PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OPENING BEACHES EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471279-1/
youtu.be/Mr6pqCj1fW8
>VP Pence on PBSNewsHour 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQow7exIgaQ
>Army for Trump Boot Camp Online w/Erin Perrine! 4/17/20
youtu.be/J-p4rhQ1cjY
>SoS Pompeo on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/kH0yHw34DcE
>SoS Pompeo on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150292719001/
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 4/17/20
youtu.be/TIhZwicnmPU
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 4/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6150307789001/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/17/20
c-span.org/video/?471281-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on F&F 4/17/20
youtu.be/jQeEVIbt-v0
>Giuliani on America 1st w/Gorka 4/17/20
youtu.be/uvBu0LORlnk
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on Spicer&Co 4/17/20
youtu.be/cxWmJSVqG60
>SG Adams on F&F 4/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6150270200001
>CDCDir Redfield on TODAY 4/17/20
youtu.be/oBKVLvDABlo
>Pentagon Press Brief (CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite) 4/17/20
dvidshub.net/video/748097/
>This Week@Interior 4/17/20
youtu.be/xtimNQxNoqA
>SpoxVox: 100th Day Anniv of Flight PS752 4/17/20
youtu.be/S8V0R7XcAKI
>SpoxVox: US Supports Italy in Fight Against Corona-chan 4/17/20
youtu.be/tSjBRFsBWO8
>DOEVideo: LM: 100 Sites &Growing 4/17/20
youtu.be/ExeQg5usZ4s
>WHVideo: AsstTreasSec4PA Crowley: Together We Will Get Through This 4/17/20
youtu.be/aWBZeI8PctA

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STILL CATURDAY

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Dogs = more MAGA

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who's the retard who baked at 298?

I've had it lads ..isolate the old and sickly and let's get on with it

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MAGA.
A big SLUT.

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GET YOUR SALT!

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Well.....

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havnt you read the past bin? its basically airborne ebola aids. if you have been outside in the last 6 months you are already dead

Kots have been rendered useless, based birbs will need their own day now

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Won't that just aid the spread of the disease?

>rude jacket
they are still assblasted by that jacket

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Not *getting* the virus is usually the best thing

Technically it comes from the same region though. Furthermore every hundred years something like this happens. Hopefully your progeny remember not to panic next time.

> (You)
>I wish you didn’t have internet access


Dang to bad Lorraine Foster pedo gate nigga fucked the grow op niggaz.. But when you find tiny and gorge, remmember they did they were sending me a package in two weeks. It better be my wife's cell phone number..she better be ok... Because, gentleman don't shit on eachother

You niggaz need to stop being niggers on a live Hollywood movie set. You stupid niggaz!!

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someone doesn't know what flattening the curve is for

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it is the yes to this answer. Trump fans swarm in an ocean of ilness and cry Maga maga not even when drowning in ilness of maga feeling

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I’ve been seeing liberals screech all over (((Facebook))) that if people go outside again that the hospitals will be overrun. These people are fucking insane.

I can tell

I love how women complain how much media is focused on their looks and outfit choice but they still buy into it 100%

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>liberals
It's really moronic to try and label political factions upon people who are using common sense

@253994322
>if you can't earn a living when government force is being used to keep you from going outside, you're not a self starter

????

Keep libraries parks and museums open everything else closed

>3rd highest death rate
>"No, we WANT to die from the disease!"

Are they retarded?

Eff the Haters.
Mel is the superlative FLOTUS.

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looks like florida in (((two weeks))) will be in the shit.

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It's ok to make fun of Conservatives BUT YOU BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CHINKS, MUZZIES OR FAGGOTS!

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Patently false and brainlet take. Getting the virus is literally the single best defense against it, only if you don’t die. This is why we let kids get sick from their friends in life kindergarten/nursery school. Immunity, like everything else in the body is strengthened from resistance.

It’s not common sense just because libtards agree with each other

As opposed to Florida in any other week?

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Common sense has to make sense. Why be afraid of a cold to the point where you behave like a corpse anyway?

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did you see that tay swiz wrote you a letter on twitter talking about how sad she was that she couldn't be on your show? dang luke how do you do it.

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>standing six feet apart in an enclosed room is safe
>standing hundreds of feet apart outdoors in a strong wind is dangerous

Kill yourselves. I'm not joking.

Retarded?
.45 ACP, the patrician sidearm.

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they do have a high population of island spicness so maybe those people will get hit hard and all die. we can hope.

Answer me this anons: if the numbers are high because of people getting infected in nursing homes, why are boomers blaming the young? Flatten the curve isn’t an acceptable answer because the workers at the nursing homes are the ones passing the virus directly to them. Regardless of what floridaman is doing on the beach, if the guy at the actual nursing home was in a hazmat suit there would be no hospitalizations and no deaths.

> doggos
> birbs
Can they make suitable mates?
> I didn’t think so

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Bruh, she got a nice Dick tho

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This

It am knowing to be true as American's don't travel to those listed in you're post fore you see you are contry owns a big bad group of non Educational people and in this way it are be not change even if people be go there you may need Fat lifter to put one American into a building of education yes, yes i said this.

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Who gives a fuck this isn’t /cvg/

And hit Broward. Maybe then Florida will be less of a hole.

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You came into the wrong neighborhood, kid

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I was watching Jaws for the first time today.

Close all the beaches

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Americans can change, but many wont, the ultra obese are really sad, sepsis is gross

/Chink Virgins General/

Three easy words: Orange Man Bad!

Let me get this right - the republicans in Congress want to vote remotely because they don’t want infected, but they want to force all of us to go back to work?

Is Trump white?

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Haven't been here in awhile. Every so often I like to pop in and get you guys' ice cold takes on things.

1. Are you guys retarded enough to think it's a good idea to get everyone back outside and back to work in order to "reopen" an economy that's not only built on consumer debt, but that's had damage dealt to it that won't heal for at least a few years?

2. Do you actually think Trump has the ability to do that?

3. Do you think Coronavirus was just a hoax to hurt his chances at re-election?

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they believe the news

go to doctor but America doctor will cost a house to see for you see your not even in top ten contry of mine in knowing anything. you More than Likely will attempt to fire Bullet inside your neck to cure it as gun and bullet with current out of date laws cost less than America doctor

Let me get this right - by posting obvious falsehoods I can get a few replies and feel like I've "trolled" somebody and get a sense of accomplishment for nothing at all?

Democrats want mail-in ballots. Democrats want the country closed indefinitely.

Who told her I want to be in my show? She can be in any show she wants?? Who told her that? Idk anything about a weed farm or the KKK but this show has me held hostage.. This show is a trap!! This is the biggest con on earth! Trust me, she wouldn't like this show! She can make my show whatever she wants if she writes me back she can control my show!! I heard is worth billions in Japan.. I watched a spin off show of my show.. A cool little movie called the Gentleman .. Is got a guy named Matthew McConnahay and he portrays Trutherbot in a great light... I funny know anything about much... Other than I have a whole town using me because they say I'm a nigger. This show is garbage.. It could use a makeover

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holy shit lol..... seriously did anyone else notice that trump backwards is pmurt?

lmfao *pppppmmmmmuuuuuurrrrrttt*

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1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes

economy will be better than it was before corona by the end of the year

>Shower of 1 post by this ID
This shit is just sad

1. It’ll heal quickly, you’re just a dumbass
2. Yes
3. Yes

beach is perfectly safe as long as no spring break thots are jumping anyone with their infected juices

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yes

Answer me this shills.

1. Are you guys retarded enough to think it's a bad idea to get everyone back outside and back to work in order to "reopen" an economy that was doing better than ever before? Just have high risk people be quarantined, wear masks, etc. Or failing that, commit suicide.

2. Do shills not realize Trump has the authority to do whatever he wants during an emergency?

3. Do you deny that the Coronavirus scare (not the virus itself) was merely a hoax aimed at hurting Trump's chances?

4. Reminder to kill yourself if you are a shill.

It's that time of the day again.

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would love to see the extended version of this

Thanks for confirming my suspicion that all that's left of Trump's base is people this caved-in-head stupid.

>ultra obese
I agree to this gross

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At least that’s a principled position. Kinda shitty that republicans are telling all the peasants to get back to work, and they’re running to safety.

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>Answer me this shills.
>4. Reminder to kill yourself if you are a shill.
that is not a question

thought i was saving a stray, but i was really just stealing someones cat. kek

I vaguely remember Barbara Bush talking about Jeb the same way

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no. he is orange

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>Thanks for confirming my suspicion that all that's left of Trump's base is people this caved-in-head stupid.
Go cry in the corner in fear of the big, bad chink coof you retarded nigger.

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lol. anyone with half a brain cell could see the panic buyer oublic reaction from a mile away.

it was even a meme on cvg for a month! A GOD DAMNED MONTH before it happened. beans and deenz my god you are a fagguiette of the french variety.

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>twitter.com/NBSaphierMD/status/1251270045923192832
They want you dead, with chink drugs and diseases, your entire family destituted and broke that besides having an economic collapse will also have a disease to deal with afterwards all the same, and they think that's funny, all the niggers telling you to stay home are either government employees or never had a real job in their lives.

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As opposed to professional gay tiger hunters?

Discuss.

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