You seem to be conflating
>homesteading
with just buying land or a cabin and settling. Just because some faggots start up a youtube channel called "Josh and Megan's AK Homesteading Adventure!" doesn't mean they're homesteading, it just means they left maryland with a gardening book and $400k.

Just train your bobcat to fight them, ezpz

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I mean the YouTube videos of people as early as last month describing their moves there and living off the land; calling you stupid is being too kind Kek

Yeah, I get you; I am just conflating a term

What are some good hunting pets?

That dosnt happen friend, when your going 70 on a 2 lane highway while its pitch black half the year and it just appears in front of you, you die.

If your going under 30 and its daylight just drive around it. If your stopped it will try to smash you, especially if you honk at it.

Would a cattle guard help?