A liberal Protestant homosexual British lawyer professor and UVF terrorist was teaching a class on Ian Paisley, known Anglo. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Paisley and accept that he was the greatest being the world has ever known, even greater than Eamon de Valera and Michael Collins!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Catholic IRA member who had fought in the Northern Irish troubles for 20 years and understood the necessity of terrorism and fully supported all teachings of the Catholic Church stood up and asked a question.
"Who rightfully owns Northern Ireland?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Protestantily and smugly replied "It belongs to Britain, you stupid Taig."
"Wrong. It belongs to Ireland. If it was British and Britain rightfully owns it, as you say, then it should be called 'Northern Britain' and not 'Northern Ireland'"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Book of Common Prayer. He stormed out of the room crying those Protestant crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all joined the IRA that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. A leprechaun named "1916 Easter Rising" walked into the room and perched atop the Irish tricolour and shed a tear on the chalk. Amhrán na bhFiann was sung several times, and Pádraic Pearse himself showed up and kneecapped every Protestant in the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died when his car was blown up by an IRA car bomb and he was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
CHERRIO LADS! OI GOTTA GOOD ONE FOR YA: HOW MANY DRUNKIN RIVERDANCIN' OIRISHMEN DO IT TAKE TO SCREW INNA LOIGHT BULB? NONE! THEY DON'T HAVE LOIGHT BULBS IN OIRELAND, ONLY THING THOSE TOSSERS GOT ISH A BOTTLE O' GIN ANDDA SACK OF POTATOES! WHATTA ROID!!!!
cool, who cares. they should send the parachute regiment again to kill you faggots
Jeremiah Wilson
Can you name one thing the Irish have contributed to the world? I genuinely can't.
David Russell
Wtf? I love Gerry Adams now Replace my people with the third world Gerry!
William White
Irish monks persevered a lot of Christian/roman writings which otherwise would have been completely wiped out. Other than that, fuck all besides some nice sounding rebel songs based a 'struggle' that caused division between angloceltic people. The irish for the most part have been used as the useful idiots of Zionism.
Andrew Butler
This is obviously just a massive cope but fuck Anglos.
Leo Stewart
>The irish for the most part have been used as the useful idiots of Zionism. How useful can they be if they are that irrelevant? Also >a brit calling others the puppets of zionism Top kek m8
Ayden Clark
What's the name of this original pasta? Something about a soldier in a college class and about the necessity of war
Elijah Brown
It doesn't really have a name but if you google "ACLU law professor navy seal" it should come up.
Lucas James
Irish are British. Ireland, all of it, is Britain. Geographically. It’s just they are fucking thick.
i was in the room when this happened, we all celebrated with a bowl of lucky charms then sang enya, the brittle marshmallow scraping the enamel off our teeth as we warbled
Benjamin Russell
I guess that logic makes you a remainer.
Chase Wright
Boolean logic and the porcelain combustion engine along with being the basis of education in the medieval ages before the Brits shat all over them.
Ayden Gomez
Every statement an Irishman makes, just proves that Cromwell was right about them.
>porcelain combustion engine everyone know the toilet was invented in britain
Gabriel Gomez
For the armored car you fucking ingrate
Nicholas Collins
Based
Ryder Ramirez
Brothers, stop fighting. Our two countries are beautiful.
Asher James
George Boole was English.
Aiden Ross
The same thing that happens in the mainland of England happens here in Northern Ireland. You have unionists that openly fly the isreali flag and you have republicans that push their agenda forward with abortions/mass immigration/gay marriage and before they had a political wing they were playing the terrorist boogeyman role. Just like CIA/MOSSAD funded ISIS/AlQueda. The same way in the mainland you have tories that kiss the boot of Israel and you have labour being the useful idiots pushing their agenda. Same way you have it in the US and every first world country.
It is hard to produce intellectual giants when your country has had to endure a decent amount of injustice.
To be fair to the Irish, you would have to examine their achievements when they have gone to other countries.
Further, no country in europe produced a great philosopher capable of understanding ancient greek almost until the 14th century after Boethius died. The one country who did, was Ireland - John Scotus Eriugena.
